I miss Vomit Guy.I don't. *hint hint*
What, are you watching me or something? Do you have hidden cameras? That's pretty sick (and trust me, I know sick). What a perv!
I feel so violated.
I reckon Shiny's characters would probably round out at least half the slots in a top ten strangest player characters list.
"HEY! Ah resemble that re-mark!"
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Damn straight. And yeah, that Iron Maiden joke was a long time coming.Aso, Kruelaid's Dark Sun halfling,
and Radik Aurel, Eldritch Mr. Shiny's...psychopathic gladiator/iron maiden fan will give them a run for their money.
Shoot, the whole p.c.(p.) group is ready for Arkham Asylum.
22...the avenue....meet a lady we all know....
Kobold Cleaver comes across as a little strange (animal noises in a certain post come to mind), but I suspect he's the most well-adjusted of us all.Moo.
MOO MOO MOO MOO! I AM VOODOO CURSING YOU! SPLORK, I'm a ZORK SPORK STORK! I'm with ye, O my droogies! NEVERMORE! NEVERMORE! From the Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York, it's Late Night with Henry Rollins! KILL THE WABBIT!
You know. The lot of you are making me look almost normal. That is really bad when that happens.
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How about some cheese to go with that whine?For Garl's sake, would it kill you to STAY dead?!Chill out, Lizard Boy.The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. However, I only "splooorch" where I'm welcome.When will that idiot DIE already?!
Here comes the WAmbulance! WA WA WA WA! Hello, welcome to McWhinalds, how about a double wamburger with a side of french cries.
I got one word that covers "Strangest Characters..." b/c they're all in there & even if it's just one post by a character, it still makes them strange because that means they read it & felt the need to post about it. :o)
And now, that one word is...untitled
Please, kill him. Or, better yet, donate to the Let's-All-Kill-EileenProphetofIstus-Because-She's-Insane Fund!
Mothman wrote:
I like Eileen(even if she's a bit insane!)
What in the world did I do to earn a "Let's-All-Kill-EileenProphetofIstus-Because-She's-Insane Fund"? Honestly, show me just three posts I have made which back this up. If you do, I'll put my whip away. If you can't then I get a whole heck of a lot of attack's of opportunity. I even get to pull out my net! Let's see, valegrim, mothman, kobold cleaver....line up in a single line, alphabetically please, now turn around!
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What in the world did I do to earn a "Let's-All-Kill-EileenProphetofIstus-Because-She's-Insane Fund"? Honestly, show me just three posts I have made which back this up. If you do, I'll put my whip away. If you can't then I get a whole heck of a lot of attack's of opportunity. I even get to pull out my net! Let's see, valegrim, mothman, kobold cleaver....line up in a single line, alphabetically please, now turn around!
I'm just teasing you about the xena soundtrack cd Eileen!
And I think kc is just a bit upset, since the smurfs finally beat him.
What in the world did I do to earn a "Let's-All-Kill-EileenProphetofIstus-Because-She's-Insane Fund"? Honestly, show me just three posts I have made which back this up. If you do, I'll put my whip away. If you can't then I get a whole heck of a lot of attack's of opportunity. I even get to pull out my net! Let's see, valegrim, mothman, kobold cleaver....line up in a single line, alphabetically please, now turn around!
I'm just teasing you about the xena soundtrack cd Eileen!
And I think kc is just a bit upset, since the smurfs finally beat him.
Oh, I took it all in good humor, though I didn't relate it to the Xena CD's. By the way, I was serious about you guys getting in line...lets see kobold cleaver is first....alphabetically.
"smack'! How did that feel little man?
ayyup!
Mothman, it your turn, bring that back end around...
"Smack!"...maybe it wasn't hard enough, he's still smiling....Where's Valegrim?
No. The ------ have won. It...it can't be. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
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Hey, I'll help save Vomit Guy if you guys help me kill those smrfs.[url="smrfs"][/url]
Ah-ha! Now I see what happened! Those meddling paizo folks altered my post! YES!!! I am so...happy...
I will never harm another creature! It's a wonderful life!
Naaa, just kiddin'. Let's go kill some smrfs!!! The resistance has continued! DEATH TO SMRFS!!!
Smurfs rock.
Sticks and stones may break my bones...
But a Smurf will freaking nut ya!
Smrfs may have
The brains of a calf
But KC will kill them all.
Smrfs rock.
I agree! Smrfs are as dumb as a rock! Welcome to the non-blue side, Kirwyn!
