8 word "Star Trek" themed word game

[Mothman]

try my hand?” he asked whilst at the

[Larry Lichman]

same time, McCoy walked in spouting off about

[Mothman]

some crap. “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not

[Larry Lichman]

manicurist!" McCoy stalked off, while Spock lowered his

[waltero]

previously raised eyebrow. He began to strum his

[Larry Lichman]

bare chin, wondering what he would look like

[Heathansson]

in an alternate universe, where instead of the

[Mothman]

pointy ears and funky eyebrows he would totally

[Heathansson]

have a chihuahua head, and elephant ears with

[Mothman]

piercings. “Highly illogical,” he said peevishly, as Kirk

[Dale McCoy Jr]

Then the real McCoy said, "He's dead Jim."

[waltero]

Spock convinced them the bullets weren't real and

[Larry Lichman]

to prove this, created gunpowder in Sick Bay

[Mothman]

using depleted dilithium and something from Nurse Chapel’s

[Kruelaid]

underwear drawer. He mixed the ingredients in a

[Tobus Neth]

klingon bed pan, which he failed to wash

[Heathansson]

after it was used by the bridge crew

[Sir_Wulf]

. He believed this gave the powder extra zing.

[waltero]

"Fascinating" Spock thought as he deeply sniffed the

[Mothman]

contents of Nurse Chapel’s underwear drawer. “If only

[Larry Lichman]

I were a few years younger, I'd be

[EileenProphetofIstus]

wait....Pon farr is coming upon me now

[Larry Lichman]

must...resist. Nurse...Chapel...is not...Vulcan...Why

[EileenProphetofIstus]

Father unable to resist earthlings, must avoid making

[Sir_Wulf]

references to... disco or my... astrological... sign."

[EileenProphetofIstus]

I'll ask Capt. how to woo an earthwoman

[Mothman]

. Kirk was happy to share his insights. “First

[Larry Lichman]

you've got to do something about those eyebrows.

[EileenProphetofIstus]

although women seem to find your ears facinating

[Larry Lichman]

Kirk set his phaser on "shave" and carefully

[EileenProphetofIstus]

prepared aim. Suddenly the "Mirror Mirror" phenomena happened

[Kruelaid]

to come up in the Star Trek word

[Larry Lichman]

a suddenly eyebrowless Spock jumped out of his

[Mothman]

transporter booth, just seconds before Scotty decided that

[EileenProphetofIstus]

he could not change the laws of physics

[Mothman]

or give it any more. He wandered up

[Sir_Wulf]

to the hydroponics lab, hoping to steal a

[Shenzoe]

little bug that Kes ate once when she

[Heathansson]

went back in time with that Terri Garr

[Larry Lichman]

and met Jon Lovitz on Planet Spango. Oddly,

[Mothman]

it tasted like chicken. On the way to

[Larry Lichman]

Sick Bay with a case of swine flu,

[Heathansson]

James T. Kirk, the male chauvanist pig, was

[Mothman]

practising what to tell Bones. “I didn’t … touch

[Larry Lichman]

..Nurse Chapel in the...nethers." Pondering if McCoy

[Heathansson]

was a violent man, or if he just

[Mothman]

had an unhealthy obsession with death, Kirk pushed

[Heathansson]

The yellow button, then the green button, and

[Kruelaid]

and a plexiglass square slid out of an

[Heathansson]

encoded slot on the side of the wall