I got dropped once.....
I remember that. I'll never understand how you survived that fall from the Eiffel Tower.
I got dropped once.....I remember that. I'll never understand how you survived that fall from the Eiffel Tower.
{derisively} "It's only a model." [/Patsy]
I forget. Which Monster comes around on Thursdays?
I forget. Which Monster comes around on Thursdays?
I do.
I forget. Which Monster comes around on Thursdays?I do.
We eat our own poop. All of us have halitosis.
{comes flying out of the Jack's thread} ...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
{groans incoherently}
{comes flying out of the Jack's thread} ...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
{groans incoherently}
Fresh meat!
*humps hippeh*
YIP!
Fresh meat!
*humps hippeh*
YIP!
AUGH! Mon Dieu! C'est l'enfer caniche!
Le quitter! Arrêtez humping moi! {fumbles for beret and cigarette}
Fresh meat!
*humps hippeh*
YIP!
AUGH! Mon Dieu! C'est l'enfer caniche!
Le quitter! Arrêtez humping moi! {fumbles for beret and cigarette}
IT'S A FRENCHIE!!! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!
IT'S A FRENCHIE!!! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!Fresh meat!
*humps hippeh*
YIP!
AUGH! Mon Dieu! C'est l'enfer caniche!
Le quitter! Arrêtez humping moi! {fumbles for beret and cigarette}
Pas si fort, s'il vous plaît!
Et je dois avoir une quinzaine de fractures et de plusieurs les organes internes rompus ... SO. CESSEZ. HUMPING. MOI !!!!!
IT'S A FRENCHIE!!! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!Fresh meat!
*humps hippeh*
YIP!
AUGH! Mon Dieu! C'est l'enfer caniche!
Le quitter! Arrêtez humping moi! {fumbles for beret and cigarette}
Pas si fort, s'il vous plaît!
Et je dois avoir une quinzaine de fractures et de plusieurs les organes internes rompus ... SO. CESSEZ. HUMPING. MOI !!!!!
Ooh la la. Hippeez zo tender...
Mais YIP!
IT'S A FRENCHIE!!! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP! YAP!Fresh meat!
*humps hippeh*
YIP!
AUGH! Mon Dieu! C'est l'enfer caniche!
Le quitter! Arrêtez humping moi! {fumbles for beret and cigarette}
Pas si fort, s'il vous plaît!
Et je dois avoir une quinzaine de fractures et de plusieurs les organes internes rompus ... SO. CESSEZ. HUMPING. MOI !!!!!
Ooh la la. Hippeez zo tender...
Mais YIP!
NONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
looks like a storm is coming. I'll probably get all wet.
I got wet once.....
I'll probably get hit by debris as well......
I'll probably get hit by debris as well......
*From the Abyss* If only we could get that lucky.
I'll probably get hit by debris as well......
I got hit by debris o...... wait a minute. No, I don't recall that ever happening to me. Nevermind.
I didn't get hit by anything. I guess the debris doesn't love me.
I didn't get hit by anything. I guess the debris doesn't love me.
*Licks CDP* It's good to see that you're ok.
.....that you're ok.
That's not what my therapist tells me......
That's not what my therapist tells me...........that you're ok.
He's probably a dirty Frenchie! GGGRRRRRRRRR!!!!
I didn't get hit by anything. I guess the debris doesn't love me.
Well, CDP, I would "hit that" any day of the week.
*humps*
Oh joy! It's Monday. That means MoMo is going to come around and pretend to care about us. But I know he doesn't. Not really. He just like to toy with our emotions.
He's probably a frenchie.
Oh joy! It's Monday. That means MoMo is going to come around and pretend to care about us. But I know he doesn't. Not really. He just like to toy with our emotions.
He's probably a frenchie.
I'm actually Danish. *PUNT!*
I'm actually Danish. *PUNT!*Oh joy! It's Monday. That means MoMo is going to come around and pretend to care about us. But I know he doesn't. Not really. He just like to toy with our emotions.
He's probably a frenchie.
Mmmmm....fresh danish
Om NOM NOM
All this sugar sure puts me in the mood for humping!
*humps MonMon*s
I'm actually Danish. *PUNT!*Oh joy! It's Monday. That means MoMo is going to come around and pretend to care about us. But I know he doesn't. Not really. He just like to toy with our emotions.
He's probably a frenchie.
Mmmmm....fresh danish
Om NOM NOM
All this sugar sure puts me in the mood for humping!
*humps MonMon*s
This place has Poodles with a death wish. *PUNT*
This place has Poodles with a death wish. *PUNT*I'm actually Danish. *PUNT!*Oh joy! It's Monday. That means MoMo is going to come around and pretend to care about us. But I know he doesn't. Not really. He just like to toy with our emotions.
He's probably a frenchie.
Mmmmm....fresh danish
Om NOM NOM
All this sugar sure puts me in the mood for humping!
*humps MonMon*s
YIP!
This place has Poodles with a death wish. *PUNT*I'm actually Danish. *PUNT!*Oh joy! It's Monday. That means MoMo is going to come around and pretend to care about us. But I know he doesn't. Not really. He just like to toy with our emotions.
