Raise of the Poodle Lords

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

I think I broke something.....

[Yankee Poodle]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I think I broke something.....

Wind?

sniffs CDP's butt then sneezes and wipes snout on the carpet

[Jack's Right Hand Man]

Hiya Poodles. It's been awhile since I've been around. Are you ready for a punting? *tries to move* Wait a minute. Damn, I'm outta power and there isn't a beer in sight.

[The Humpday Monster]

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Hiya Poodles. It's been awhile since I've been around. Are you ready for a punting? *tries to move* Wait a minute. Damn, I'm outta power and there isn't a beer in sight.

Hey big boy. Long time no see. *Puts on Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get It On". *Dims the lights*

[Jack's Right Hand Man]

OH DEAR GOD! NOT AGAIN!

[The Humpday Monster]

HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP!HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP!HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! HUMP! *Screams fill the air*

[Cockapoo]

Ooh, that's gotta hurt......me next! Me next!

[Yankee Poodle]

Cockapoo wrote:

Ooh, that's gotta hurt......me next! Me next!

Well, OK. I was going to hump the metal dude, but you asked...

humps Cockapoo

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

[Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

licks CDP

[Cockapoo]

Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

licks CDP

Aaaawwwww. They understand each other's pain.

[Miss Kitty]

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Hiya Poodles. It's been awhile since I've been around. Are you ready for a punting? *tries to move* Wait a minute. Damn, I'm outta power and there isn't a beer in sight.

Ahem...

NSFW joke:

A Jack is sitting in a tree overlooking a clearing when a poodle walks right out into the middle. The Jack takes aim and fires, the poodle goes down. He leaps from his perch, rushes down the trail and into the clearing. The poodle is gone. The Jack is tapped on the shoulder, he turns to see the poodle who says,

"Alright Jack, you try to screw me, I'm going to screw you!"

The poodle then throws the Jack against a tree, pulls his pants down, and has his way with him.

The Jack, infuriated, goes to a gun shop and buys the biggest gun he can find. He returns to his spot and waits until the poodle appears again. He takes careful aim, fires, and the poodle goes down. Down the tree and through the trail he goes into the clearing only to find it empty. The Jack feels a tap on his shoulder and turns to see the poodle who says, "You don't come here for the hunting, do you boy?"

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

drops a landmine

[Spotty Carpet]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

drops a landmine

My face!!!

[Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy]

Miss Kitty wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Hiya Poodles. It's been awhile since I've been around. Are you ready for a punting? *tries to move* Wait a minute. Damn, I'm outta power and there isn't a beer in sight.

Ahem... ** spoiler omitted **

This story makes me happy!

humps Miss Kitty

[Cockapoo]

I was happy once.....

[The Monday Monster]

*comes in with a machete* Poodles....come out and play-ay!

[Yankee Poodle]

humps Cockapoo

[Cockapoo]

I just got happier! Ooh, a little to the left.

[Bi-Polar Poodle - Not so Happy]

The Monday Monster wrote:

*comes in with a machete* Poodles....come out and play-ay!

GRRRR!

[The Monday Monster]

Bi-Polar Poodle - Not so Happy wrote:

The Monday Monster wrote:

*comes in with a machete* Poodles....come out and play-ay!

GRRRR!

*PUNT*

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

comes out with the video camera

Do you want to record this again?

[The Monday Monster]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

comes out with the video camera

Do you want to record this again?

*Smashes the camera* No more video! Here, have a punt. *PUNT!*

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

That's OK, MoMo. I'm sure the other folks got some video on their cell phone cameras.

[Yankee Poodle]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

That's OK, MoMo. I'm sure the other folks got some video on their cell phone cameras.

I saw it on youtube!

humps the computer monitor

[The Monday Monster]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! I hate you Poodles!!!!

[Yankee Poodle]

The Monday Monster wrote:

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! I hate you Poodles!!!!

Don't be a hater. Be a Poodle, Greater!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

MoMo looks like I feel.

[Yankee Poodle]

Me too.

I just can't seem to get over the HUMP!

humps CDP

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

I got over something once......

Unfortunately, the drop off on the other side was....considerable.

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Hump Day again. I'll probably be filthy by the end.

[The Humpday Monster]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

Hump Day again. I'll probably be filthy by the end.

With any luck you will be. *Humps CDP*

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Filthy doesn't equal lucky. Filthy equals....bath.

[Cockapoo]

I had a bath once....

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

I've had way too many.....

[Cockapoo]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I've had way too many.....

I know what you mean. Those smelly French bastards won't touch water themselves but they have no trouble throwing us into the tub. GRRRRRRR!!!

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

Goddamn frenchies.......

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

looks around for a llama to hump

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

piddles

[Yankee Poodle]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

piddles

*humps CDP 'Japanese Style'*

[Snarky Poodle]

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

piddles

*humps CDP 'Japanese Style'*

Poodle bukkake?

[Yankee Poodle]

Snarky Poodle wrote:

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

piddles

*humps CDP 'Japanese Style'*

Poodle bukkake?

BANZAI!

*humps Snarky*

[Clinically Depressed Poodle]

BANZAIIIIII!!!!

[The Monday Monster]

Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

BANZAIIIIII!!!!

*Punt!*

[Llama Prophet]

BANZAIIIIII!!!!

[Llama Prophet]

Wait.... what?

[The Monday Monster]

Llama Prophet wrote:

Wait.... what?

Poor confused Poodle. Let me put you out of your misery. *Punt!*

[Llama Prophet]

aaaahhhhhhhwoooooooooaaaaaooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Snarky Poodle]

The Monday Monster wrote:

Llama Prophet wrote:

Wait.... what?

Poor confused Poodle. Let me put you out of your misery. *Punt!*

Mmm. Put me out of my misery too.

*presents himself*