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Liberty's Edge

Your apology for not being able to deliver a few things from the Green Ronin sale has translated into a nearly $250 hit to my wallet when I went to use the code you offered.

I am honestly not sure if I should praise the lot of you or vow vengeance for the exemplary customer service that has led me to shop here over most anywhere else, at the price of 'Ooh, shiny! Oh, hey, it's tax refund time, I can afford it...'

I can only conclude that if certain larger gaming companies had this degree of customer service and attention, scaled up to match their larger size, they would be up for a Nobel Peace Prize by now. I can only hope that someday this company qualifies for it, instead.

And now, off to hide from the other things I wanted to buy but talked myself out of.


Kassil wrote:


I am honestly not sure if I should praise the lot of you or vow vengeance for the exemplary customer service that has led me to shop here over most anywhere else, at the price of 'Ooh, shiny! Oh, hey, it's tax refund time, I can afford it...'

And now, off to hide from the other things I wanted to buy but talked myself out of.

~LAUGHTER~

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Kassil wrote:
And now, off to hide from the other things I wanted to buy but talked myself out of.

Oh, you can run...

;)

Seriously, thank you very much for the kind words. :)


Sharoth wrote:
Kassil wrote:


I am honestly not sure if I should praise the lot of you or vow vengeance for the exemplary customer service that has led me to shop here over most anywhere else, at the price of 'Ooh, shiny! Oh, hey, it's tax refund time, I can afford it...'

And now, off to hide from the other things I wanted to buy but talked myself out of.

~LAUGHTER~

Oh no Sharoth is here!!! Run!!!

Scarab Sages

Cosmo wrote:
Oh, you can run...

He's right. You'll never really escape Paizo's power. In that regard the company is like unto the zombie horde of the business community. No matter how far you run, or how effectively you hide, eventually you're going to find yourself trapped in a farmhouse, surrounded by the unstoppable, flesh-gnawing remnants of civilization whose power Paizo embodies. You are doomed. DOOMED I TELL YOU!!!

*sniff* I'm so proud of them...*sniff*


Dear Paizo,

Your stuff is awesome. Please write faster.

Sincerely,
Kruelaid

The Exchange RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8

Aberzombie wrote:
No matter how far you run, or how effectively you hide, eventually you're going to find yourself trapped in a farmhouse, ...

Yes. And the barn next to the farmhouse will be "constructed around a unique feature--a twelve-foot-high stone head, canted slightly to the left, depicting a helmed warrior, his face a stern model of placid determination ... known locally as the 'Stone Warrior,' [it] is a remnant of an ancient Thassilonian startue that once stood in the area" [RotRL2, p. 18]

I seriously love that image.

Sovereign Court RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32, 2010 Top 8

I was going to start a thread on how people spent their discount.

$250 eh? That's about what mine was, after discount and S&H.

Would have been more, but I buy my battletech books from my FLGS to support them.

Poor UPS man is going to kill me.

Dark Archive Contributor

Kruelaid wrote:

Dear Paizo,

Your stuff is awesome. Please write faster.

Sincerely,
Kruelaid

*tries to write faster*

Gah! My fingers!

*uses pen-in-mouth technique to continue typing*

Must... write... faster... Kruelaid... said...

*dies*

Dark Archive Owner - Johnny Scott Comics and Games

Mike McArtor wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:

Dear Paizo,

Your stuff is awesome. Please write faster.

Sincerely,
Kruelaid

*tries to write faster*

Gah! My fingers!

*uses pen-in-mouth technique to continue typing*

Must... write... faster... Kruelaid... said...

*dies*

No worries, Mike. Death is not the end.

*conducts ritual to bring Mike McArtor back as a lich*

Now you can write for eternity without worrying about any pain in your fingers.

Dark Archive Contributor

Larry Lichman wrote:

No worries, Mike. Death is not the end.

*conducts ritual to bring Mike McArtor back as a lich*

Now you can write for eternity without worrying about any pain in your fingers.

Snazzy.

Although I think my girlfriend might be displeased. Hmmm... anyone know of any vampires around willing to make spawn for money? ;D

Liberty's Edge

Mike McArtor wrote:
Larry Lichman wrote:

No worries, Mike. Death is not the end.

*conducts ritual to bring Mike McArtor back as a lich*

Now you can write for eternity without worrying about any pain in your fingers.

Snazzy.

Although I think my girlfriend might be displeased. Hmmm... anyone know of any vampires around willing to make spawn for money? ;D

*invokes the ancient draconic gods to restore Mike as a living dragon* There. Tough scales, stronger muscles, wings, the whole shebang. Lichdom's got nothing on being a dragon.

Dark Archive Contributor

Kassil wrote:
*invokes the ancient draconic gods to restore Mike as a living dragon* There. Tough scales, stronger muscles, wings, the whole shebang. Lichdom's got nothing on being a dragon.

Thanks man, I needed that. That whole undeath thing? It's really cold. Not cool. Cold. Brrr...

Liberty's Edge

Mike McArtor wrote:
Thanks man, I needed that. That whole undeath thing? It's really cold. Not cool. Cold. Brrr...

Not to mention that the following formula:

Dragon > Undead
clearly proves that being a dragon trumps being undead. When was the last time some dandy in service to the gods turned a dragon, right?

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