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Jackette wrote:

WHERES ME BOOZE AND PANCAKES?!

Boobs and pancakes?

BOOZE! MAN I SAID BOOZE! DID YOU TAKE MY JACK?!

WHERES ME BOOZE AND PANCAKES?!

*digs around in coat*

I know I have a phoenix down in here somewhere!

Yikes! Hope everything is okay.

He's prolly tryin' to get dibs on xmas. =3

So basically its always happy hour here. No complaints here.

Indeed, we've Jacks-of-all-trades, ma'am.

So where is Jack-O-Lantern? Does he only show up at Halloween? =3

Wow, there's just about every kind of Jack there could be here, huh?

Jackette wrote:

Not worried at all. I've hung around Paul Bunyan plenty of times out in the middle of the woods, I can handle a few angry Jacks.

Then you must know Hungery Jack.

Hm, pancakes DO sound good right now.

Not worried at all. I've hung around Paul Bunyan plenty of times out in the middle of the woods, I can handle a few angry Jacks.

0_o

EDIT: Apparently tours are what kids are calling it now days, huh?

*pets Llamafrog*
Yes you could say I'm new. *glances around*
Er...the culthouse-I mean the clubhouse doesn't look like it's in shape for a tour right now, but thanks for the offer.

*crawls from under the bucket smelling like a poodle who has been abandoned for five days under a bucket*

Light...so bright... arf.. cough...

has anyone seen the master...

*puts on sad puppy eyes*

Awe, poor puppy. Would you like a treat, or maybe a trip to the vet?^^

Yes, thank you, I was always partial to ginger. I'm afraid I'm not a bird expert-just an explorer that decided to blast my out of the ice for the holiday to visit warmer climates.

Starts cleaning out bird poo.

This isn't nearly as bad as that instance with Bigfoot in northern Wisconi'.

A pleasure to meet y'all. I'm Jackette, mid-western adventurer extraordinaire.

Gingerly steps over a gnawed wooden leg to accept the drink.

I see I have caught you gentlemen in the middle of redecorating.

I didn't know someone was giving out beer rations!