Strangest Characters On the Boards...

[Heathansson]

Mike McArtor wrote:

What have I wrought?

:D

I thot chew wrought thet Pleat Scondroule, long wit' thet undetiteled therd.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Haste! Tumble! Jump!
*Enormously cowardly kobold flees after buffing himself up with just about every speed-boosting spell in the books*

[Aberzombie]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

*Enormously cowardly kobold*

Just remember, you said it, not us.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Aberzombie wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

*Enormously cowardly kobold*

I believe we can all agree on that...

*Picks up telephone*

I'mgladwefinallyagreeonsomethingnowcanyoupleasehelpmeoutI'm50milesawayalrea dysbutI'mstartingtogettired.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Nowcanyoupleasecastslowonthoseguyssotheydonothurtmepleasepleasepleaseplease please.

[Kruelaid]

You know, for most of us the dumb stuff we did as punk kids is lost in the sands of time.

But Kobold Cleaver? No, not him. His posts will still be here, archived, so his kids can reference them.

[Kobold Catgirl]

GreatnowI'mrunningoutofquarters.

[Kobold Catgirl]

ManIhatethesefeareffects.

[Kobold Catgirl]

HangonI'mgoingtocastAntiMagicFieldmaybethat'llhelp.

[Kobold Catgirl]

GreatIrolledaNatuarlonewhydothesedicehateme?

[Kobold Catgirl]

ThereIboughtanewd20sonowImightmakeit.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Anotherone.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Finally made my save. Now to flee before I get another 1 on my saving throw.

[Mothman]

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:

Mothman, it your turn, bring that back end around...

"Smack!"...maybe it wasn't hard enough, he's still smiling....

Harder!

[Kobold Catgirl]

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:

Mothman, it your turn, bring that back end around...

"Smack!"...maybe it wasn't hard enough, he's still smiling....

Him him with this +5 Vorpal Greatsword!

[Mothman]

I've got yer +5 vorpal greatsword right here.

[Mike McArtor]

Now you're just being strange for the sake of being strange, KC. :P

[Kruelaid]

Methinks he tries too hard.

[Mothman]

Mike McArtor wrote:

Now you're just being strange for the sake of being strange, KC. :P

Now?

[EileenProphetofIstus]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:

Mothman, it your turn, bring that back end around...

"Smack!"...maybe it wasn't hard enough, he's still smiling....

Him him with this +5 Vorpal Greatsword!

Actualy I use a staff, a net, and a dagger. All the other weapons are to heavy, I only have an 8 strength.

[EileenProphetofIstus]

Kruelaid wrote:

OMG.

And Frost complains about Vomit Guy?

I'm sorry, I took the wrong turn.

*backs out slowly.

Sorry, Kruelaid....didn't mean to get complaints.

[Fake Rouge]

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:

Mothman, it your turn, bring that back end around...

"Smack!"...maybe it wasn't hard enough, he's still smiling....

Him him with this +5 Vorpal Greatsword!

Actualy I use a staff, a net, and a dagger. All the other weapons are to heavy, I only have an 8 strength.

Fish nets? Hu Hu....Hu hu...

[Kruelaid]

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

OMG.

And Frost complains about Vomit Guy?

I'm sorry, I took the wrong turn.

*backs out slowly.

Sorry, Kruelaid....didn't mean to get complaints.

If you were whipping me it would be totally different.

[Cosmo]

You.
Are all.
WEIRDOS.

Spoiler:

...which I love. :)

[Dr. Smurf]

I think Kobold Cleaver needs a big smurf hug... and I think I'm just the smurf to give it to him.

*arms outstretched* Come here buddy.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Dr. Smrf wrote:

I think Kobold Cleaver needs a big smrf hug... and I think I'm just the smrf to give it to him.

*arms outstretched* Come here buddy.

Yipe! A smrf![url="smurf"][/url]

[Kassil]

*quietly stacks boxes of explosive doughnuts all over the thread amid the ruckus before slinking away to detonate them*

[Vomit Guy]

Must....resist...urge...to....splooorch...

[Heathansson]

Mmmmm......tripe sammich with horsey sauce!

[Vomit Guy]

Ah, the hell with it....

SPLOOOORRRRRTCH!

[Heathansson]

HAH!!!

[Heathansson]

Uhh....that's so...gross....ngh....Brluuuuuuuuuurch!!! Ngh ngggh.....
Where's my whiskey?

[Mothman]

mmmmm, doughnuts.....

[Heathansson]

It's a trap!!!

[baron arem heshvaun]

Cosmo wrote:

You.

Are all.
WEIRDOS.

Again i have to ask, is this weirdo class from the 3.5 errata or are we waiting on 4.0 weirdos to be released?

[Vic Wertz]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Hey, I'll help save Vomit Guy if you guys help me kill those smrfs.[url="smrfs"][/url]

Ah-ha! Now I see what happened! Those meddling paizo folks altered my post! YES!!! I am so...happy...

Hey, little dude. I think you got some smurf on ya.

[EileenProphetofIstus]

WOW, I think everybody here has been naughty.

[Mothman]

I've been very naughty.

[Sharoth]

So have I. I LIKE being naughty!

[Heathansson]

Not me. I'm always good.

[Sharoth]

Heathansson wrote:

Not me. I'm always good.

~laughter~ You?!? ~snort~ Good?!? ~falls on the floor laughing~ Yea, right!

[Heathansson]

I'm lawful good. Like Dr. Doom.

[Sharoth]

Heathansson wrote:

I'm lawful good. Like Dr. Doom.

So you are Anti-Lawful Good Heathy?

[Heathansson]

Nope. Lawful good. Like in Complete Scoundrule. Like Dr. Doom and Darkseid.
disclaimer: none of the aforementioned views actually reflect the contents of Complete Scoundrel's alignment examples. There; I'm not lieing now; so I can keep bein' lawful good.

[Fake Healer]

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:

WOW, I think everybody here has been naughty.

Ask Lilith, I am VERY naughty and always need correcting.....wonderous, beautiful correcting..... Often....

[mwbeeler]

Cripes. I take a few days off (not by choice) and get picked out of the lineup right out of the gate. Here I thought I was keeping a low profile too. ;)

[Curaigh]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

How about we donate money to the "Gag Kobold Cleaver and put him somewhere dark and dank away from the rest of humanity"? Do you have anything to say, little dog-rat-lizard boy?

Yes, I do.

LOL!--nearly woke up my mate!

[Curaigh]

Cosmo wrote:

You.

Are all.
WEIRDOS.

** spoiler omitted **

Mana mana.

[Tobus Neth]

RAOM!

[Aberzombie]

Fake Healer wrote:

EileenProphetofIstus wrote:

WOW, I think everybody here has been naughty.

Ask Lilith, I am VERY naughty and always need correcting.....wonderous, beautiful correcting..... Often....

This is what I like to refer to as TMI.