Mcgillan vs. the cleaver


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The plan to lull the Kobold into a false sense of security, a success our hero stealthily enters the villains lair. Passing through mazes of tunnels he smells the stench of lemming. He gestures to he's cohorts the flying monkeys to take care of the problem while he goes after the kobold. He pulls out his wand of lightning bolt in one hand and wand of fireball in the other. He runs through the maze losing a sense of direction hearing the screech of monkey and lemming combat all around him. He sees a passage to his left with flashes coming from the other side and makes a run for it. He emerges into a huge cavern maybe 300 feet long and twice that high and wide. In this huge chasm he sees a huge construct Over 200 feet high, gnomes in filthy rags chained to each other seem to be building the thing. "By gods what has that Kobold been up too". He hears a shrill high pitched laugh. He looks around and spots the kobold on top of the construct as it makes a lumbering step forward shedding gnomes as it does. Our hero looks down at his wands and thinks he should have brought more ammo........... to be continued.


Silly Jeremy, Beaver Cleaver doesn't command Lemmings.

Scarab Sages

While the Kobald is distracted I command my army of Lemur ninjas to destroy him.

Scarab Sages

This is f!%@ed up.


I should have known this would devolve into god-moding.

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