also had a traveling partner whom could eat
tasteless jokes. Several of them had gathered at
of his humorless, non-stop ass puns. That fat
Andorian, butted in with a lame joke about
filled with pornographic hypothesis of a alien culture.
Da warp drive is heating toward critical, we
42d12+67=490 damaged!Damn it to hell Scotty
Never use dilithium crystals as dice! Kirk quickly
by your rules! you scruffy looking nerf herder!
must...gain..control.. Jane...stop..this..crazy...thing
Argh! There be tribbles infesting the warp drive!
Kirk ascended the Jefferson tube, dodging tribbles as
"My God.... they think...I'm Klingon!.. Spock!... initiate
another... time... warp... episode! Girdle tightening... hairpiece
reset the bloody tricorder so our reading stablize...
a f&$@ing Swedish masseuse!" Kirk slowly unzipped his
began rubbing medical lubricant on his phallic instrument
"Let's hope we aren't interrupted this time. Turn
...Whoa! The atoms. They're rearranging. That's gonna sting!"
"Why are my balls hanging off McCoy's forehead?"
fluff girl!" So they got back into the
shuttle and headed for Octo-sodom prime, a
transexuals with well primed and lubricated... errr.. nether regions.
copy of Vampyros Lesbos, autographed by Soledad Miranda.
Of course, he had to wipe off the
cover and clean up the mess he had
yet at the same time, fascinating. May I