*A crossbow bolt tears through the inter-thread barrier, heading straight towards the seagull.*
I hope you enjoy that drink...I picked up the mix while serving in Bermuda. If you have experience with wild creatures, perhaps you can help us manage our sea gull problem. Little buggers like pooping in the clubhouse, though we did nothing to them, what-what!
EDIT: We Jacks reward our friends, whether feathered or no...I'll talk to the other Jacks when they get back about installing a beer bird bath.
*A crossbow bolt tears through the inter-thread barrier, heading straight towards the seagull.*
Gah! My cover's blown!
*Barely dodges*
We have anti-excrement defense shielding we can lend you
It has a side effect of deactivating the the target in a crispy way however
*The door of the safe containing the check swings open, and the Masked Rogue steps out*
Now, you see, that crossbow bolt had to cross the inter-thread barrier to allow me to do the nearly impossible; make a temporary gate between the guild and your safe. Now, I could of just gone back out through the gate, but that just didn't have enough panache. So long, Jack. Hahahaha!
*Leaves*
Yes, thank you, I was always partial to ginger. I'm afraid I'm not a bird expert-just an explorer that decided to blast my out of the ice for the holiday to visit warmer climates.
*walks in with hawaiian shirt and heavy smell of cheap perfume*
Wow! I'm gone for like a day and KC messes up the place!!! I told you now to hammer him with the "special stock".... Darn! Now I have to catchup with lots of beers and gunshots
Oh! by the way, 5 days ago I trapped Llamafrog under a bocket and put a case of empty beer bottles on top... I hope someone let him out already...
*goes to check on Llamafrog*
*The door of the safe containing the check swings open, and the Masked Rogue steps out*
Now, you see, that crossbow bolt had to cross the inter-thread barrier to allow me to do the nearly impossible; make a temporary gate between the guild and your safe. Now, I could of just gone back out through the gate, but that just didn't have enough panache. So long, Jack. Hahahaha!
*Leaves*
Oh dear...KC isn't going to like this...
*The door of the safe containing the check swings open, and the Masked Rogue steps out*
Now, you see, that crossbow bolt had to cross the inter-thread barrier to allow me to do the nearly impossible; make a temporary gate between the guild and your safe. Now, I could of just gone back out through the gate, but that just didn't have enough panache. So long, Jack. Hahahaha!
*Leaves*
Go ahead and take the check. We'll just get a hold of KC and he'll cancel the check and issue a new one to us.
Why do people keep leaving the door to the spare water closet? And look, the toilet paper is missing now! It's a good thing that the thieves don't know where the secret safe is...what-what!
Edit: No worries, Righto. The check's safe in the safe. Guffaw/snort!
Why do people keep leaving the door to the spare water closet? And look, the toilet paper is missing now! It's a good thing that the thieves don't know where the secret safe is...what-what!
Edit: No worries, Righto. The check's safe in the safe. Guffaw/snort!
*Sighs with relief*
Thank the gods. KC would've killed me.
Why do people keep leaving the door to the spare water closet? And look, the toilet paper is missing now! It's a good thing that the thieves don't know where the secret safe is...what-what!
Edit: No worries, Righto. The check's safe in the safe. Guffaw/snort!
*Sighs with relief*
Thank the gods. KC would've killed me.
Actually, I might still.
Why do people keep leaving the door to the spare water closet? And look, the toilet paper is missing now! It's a good thing that the thieves don't know where the secret safe is...what-what!
Edit: No worries, Righto. The check's safe in the safe. Guffaw/snort!
Good to know!
Actually, I might still.Why do people keep leaving the door to the spare water closet? And look, the toilet paper is missing now! It's a good thing that the thieves don't know where the secret safe is...what-what!
Edit: No worries, Righto. The check's safe in the safe. Guffaw/snort!
*Sighs with relief*
Thank the gods. KC would've killed me.
*Spins around*
Master! What's the matter? The thief didn't get the check, master, it's okay!