This thread alone when read continous,is also very disturbing.
This thread alone when read continous,is also very disturbing.
Hey, it's better than the smrf threads. Burn those down!
I see that on the 4.0 forums, there's a sticky suggesting that a character with 'Vomit' in the title who sploooorches on various threads isn't mature. Funny rumor.
I see that on the 4.0 forums, there's a sticky suggesting that a character with 'Vomit' in the title who sploooorches on various threads isn't mature. Funny rumor.
What can I say, I'm so popular and well known, even the CEO is taking time out of her busy schedule to write about me.
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What in the world did I do to earn a "Let's-All-Kill-EileenProphetofIstus-Because-She's-Insane Fund"? Honestly, show me just three posts I have made which back this up. If you do, I'll put my whip away. If you can't then I get a whole heck of a lot of attack's of opportunity. I even get to pull out my net! Let's see, valegrim, mothman, kobold cleaver....line up in a single line, alphabetically please, now turn around!
There are posts that sometimes make me wish I could say things not as a Paizo staffer. ;)
What in the world did I do to earn a "Let's-All-Kill-EileenProphetofIstus-Because-She's-Insane Fund"? Honestly, show me just three posts I have made which back this up. If you do, I'll put my whip away. If you can't then I get a whole heck of a lot of attack's of opportunity.
One: You took offense to a post created by an utterly insane, sadistic kobold with the charisma of a dead turkey.
Two: You posted on a thread created by an utterly insane, sadistic kobold with the charisma of a dead turkey.
Three: You allowed yourself to be caught flat-footed by an utterly insane, sadistic kobold with the charisma of a dead turkey.
What in the world did I do to earn a "Let's-All-Kill-EileenProphetofIstus-Because-She's-Insane Fund"? Honestly, show me just three posts I have made which back this up. If you do, I'll put my whip away. If you can't then I get a whole heck of a lot of attack's of opportunity.One: You took offense to a post created by an utterly insane, sadistic kobold with the charisma of a dead turkey.
I took offense to nothing. I was humored
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
What in the world did I do to earn a "Let's-All-Kill-EileenProphetofIstus-Because-She's-Insane Fund"? Honestly, show me just three posts I have made which back this up. If you do, I'll put my whip away. If you can't then I get a whole heck of a lot of attack's of opportunity. I even get to pull out my net! Let's see, valegrim, mothman, kobold cleaver....line up in a single line, alphabetically please, now turn around!
There are posts that sometimes make me wish I could say things not as a Paizo staffer. ;)
Eileen said:
Huh?
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What in the world did I do to earn a "Let's-All-Kill-EileenProphetofIstus-Because-She's-Insane Fund"? Honestly, show me just three posts I have made which back this up. If you do, I'll put my whip away. If you can't then I get a whole heck of a lot of attack's of opportunity.One: You took offense to a post created by an utterly insane, sadistic kobold with the charisma of a dead turkey.I took offense to nothing. I was humored
EileenProphetofIstus wrote:
What in the world did I do to earn a "Let's-All-Kill-EileenProphetofIstus-Because-She's-Insane Fund"? Honestly, show me just three posts I have made which back this up. If you do, I'll put my whip away. If you can't then I get a whole heck of a lot of attack's of opportunity. I even get to pull out my net! Let's see, valegrim, mothman, kobold cleaver....line up in a single line, alphabetically please, now turn around!There are posts that sometimes make me wish I could say things not as a Paizo staffer. ;)
Eileen said:
Did I go to far?
Hitem again!!! Harder!!!
Hitem again!!! Harder!!!
Eileen said:
Did I go to far?
I don't want to actually hurt the little guy, just correct his naughty behavior.
ummmm....I'm naughty too.....I could...turn....around.... My safeword is 'eclipse'...
I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said.
"Whack"
"What, you think it so funny you need to talk during your spanking....whacks again!
OMG.
And Frost complains about Vomit Guy?
I'm sorry, I took the wrong turn.
*backs out slowly.
*Points at Heathy*
He started it!
You started it.
No I didn't! You did!
utterly insane, sadistic kobold with the charisma of a dead turkey.
More like a kobold with delusions of grandeur.....
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You started it.No I didn't! You did!
See post #1 at the top of the page. You really did start it Lizard Boy.
See post #1 at the top of the page. You really did start it Lizard Boy.You started it.No I didn't! You did!
What? No I didn--oh. Okay, yeah, I did. So, uh...
Expeditious Retreat!!!