there is one in hook mountain I recall
:P
River Into Darkness has 'em too.
I noticed some in Escape from Old Korvosa as well.
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Actually, we tend to put in toilets in our dungeons relatively often, mostly because back in the Dungeon days, someone posted a similar thread on the topic.
If you see a map without a bathroom listed, chances are good that area either uses:
a) chamberpot technology
b) is filthy
c) has a bathroom somewhere in the map that's not marked
Not all toilets need to be called out, in other words.
What bothers me is how oversized the Pathfinder toilet illustrations will look. Rumor has it you'll need to engage your rage feat just to be strong enough to lift the lid and hop up on the seat.
chirp... chirp
Get it? Anyone?
chirp... chirp
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P.S. Don't forget that this is also a magical/fantasy culture that will have access to such things as scentless chamber pots and self-disposing chamber pots. Makes having a specific room for such things somewhat less necessary.
Fans of magic toilets should look no further than Pathfinder 9, in fact...
EDIT: Also... just occurred to me. It's possible that there aren't as many toilets in Pathfinder as I thought, because when we get crunched for space, I'm MUCH more likely to cut a 2 sentence description of a bathroom than I am 2 sentences from anywhere else, to be honest...
I'm MUCH more likely to cut a 2 sentence description of a bathroom than I am 2 sentences from anywhere else, to be honest...
So, I'll take that as a pass on my Big Book O' High Fantasy Crappers manuscript I sent you? Thanks for letting me know in public forum. Geez.
I'm MUCH more likely to cut a 2 sentence description of a bathroom than I am 2 sentences from anywhere else, to be honest...So, I'll take that as a pass on my Big Book O' High Fantasy Crappers manuscript I sent you? Thanks for letting me know in public forum. Geez.
Send it to me. My 2-year old would love it.
Send it to me. My 2-year old would love it.I'm MUCH more likely to cut a 2 sentence description of a bathroom than I am 2 sentences from anywhere else, to be honest...So, I'll take that as a pass on my Big Book O' High Fantasy Crappers manuscript I sent you? Thanks for letting me know in public forum. Geez.
Will do. It is a Pop-Up book, after all. :)
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Wow. More responses than anticipated. That's good. I'll have to go back to my maps. I do remember Hook Mountain's. *shudder* I haven't received episode 3 of CotCT. So, I'll have to keep my eye out.
I do like the suggestion about magic chamber pots.
As a matter of fact, what would preclude a wealthy noble from using a Decanter of Endless Water regularly for bathing (and bidet). As for the chamber pot, I sense that a bag of holding may have many uses.
Heh . . . perfect treasure find for an upcoming campaign - a bag of holding beneath a noble's bed. Surprise!
(Of course, if ever you have to empty it out . . . gross. Either the servant better have good gloves and a perfumed clothespin, or alternatively, I would house rule that you can turn a bag of holding upside down and dump its contents out. (Can you imagine scrubbing that thing clean?)
Wow. More responses than anticipated. That's good. I'll have to go back to my maps. I do remember Hook Mountain's. *shudder* I haven't received episode 3 of CotCT. So, I'll have to keep my eye out.
I do like the suggestion about magic chamber pots.
As a matter of fact, what would preclude a wealthy noble from using a Decanter of Endless Water regularly for bathing (and bidet). As for the chamber pot, I sense that a bag of holding may have many uses.
Heh . . . perfect treasure find for an upcoming campaign - a bag of holding beneath a noble's bed. Surprise!
Or a decanter of endless sewage. Cursed item unless you're a ghoul. Then it's just a bottomless energy drink.
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P.S. Don't forget that this is also a magical/fantasy culture that will have access to such things as scentless chamber pots and self-disposing chamber pots. Makes having a specific room for such things somewhat less necessary.
Fans of magic toilets should look no further than Pathfinder 9, in fact...
EDIT: Also... just occurred to me. It's possible that there aren't as many toilets in Pathfinder as I thought, because when we get crunched for space, I'm MUCH more likely to cut a 2 sentence description of a bathroom than I am 2 sentences from anywhere else, to be honest...
Ooh! I've got it...a privy druid.
The walls of the Privy were lined with water-filled iron flasks that sat open and looked in on the watercloset in an oddly beautiful way. After the Baron had completed his business, the room reeked of the foul mess on the floor, focused entirely on the drainage hole in the stone. Salis the Druid wiped the rear of the Baron and allowed him to depart the chamber cleanly.
Salis stepped from the room and sealed the door. It was then that he cast Heat Metal causing the room to self sterilize under a terrible wash of steam.
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Will do. It is a Pop-Up book, after all. :)Send it to me. My 2-year old would love it.I'm MUCH more likely to cut a 2 sentence description of a bathroom than I am 2 sentences from anywhere else, to be honest...So, I'll take that as a pass on my Big Book O' High Fantasy Crappers manuscript I sent you? Thanks for letting me know in public forum. Geez.
Just as long as it's not a scratch-n-sniff book.
Someone had to say it.
What bothers me is how oversized the Pathfinder toilet illustrations will look. Rumor has it you'll need to engage your rage feat just to be strong enough to lift the lid and hop up on the seat.
Are they Manga-inspired? That's my only question.
By the way, sorry for the delay. I saw there was a toilet thread earler on, but I didn't have to go then.|
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What bothers me is how oversized the Pathfinder toilet illustrations will look. Rumor has it you'll need to engage your rage feat just to be strong enough to lift the lid and hop up on the seat.Are they Manga-inspired? That's my only question.
By the way, sorry for the delay. I saw there was a toilet thread earler on, but I didn't have to go then.
Well, the flush handles DO stick out far to the side like a donkey's ear.
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Ooh! I've got it...a privy druid.