Yes, thank you, I was always partial to ginger. I'm afraid I'm not a bird expert-just an explorer that decided to blast my out of the ice for the holiday to visit warmer climates.
It's always hot in the Jack Clubhouse...haw!haw!
Actually, I might still.Why do people keep leaving the door to the spare water closet? And look, the toilet paper is missing now! It's a good thing that the thieves don't know where the secret safe is...what-what!
Edit: No worries, Righto. The check's safe in the safe. Guffaw/snort!
*Sighs with relief*
Thank the gods. KC would've killed me.*Spins around*
Master! What's the matter? The thief didn't get the check, master, it's okay!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO CALLED ME 'MASTER' WITH A CAPITAL 'M'?!
It might surprise you to learn that I meant for the thief to get that check! I wanted to establish friendly ties with the, so they'd be more willing to help us! And now you screw it up!!! IDIOT!!!
Why do people keep leaving the door to the spare water closet? And look, the toilet paper is missing now! It's a good thing that the thieves don't know where the secret safe is...what-what!
Wait, your spare bathroom is a cube with a side length of 2 feet? But there wasn't even a toilet! And why do you even have a "spare" bathroom? Until 30 minutes ago, you were the only human who lived in this place! You know what, never mind, I'm leaving again.
*Jumps out of window carrying the actual check*
*walks in with hawaiian shirt and heavy smell of cheap perfume*
Wow! I'm gone for like a day and KC messes up the place!!! I told you now to hammer him with the "special stock".... Darn! Now I have to catchup with lots of beers and gunshots
Oh! by the way, 5 days ago I trapped Llamafrog under a bocket and put a case of empty beer bottles on top... I hope someone let him out already...
*goes to check on Llamafrog*
Why in the world did you put a dog under a bucket for five days? *smacks Frat Jack in the back of the head*
Actually, I might still.Why do people keep leaving the door to the spare water closet? And look, the toilet paper is missing now! It's a good thing that the thieves don't know where the secret safe is...what-what!
Edit: No worries, Righto. The check's safe in the safe. Guffaw/snort!
*Sighs with relief*
Thank the gods. KC would've killed me.*Spins around*
Master! What's the matter? The thief didn't get the check, master, it's okay!HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO CALLED ME 'MASTER' WITH A CAPITAL 'M'?!
It might surprise you to learn that I meant for the thief to get that check! I wanted to establish friendly ties with the, so they'd be more willing to help us! And now you screw it up!!! IDIOT!!!
Sigh...oh well, it can't be helped. Frogskin, I got an errand for you.
Just got back from the bank, CJ. Here's your receipt from KC's deposited check. Passed that masked fellow on the front stoop on the way in...poor chap seems blighted in the brains, what-what!
Just got back from the bank, CJ. Here's your receipt from KC's deposited check. Passed that masked fellow on the front stoop on the way in...poor chap seems blighted in the brains, what-what!
(Dammit)
Just got back from the bank, CJ. Here's your receipt from KC's deposited check. Passed that masked fellow on the front stoop on the way in...poor chap seems blighted in the brains, what-what!(Dammit)
Why do you want to be ally yourself with those thieves? They'll stab you in the back(literally) in a heartbeat.
What's wrong with KC? He looks like someone's rattled his cage something good, what-what!
EDIT: Reggie! Has your gelding gotten out of the mews again?
Why do you want to be ally yourself with those thieves? They'll stab you in the back(literally) in a heartbeat.Just got back from the bank, CJ. Here's your receipt from KC's deposited check. Passed that masked fellow on the front stoop on the way in...poor chap seems blighted in the brains, what-what!(Dammit)
Don't worry, I'm only sending an emmisary. If they want to stab me, they'll have to be satisfied with stabbing him.
After all, the xp loss from losing a familiar isn't all that bad...
Huh. Looks like I haven't posted here in a whle.
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Bite me pony boy!
