SACREBLEU!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*mauls Frenchie*
*rubs on the frenchie trying to give him Mange*
Gah! The new guy is drooling all over me! Mangey thing left white fluffy tumble weeds on me too. I look like the waste bin at a freakin' cotton ball factory!
Hey, new guy. Anybody told you your ass end looks like Joan Rivers pre-botox? It's kind of uncanny!
Gah! The new guy is drooling all over me! Mangey thing left white fluffy tumble weeds on me too. I look like the waste bin at a freakin' cotton ball factory!
Hey, new guy. Anybody told you your ass end looks like Joan Rivers pre-botox? It's kind of uncanny!
*butt scoots across the carpet*
What'd you guys get for Christmas? I got some more meds.
What'd you guys get for Christmas? I got some more meds.poodle kicken boots! They are black and steel toed with nice big cleats!
*Sniff* *Sniff* You smell like a Frenchie! GRRRRRRR!!!!
What'd you guys get for Christmas? I got some more meds.
Besides the Frenchie that Santa gave us, I got some cash. I'm going to go out and buy all of us new squeaky toys! Also, I think I'll get a cleaner for the Spotty Carpet. You know how Frenchie blood always stains badly! YAP! YAP!
*butt scoots across the carpet*Gah! The new guy is drooling all over me! Mangey thing left white fluffy tumble weeds on me too. I look like the waste bin at a freakin' cotton ball factory!
Hey, new guy. Anybody told you your ass end looks like Joan Rivers pre-botox? It's kind of uncanny!
I scooted my butt across the carpet once....
I scooted my butt across the carpet once....
So did I, but I didn't realize that some frenchie had put glue down first.
Grrrr.....
I scooted my butt across the carpet once....*butt scoots across the carpet*Gah! The new guy is drooling all over me! Mangey thing left white fluffy tumble weeds on me too. I look like the waste bin at a freakin' cotton ball factory!
Hey, new guy. Anybody told you your ass end looks like Joan Rivers pre-botox? It's kind of uncanny!
I do it all the time!
drops a Christmas leftover landmine on the floor
Where is that infernal Poodle Lord? I want to kill him first!
Aww, f%&$ a duck, is it Monday already?
*punts himself across the room to save MoMo the trouble*
Aww, f&%@ a duck, is it Monday already?
*punts himself across the room to save MoMo the trouble*
Hey, don't cheat me out of my fun!
MoMo!!!
Humps MoMo's leg.
MoMo!!!
Humps MoMo's leg.
*Runs around in circle* *panicked* Get off me! Get off me!
…but…but…I missed you.
…but…but…I missed you.
Help me! Help me! Somebody please help me! *runs screaming through the Poodle Clubhouse with a poodle attached to his leg*
You…you complete the week.
joins the boss in "welcoming" MoMo
MoMo? MoMo? Where for art, thou MoMo?
Guys?
anybody?
I don't think he truly appreciated my gift.
*Finally shakes off the two Poodles* Damn you two poodles! I will avenge this insult!*teleports back to the Abyss*
*Comes back with the promised squeaky toys* Hey guys! Look what I got! Squeak! Squeak!
Is it me or has MoMo lost his verve? Should we get him a card or something?
Oh! Squeaky toys!
squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak
Everybody dig in. I have enough squeakies for everyone! Here ya go CDP. This squeaky looks like a Frenchie! In fact, it looks just like Chirac!
Chirac?!?
Grrrr.....
{watching Weeds and snacking on brownies} Ha ha ha, Monday Monster... MoMo... MoooooooooMooooooo {giggles}
Hmmmm... wait:
Monday Monster is MoMo.
Humpday Monster is HuMo.
CDP is... Sumo?!
What does that mean?! What does. THAT. MEAN?! Oh no, my paws are HUGE! Holy Bastet, I am so high on the 'nip right now.
{watching Weeds and snacking on brownies} Ha ha ha, Monday Monster... MoMo... MoooooooooMooooooo {giggles}
Hmmmm... wait:
Monday Monster is MoMo.
Humpday Monster is HuMo.
CDP is... Sumo?!What does that mean?! What does. THAT. MEAN?! Oh no, my paws are HUGE! Holy Bastet, I am so high on the 'nip right now.
am i?
Why does it have to mean anything. Accept that it is.
This is the way of poodle.
Why does it have to mean anything. Accept that it is.
This is the way of poodle.
Soooo....you're saying my life has no meaning?
sniff
Why does it have to mean anything. Accept that it is.
This is the way of poodle.
Soooo....you're saying my life has no meaning?
sniff
You hump, therefore you are?
Oooooooooooooooooooo, color trails. I think eating those mushrooms growing on the landmine patch might have been a bad idea.
Soooo....you're saying my life has no meaning?
If the friends that love you have no meaning, then yes.
Who among you fears emptiness?!
Soooo....you're saying my life has no meaning?If the friends that love you have no meaning, then yes.
Who among you fears emptiness?!
Ummmm...infinity!
Soooo....you're saying my life has no meaning?If the friends that love you have no meaning, then yes.
Who among you fears emptiness?!
There is no emptiness as long as there are squeaky toys to chew on, Frenchies to maul, and other Poodles to hump! *Humps Courtfool*
Soooo....you're saying my life has no meaning?If the friends that love you have no meaning, then yes.
Who among you fears emptiness?!
I fear emptiness in my belly.
*drops a landmine on the carpet*
Now it's even emptier.
humps Snarky Poodle to make him forget about his empty belly
*drops a landmine on the carpet*
Why can't it ever be tootsie rolls? Gah!
Mmmmm....tootsie rolls.
Why can't it ever be tootsie rolls? Gah!
*drops a landmine on the carpet*
Who says they ain't?
Who says they ain't?Why can't it ever be tootsie rolls? Gah!
*drops a landmine on the carpet*
Yeah, did you taste one?
Some guy told me puppies aren't supposed to have chocolate. I'm pretty sure it was because he wanted the chocolate all for himself. What a jerk.
Is that chocolate coming out of your head?
Mmmmm....tasty.
YAY!! HUMPDAY is here!!!
waits patiently for the Humpday Monster
YAY!! HUMPDAY is here!!!
waits patiently for the Humpday Monster
*dances naked* *singing* "If you want my body and you think I'm sexy..."
I'd buy that for a dollar!!
humps the Humpday Monster