The walls of the Privy were lined with water-filled iron flasks that sat open and looked in on the watercloset in an oddly beautiful way. After the Baron had completed his business, the room reeked of the foul mess on the floor, focused entirely on the drainage hole in the stone. Salis the Druid wiped the rear of the Baron and allowed him to depart the chamber cleanly.
Salis stepped from the room and sealed the door. It was then that he cast Heat Metal causing the room to self sterilize under a terrible wash of steam.
How about a toilet Mimic! Hours of endless fun...
Well, the flush handles DO stick out far to the side like a donkey's ear.
Sorry, I can't think of a reply to that right now. I'm lauging too hard.
The Glassworks has a bathroom area. :)
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Well, the flush handles DO stick out far to the side like a donkey's ear.What bothers me is how oversized the Pathfinder toilet illustrations will look. Rumor has it you'll need to engage your rage feat just to be strong enough to lift the lid and hop up on the seat.Are they Manga-inspired? That's my only question.
By the way, sorry for the delay. I saw there was a toilet thread earler on, but I didn't have to go then.
Hahahaha
Here's a question: Otyughs are sometimes used to dispose of human waste. What kind of waste do otyughs produce?
Well, the flush handles DO stick out far to the side like a donkey's ear.What bothers me is how oversized the Pathfinder toilet illustrations will look. Rumor has it you'll need to engage your rage feat just to be strong enough to lift the lid and hop up on the seat.Are they Manga-inspired? That's my only question.
By the way, sorry for the delay. I saw there was a toilet thread earler on, but I didn't have to go then.Hahahaha
Here's a question: Otyughs are sometimes used to dispose of human waste. What kind of waste do otyughs produce?
Other smaller Otyughs
Other smaller OtyughsWell, the flush handles DO stick out far to the side like a donkey's ear.What bothers me is how oversized the Pathfinder toilet illustrations will look. Rumor has it you'll need to engage your rage feat just to be strong enough to lift the lid and hop up on the seat.Are they Manga-inspired? That's my only question.
By the way, sorry for the delay. I saw there was a toilet thread earler on, but I didn't have to go then.Hahahaha
Here's a question: Otyughs are sometimes used to dispose of human waste. What kind of waste do otyughs produce?
That's racist, man.
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That's racist, man.Other smaller OtyughsWell, the flush handles DO stick out far to the side like a donkey's ear.What bothers me is how oversized the Pathfinder toilet illustrations will look. Rumor has it you'll need to engage your rage feat just to be strong enough to lift the lid and hop up on the seat.Are they Manga-inspired? That's my only question.
By the way, sorry for the delay. I saw there was a toilet thread earler on, but I didn't have to go then.Hahahaha
Here's a question: Otyughs are sometimes used to dispose of human waste. What kind of waste do otyughs produce?
But at least we now have viable Pooper-Scoopers for a fantasy setting.
Until they mature...
Otyughs seldom mature. They keep making poo jokes, unto old age.
** hands out a hook mountain map**
Good luck.
I hope you don't get an infection... or raped.
Actually, I've always thought a Bag of Devouring could be used for just this purpose. With a somewhat elaborate set-up it could serve quite well.
Any reason that wouldn't work?
Well considering its height above the ground the Green Devil-Face could have served as a urinal, but I suspect they thought better after a few ... accidents.
OK, OK -- you win! I just don't have the cojones to continue with this thread after that.
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Vaguely along the same lines, I always wanted to see more books and such devoted to mundane equipment. Cloths, everyday items, kids toys ect. One of the reasons ...and a 10-foot pole is one of my all time fav gaming books. But a book from Paizo about the pathfinder world on mundane equipment would be nice. And I am glad they have the topic included in maps, it is kinda silly when their not.
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I can't count the number of times this has come up in game. We usually use prestidigitaton (the most economic and versatile spell around) to remove the smell, clean up the mess, Portable Holes, and orc corpses. Once they've been sufficiently Greyhawked, they just disappear, right?
OK, OK -- you win! I just don't have the cojones to continue with this thread after that.
Urinal got 'em?
Urinal got 'em?
Look carefully at my avatar. I'm still searching for a wish scroll. The nymphs and dryads are all in mourning.
I should toss in that in PF1 Thistletop has one too, though its pointed out that the goblins normally forget to use it.
See! Goblins are smarter than you thought!
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Vaguely along the same lines, I always wanted to see more books and such devoted to mundane equipment. Cloths, everyday items, kids toys ect. One of the reasons ...and a 10-foot pole is one of my all time fav gaming books. But a book from Paizo about the pathfinder world on mundane equipment would be nice. And I am glad they have the topic included in maps, it is kinda silly when their not.
Well it's not pathfinder, but if you can find one (most likely on Ebay or maybe amazon) the Aurora's Whole Realms Catalogue is priceless!
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Vaguely along the same lines, I always wanted to see more books and such devoted to mundane equipment. Cloths, everyday items, kids toys ect. One of the reasons ...and a 10-foot pole is one of my all time fav gaming books. But a book from Paizo about the pathfinder world on mundane equipment would be nice. And I am glad they have the topic included in maps, it is kinda silly when their not.Well it's not pathfinder, but if you can find one (most likely on Ebay or maybe amazon) the Aurora's Whole Realms Catalogue is priceless!
Yeah I have it, I just like the spin Paizo puts on stuff and with the high quality products they do. i would just love to see them take a stab at something along those lines especially if it was made for the pathfinder world. With it's styles, musical insturments ect.
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Back on topic for a slightly amusing story. My boyfriend's character got to a point where he had a base. We got into detailing it; traps, maps, etc., and I happened to ask where the "privies and baths" were.
His reply was, "My character hasn't gone to the bathroom in two years, he probably won't miss it."