Why do you want to be ally yourself with those thieves? They'll stab you in the back(literally) in a heartbeat.
Yes, but he will also stab us in the back in a heartbeat, and we will be so busy circling around trying to stab each other in the back that we never actually stab each other in the back.
Why in the world did you put a dog under a bucket for five days? *smacks Frat Jack in the back of the head*
Ouch! My bad... he was drinking all the beer and howling like a wounded kobold about the loss of his master... I had to do something about it!
*removes the empty beer case and releases Llamafrog*
EDIT: Darn boards are crashing on my... ;P
Young lady, would you like me to show you the Mews of the Jacks? You may pet the ponies there...
*crawls from under the bucket smelling like a poodle who has been abandoned for five days under a bucket*
Light...so bright... arf.. cough...
has anyone seen the master...
*puts on sad puppy eyes*
Huh. Looks like I haven't posted here in a whle.
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*Poops on the pony*
Now it's a speckled pony.
*crawls from under the bucket smelling like a poodle who has been abandoned for five days under a bucket*
Light...so bright... arf.. cough...
has anyone seen the master...
*puts on sad puppy eyes*
Awe, poor puppy. Would you like a treat, or maybe a trip to the vet?^^
Awe, poor puppy. Would you like a treat, or maybe a trip to the vet?^^*crawls from under the bucket smelling like a poodle who has been abandoned for five days under a bucket*
Light...so bright... arf.. cough...
has anyone seen the master...
*puts on sad puppy eyes*
The ASPCA recomends nutering all talking dogs.
Awe, poor puppy. Would you like a treat, or maybe a trip to the vet?^^
Both sound really good ma'am...
*whimpers and licks Jackette*
*puts on sad puppy eyes*Awe, poor puppy. Would you like a treat, or maybe a trip to the vet?^^
Hellooooow there lady! are you new to the house? Want me to give you the Official Jack's tour? Its a sweet joyride! Angel of Violence enjoyed it very much!
Awe, poor puppy. Would you like a treat, or maybe a trip to the vet?^^Both sound really good ma'am...
*whimpers and licks Jackette*
What a lucky dog.
*pets Llamafrog*
Yes you could say I'm new. *glances around*
Er...the culthouse-I mean the clubhouse doesn't look like it's in shape for a tour right now, but thanks for the offer.
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Hellooooow there lady! are you new to the house? Want me to give you the Official Jack's tour? Its a sweet joyride! Angel of Violence enjoyed it very much!*puts on sad puppy eyes*Awe, poor puppy. Would you like a treat, or maybe a trip to the vet?^^
Yeah, especially the part where I slipped him a mickey.
0_o
EDIT: Apparently tours are what kids are calling it now days, huh?
Yeah, especially the part where I slipped him a mickey.
Sigh..., sweet memories...could expect less of you my dear violent angel!
*pops a beer and cheers for sweet memories*
0_o
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EDIT: Apparently tours are what kids are calling it now days, huh?
Hehehe, no worries, we are a decent frathouse, Parties only get too gild every now and then and only smvrfs get harmed on those.
Frogskin is dead, as I had plotted. Everything is going according to plan...
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EDIT: Apparently tours are what kids are calling it now days, huh?
You'll have to excuse Frat Jack ma'am, he's a little .... aggressive. He's harmless though.
Not worried at all. I've hung around Paul Bunyan plenty of times out in the middle of the woods, I can handle a few angry Jacks.
Frogskin is dead, as I had plotted. Everything is going according to plan...
What's going through that little kobold brain of yours?
Frogskin is dead, as I had plotted. Everything is going according to plan...What's going through that little kobold brain of yours?
Leaning over the Jack's front fence
That boy ain't right...
Frogskin is dead, as I had plotted. Everything is going according to plan...
A dead frog? That's just not right!
Frogskin is dead, as I had plotted. Everything is going according to plan...A dead frog? That's just not right!
No, a dead seagull. Want it's head? Sell it to you for a copper peice.