8 word Lord of the Rings Game

[Mothman]

Gimli was indeed fortunate that his father, Groin

[Charles Evans 25]

, (formally named Glóin), had taken a course in diplomacy

[Aberzombie]

and decided to start wowing everyone with his

[waltero]

weight-guessing ability and handing out prizes to those

[Aberzombie]

who won the always coveted title of "Biggest

[waltero]

Tracts of Land in the Westfold. Brun-hilda won

[Mothman]

another much coveted award, this one for “Biggest

[Aberzombie]

Assests to be Stared at". Her joy at

[waltero]

first went unnoticed, but not those assets. Legolas

[Heathansson]

said, " I have to go raise my puptent,

[waltero]

as Aragorn takes his morning bath. Anyone else

[Charles Evans 25]

urk?...", as Arwen brained him with a saucepan.

[Heathansson]

He flopped to the ground like a sack

[Mothman]

of lithe, gorgeous, blonde elf flesh, and

[Patrick Curtin]

his puptent remained unraised due to his injury.

[waltero]

"Silly Sindarin," chided Arwen. "The King is mine!"

[Mothman]

Aragorn, who had long mistaken Legolas for a

[waltero]

very thorough urologist, suddenly realized his error. "Gaaaahhhh

[Heathansson]

why did you stick that swab up my

[Patrick Curtin]

poor little Anduril, you mincing immortal elf man!

[Mothman]

When I get my hands on you I’ll

[Aberzombie]

name you George. And I'll hug you, and

[waltero]

... his voice trailed as Arwen glared at him.

[Tensor]

A black crystal ball rolled along the floor.

[Charles Evans 25]

A rabbit removed the fake Palantír. Arwen drew

[Patrick Curtin]

a sketch of Legolas that was quite unflattering

[Heathansson]

with really tiny naughty bits covered with the

[waltero]

leaves of Lothlorien. "Nazgul!" shouted Boromir pointing toward

[Heathansson]

a McDonalds on the corner of Gimli Blvd.

[Mothman]

in Minas Tirith, that was actually a front

[Heathansson]

for elven nyborg smugglers, who sold their drugs

[Mothman]

(hobgob pipeweed) to those guys with the tall

[Heathansson]

fellow hobbit cross dressing old ladies, who shaved

[Mothman]

mere seconds off the Middle Earth record for

[Heathansson]

the 100 meter freestyle dodging arrows swim race

[Mothman]

which had been quite popular back in the

[Heathansson]

old days, when all that Silmarillion stuff happened;

[Mothman]

most sane folk didn’t get into it much

[Aberzombie]

because elves were sensitive about that sort of

[Charles Evans 25]

‘Lúthien charms Morgoth’ scandal being repeated. Meanwhile, Ancalagon

[Patrick Curtin]

sat glumly wishing he had Smaug's name recognition.

[Jal Dorak]

So, he called up Shelob for product placement,

[Charles Evans 25]

but the last child of Ungoliant was busy

[Jal Dorak]

forming a counterfeit-silk ring, selling to Gondorians

[Aberzombie]

a simulation of the very thing that could

[Mothman]

undo their way of life and render them

[Jal Dorak]

vulnerable to the corrupting influence of Shire Pipeweed.

[Charles Evans 25]

So Ancalagon, in his quest for fame, decided

[Aberzombie]

that he needed a really cool nickname, something

[Heathansson]

to make the zombies scared of his tough