8 word "Star Trek" themed word game

[Patrick Curtin]

Kar'takin, beating him unmercifully until Enisign Randy screamed

[Mothman]

in ecstasy. “Oh Kirk baby, yes, hit him

[Aberzombie]

with the taser! The TASER!!!" Kirk responded by

[flash_cxxi]

jamming a Taser into Bones' nether regions and

[Aberzombie]

shocking the hell out of the Ship's Surgeon.

[flash_cxxi]

"Dammit Jim. I'm a Doctor, not an Electrician."

[Mothman]

“Don’t tase me bro” would also have been

[flash_cxxi]

a better comeback, but with 50,000 volts coursing

[Patrick Curtin]

through his irritated ailmentary canal, Bones wasn't about

[Aberzombie]

antagonize anyone who could make him suffer an

[flash_cxxi]

analrectomy, which (as a doctor) he knew was

[Heathansson]

one of those things that, if left untreated,

[Patrick Curtin]

could lead to a really crappy feeling in

[Heathansson]

Uranus. The ferengis, although on the shorter side,

[flash_cxxi]

had excellent anal hygiene. So much so, that

[Patrick Curtin]

it was said they stored gold-pressed Lattinum

[flash_cxxi]

in a special side gland, created for just

[Davi The Eccentric]

three easy payments of $19.95, although they are

[Heathansson]

wont to make the second and third payment,

[Patrick Curtin]

in counterfeit money gotten from the Mirror Universe

[Heathansson]

where ferengi are extremely generous, feminist, environmentally friendly,

[Patrick Curtin]

donate to charity and take in stray Tribbles.

[Mothman]

Meanwhile, down in Engineering, Scotty and Chekov were

[Heathansson]

trying to fix the warp field flux inhibitors

[Patrick Curtin]

by shooting ionized tachyon streams through Dilithium Crystals

[Heathansson]

that were simmered in Klingon bloodwine for a

[Mothman]

good three minutes, before being chemically harnessed to

[Heathansson]

do some hi tech doohickey job on the

[Davi The Eccentric]

warp nacelles, although Scotty told Chekov that the

[Patrick Curtin]

engines couldn't take much more of this, they

[Davi The Eccentric]

are making this strange clicking noise, and that

[Heathansson]

he'll need at least 52 hours to fix

[Jabberjaw th SharkGodAvatar]

the problem. "I cannae hold her togither, captain!!!

[Mothman]

“You’ve got 52 seconds you lazy bastard,” yelled

[Heathansson]

Sulu, who was acting captain, since Kirk was

[underling]

trapped in the privy with a tholian named

[Aberzombie]

Maria. "Damnit all," wailed Chekov, "How can I

[underling]

get off this tub and join the Monkees?!

[Davi The Eccentric]

"That is illogical", said Spock. Spock began to

[flash_cxxi]

discourse with them at great length about the

[Patrick Curtin]

illogic of a band created to parody another band

[Aberzombie]

that was, itself, a parody. "Most unusual Captain,"

[flash_cxxi]

my logic seems to have created a Temporal

[Davi The Eccentric]

rift, which, if unchecked, could cause the universe

[Tensor]

to twist up into a knot and... well...

[Mothman]

given the nature of the universe, that would

[Patrick Curtin]

be rilly, rilly ,bad mm'kay? I think we

[Davi The Eccentric]

could use a shot of romulan ale after

[flash_cxxi]

all the fuss that's been caused by this

[Davi The Eccentric]

whole "Captain Kirk's evil twin" nonsense. After all,