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I'm up too late reading my Burnt Offerings .pdf when I should be going to bed, and I just ran across this little gem in the "Goblin Weapons" side bar:
Goblins should really carry spare dogslicers, but they don’t think that far ahead, and occasionally end up standing in front of a hero without a weapon. Stupid little freaks.
Maybe it's the exhaustion talking, but damn. That really made me laugh. I mean, made me laugh to the point of tears.
Woo. Funny.
Stupid little freaks. Tee hee.
YES! stoopid leetle freeks. I did enjoy that gem.
What's that? What's that, you say? Oh...I'm still waiting for my PDF link...
:-(
Here, this will tide you over:
Does not help, now I at least just want it more :p
GIVE TO ZIM!!!!!!
My personal favorite:
You guys did a great job with making this module fun to read. Even if I never ran this (which I will beginning tonight) it would still be worth the money just for the sheer enjoyment of reading it.
Every single npc in here has a backstory...I love that.
"Stupid little freaks."
Mwah-hah-hah!!
filmguy, just got Rotrl myself. Stupid freaks just as funny after full nights sleep.
filmguy, just got Rotrl myself. Stupid freaks just as funny after full nights sleep.
Yeah.
Yeah, it is.
I keep finding myself laughing maniacally from time to time just thinking about springing Pathfinder goblins on my players.
Oooh I can't wait to run this! :-D
I'm another fan of "stupid little freaks." The whole opening is great fun, with zany goblins.
Then they start eating people.
The bedroom scene is awesome! I'm such a tease ; )
This is really the brilliance of Pathfinder.
This is the first time in probably fifteen years that I'm excited about goblins. Not some crazy new monster with a bizarre description. It doesn't have crazy powers, or new rules. It's just a goblin, and I can't wait! That is something special. Great work guys!
"Stupid little freaks." Classic. :-D
I had fun making a goblin spin a cat around and tossing it by the tail a la Monty Python, making exasperated cat noises as it was flung into the crowd. . . MreyowRRRR!!!
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I had fun making a goblin spin a cat around and tossing it by the tail a la Monty Python, making exasperated cat noises as it was flung into the crowd. . . MreyowRRRR!!!
I had a goblin fall off a burning roof into a rain barrel, then as it was struggling to get out a townsperson closed and secured the top of the barrel, carted it to the flames, and threw it in... drowned then burned theres one for CSI Sandpoint!
"Welcome, Inquisitor Grissom."
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I had fun making a goblin spin a cat around and tossing it by the tail a la Monty Python, making exasperated cat noises as it was flung into the crowd. . . MreyowRRRR!!!I had a goblin fall off a burning roof into a rain barrel, then as it was struggling to get out a townsperson closed and secured the top of the barrel, carted it to the flames, and threw it in... drowned then burned theres one for CSI Sandpoint!
You both are awesome. I so very badly need to get a RotR campaign group going.