*brings Cockapoo a squeaky toy*
Sharing = Caring! YAP!
Yep! *Licks CDP* *creates an "accident" for CDP to roll in*
Yay! Can I have a squeaky toy too?
Yay! Can I have a squeaky toy too?
*gives Snarky his squeaky toy* Here ya go!
Sure thing!
*hands Snarky a squeaky toy, then rolls in Cockapoo's "accident"*
TWO SQUEAKY TOYS! THANKS, GUYS, YOU'RE THE BEST!
*starts chewing squeaky toys*
squeak squeak
squeak squeak
squeak squeak
I had two squeaky toys once, but some french bastard took them away and threw them in the fire.
I had two squeaky toys once, but some french bastard took them away and threw them in the fire.
And then they exploded and he died!
Maybe that's what would happen if Michael Bay directed a movie about your life.
Runs in and throws a pie in Rusty's face
For Soupy!!!!
Runs in and throws a pie in Rusty's face
For Soupy!!!!
*licks pie off Rusty's face*
Mmmmm.....pie.
*licks pie off Rusty's face*Runs in and throws a pie in Rusty's face
For Soupy!!!!
Thanks, Cockapoo.
<Humps Cockapoo>
*licks pie off Rusty's face*Runs in and throws a pie in Rusty's face
For Soupy!!!!
Thanks, Cockapoo.
<Humps Cockapoo>
Ooh la la, that antennae of yours hits the right spot.
Ooh la la, that antennae of yours hits the right spot.*licks pie off Rusty's face*Runs in and throws a pie in Rusty's face
For Soupy!!!!
Thanks, Cockapoo.
<Humps Cockapoo>
{disturbed by the scene, but completely unable to look away...}
{disturbed by the scene, but completely unable to look away...}Ooh la la, that antennae of yours hits the right spot.*licks pie off Rusty's face*Runs in and throws a pie in Rusty's face
For Soupy!!!!
Thanks, Cockapoo.
<Humps Cockapoo>
Like that's the worst thing you've seen in this thread...
Are you saying I'm ugly?
Are you saying I'm ugly?
Should I be saying that?
Are you saying I'm ugly?Should I be saying that?
Not if you want me to treat you like a frenchie.
Not unless you want me to treat you like a frenchie.Are you saying I'm ugly?Should I be saying that?
Fixed it! Sorry, I was off my meds.
Fixed it! Sorry, I was off my meds.Not unless you want me to treat you like a frenchie.Are you saying I'm ugly?Should I be saying that?
It happens.
*humps Sumo*
It's quiet in here. Where's everybody? *howls*
It's quiet in here. Where's everybody? *howls*
Well, I've been humping Sumo for the last 24 hours.
I was sick all last week.
I was sick all last week.
*Eats green stuff*
Tastes like grass, and mushroom soup.
If I wasn't a poodle, this thread would be quite disturbing to read...
*licks the "ugly" off CDP*
Goddamd frenchies.......grrrrrrrr
If I wasn't a poodle, this thread would be quite disturbing to read...
It's called Culture Shock.
Colorful!
Colorful!
I'd hit that.
I'd hit that.Colorful!
I'd share my meds....
hot!
*humps hot puffy award winning poodle*
*mauls old french guy*
Did I scare everyone away?
Did I scare everyone away?
sneaks up and humps CDP
Thought you were alone? YAP!
I'm always alone....
I'm always alone....
*humps CDP from the front*
Not around here you're not.
runs around really fast in a circle, then collapses in a heap
*humps the boss*
Ooooo, yeah, right there.
I can understand he enjoys playing the way he does. I use to do that to.
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
I thought your meds took care of that?
No, those are supposed to help with my depression.
No, those are supposed to help with my depression.
I thought mauling Frenchmen helped your depression. Now I'm confused. YAP!
Welcome to my world. Yap!
Let's maul depression!
I'd rather maul more frenchies....
I guess it is a rather ambiguous strategy like the War on Drugs or War on Terrorism.
How about we just lick ourselves?