attract the strong men so I'll know who
and haggis!" The dragon tucked a wing -- DIIIIVVVEEEE!!!!
He opened up with his breath weapon.....a
an intercept course. Timing it perfectly, the bird
that icky, gooey part from where flame-fuel gushes
, which had an unexpected affect on his speed,
in a heap. Spinning, the force of its
Empire State Building and breathed liquid hot fire.
ground to sky like an antenna. Fire flashed from
every orifice it had. It had a lot.
Then, suddenly there was an unearthly shriek from
Sauron's mom, the sky split open and rained
trading cards! No, not the normal ones, but
the scratch-and-sniff type with lots of
Funky odors like hobbit taint and elf maiden
which are ultra rare - so rare that even
already cornered the market for elf maidens by
Grab them and take them to Dol Guldur
The rare collectable Gandalf the Chartruse action figures
as well as Gollum in a stormtrooper uniform
and a Legolas figure in Carribean pirate clothing
They were hidden in a box of sexual
aids that Gandalf bought at the Dollar General
store, which's location he had hiddden from Frodo
Because it was well known that Frodo was
the stingiest pervert in Hobbitton. For two dollars,
He had been known to perform various acts
that involved fish and conies. But it came
as no surprise when Gandalf arrived and said
"Follow your nose." The funk of forty thousand
Icthyophilia for everyone to see. Gandalf shed a few
every having said I love you." Suddenly, lightning
lit the area and Tolkien said please return