He's probably a frenchie.
Mmmmm....fresh danish
Om NOM NOM
All this sugar sure puts me in the mood for humping!
*humps MonMon*s
Maybe we just like it rough.
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Some of us like it ruff.
Some of us like it ruff.
Me show you rough. *chases CDP with a bat*
Some of us like it ruff.Me show you rough. *chases CDP with a bat*
*from the Abyss* Get him my loyal lackey!
{awakens from SAN drain-induced nap} Wha-?! Oh no, there are poodles all over this place!
{struggles, manages to crawl only a few inches} ARGH! My broken arms and legs are nearly useless. Must... escape... before they... notice me again...
*passed out under the couch after using massive amounts of Miss Kitty's catnip*
{awakens from SAN drain-induced nap} Wha-?! Oh no, there are poodles all over this place!
{struggles, manages to crawl only a few inches} ARGH! My broken arms and legs are nearly useless. Must... escape... before they... notice me again...
*tilts head at moving hippeh*
It's moving! Hump it!
*humps hippeh*
*passed out under the couch after using massive amounts of Miss Kitty's catnip*
*sniffs at passed out Cockapoo*
*unable to get good humping traction under the couch, heads over to hump slow hippeh*
YIP!
*tilts head at moving hippeh*
It's moving! Hump it!
*humps hippeh*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! {struggles feebly under the poodle's attack}
*woof*
I didn't know some of the poodles had taken the Maneuver Master archetype from UC. Oh no, not Flurry of Humping! I can't bear to watch this. {covers eyes with paws}
*from the Abyss* Get him my loyal lackey!Some of us like it ruff.Me show you rough. *chases CDP with a bat*
You have a loyal lackey? Does he know about that time you spent with all of us in the Bahamas?
[ahnold]IT'S NOT A TUMO!!![/ahnold]
*from the Abyss* Get him my loyal lackey!Some of us like it ruff.Me show you rough. *chases CDP with a bat*You have a loyal lackey? Does he know about that time you spent with all of us in the Bahamas?
[ahnold]IT'S NOT A TUMO!!![/ahnold]
*Looks nervous* You can't hold me to that! Courtfool slipped something into my drink!
I didn't know some of the poodles had taken the Maneuver Master archetype from UC. Oh no, not Flurry of Humping! I can't bear to watch this. {covers eyes with paws}
you think you should close your eyes in this thread? thats not safe
*Looks nervous* You can't hold me to that! Courtfool slipped something into my drink!*from the Abyss* Get him my loyal lackey!Some of us like it ruff.Me show you rough. *chases CDP with a bat*You have a loyal lackey? Does he know about that time you spent with all of us in the Bahamas?
[ahnold]IT'S NOT A TUMO!!![/ahnold]
Yeah, well...uh.....it's like this....That was a placebo.
Yeah, well...uh.....it's like this....That was a placebo.*Looks nervous* You can't hold me to that! Courtfool slipped something into my drink!*from the Abyss* Get him my loyal lackey!Some of us like it ruff.Me show you rough. *chases CDP with a bat*You have a loyal lackey? Does he know about that time you spent with all of us in the Bahamas?
[ahnold]IT'S NOT A TUMO!!![/ahnold]
What? Those are lies! Damned lies!
<wanders into the Abyss, spots The Monday Monster>
*hump hump humpity hump*
<piddles>
<scampers out of the Abyss leaving a small heart shaped piddle puddle>
What? Those are lies! Damned lies!Yeah, well...uh.....it's like this....That was a placebo.*Looks nervous* You can't hold me to that! Courtfool slipped something into my drink!*from the Abyss* Get him my loyal lackey!Some of us like it ruff.Me show you rough. *chases CDP with a bat*You have a loyal lackey? Does he know about that time you spent with all of us in the Bahamas?
[ahnold]IT'S NOT A TUMO!!![/ahnold]
You just keep telling yourself that MoMo. In the meantime, I'll pop in the DVD we made from that time.
What? Those are lies! Damned lies!Yeah, well...uh.....it's like this....That was a placebo.*Looks nervous* You can't hold me to that! Courtfool slipped something into my drink!*from the Abyss* Get him my loyal lackey!Some of us like it ruff.Me show you rough. *chases CDP with a bat*You have a loyal lackey? Does he know about that time you spent with all of us in the Bahamas?
[ahnold]IT'S NOT A TUMO!!![/ahnold]
*sniffs MoMo's butt*
You just keep telling yourself that MoMo. In the meantime, I'll pop in the DVD we made from that time.
*From the Abyss* Stop him Tuesday Monster! Oh $%#@!!! It's Wednesday! He's not around! Humpday Monster, get that tape!
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*From the Abyss* Stop him Tuesday Monster! Oh $%#@!!! It's Wednesday! He's not around! Humpday Monster, get that DVD!
Stop him? Hell, I want to watch. Put that DVD in the player CDP!
Stop him? Hell, I want to watch. Put that DVD in the player CDP!
*From the Abyss* Stop him Tuesday Monster! Oh $%#@!!! It's Wednesday! He's not around! Humpday Monster, get that DVD!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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We even added a cheesy 70s music sound track!