No, its the real deal.
This might be a better, more informative, link.
But it's for real. Looks like it's a type of dog. Now, if they could only find Bigfoot...
Teacher, 4e Troll Trade Blows After Spat
By Associated Press
Fri Sep 14, 9:45 PM
PALM SPRINGS, Calif. - A teacher and a 4-e-Troll named Benard were arrested after trading blows during an argument over trash at the desert's Riverside County Community School.
Teacher Thomas Silva, 61, was arrested and booked for investigation of willful cruelty to a troll, while the troll was arrested for battery on a school employee, Sgt. Mitch Spike said Thursday. Both were released.
"Neither one of their actions were justified," the sergeant said.
Silva, who wasn't available for comment, has worked for the Riverside County Office of Education since 1979, spokesman Rick Peoples said, adding he was unable to discuss the incident because it was a personnel matter.(Sources believe he is very upset with Wotc annoucement of fourth edition Dungeons and Dragons Roleplaying Game)
At about 11:20 a.m. on Wednesday, Silva asked the troll to eat the trash and the troll refused, Spike said. They argued and the troll shoved Silva, who then slapped the troll, the sergeant said.
The troll then slapped the teacher and the teacher punched the troll at least three times in the head, Spike said.
No medical attention was needed.
Peoples said the school serves about 40 trolls, who are in the seventh through 12th Talent Tree Programs. The trolls include those who have been expelled from other schools, are on probation or have other problems.
Silva is a punkass beyotch afraid of change!living in the past, set in his ways playin 1st edition 4e doesn't need him.
Oh, all I've done is kill the tarrasque, some great wyrm golds, and about 50 advanced dragon turtles.
Not that much, for a kobold cleaver.
Splooooorrrtttcchh
...oh, and some great wyrm gold dragon 30th level cleric 20th level blackguard dracoliches. As i said, nothin' fancy.
Who resurrected this? I want you to put up your hand right now, and you have a detention buster.
Creepy
NO animals are allowed in the school during the science fair Aber.
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Who resurrected this? I want you to put up your hand right now, and you have a detention buster.
CreepyNO animals are allowed in the school during the science fair Aber.
HA!! I laugh at your feeble 'detention'.
I was like, "woah, a chick wit' glasses. I like the smarty's."
Then I saw it was Kruelaid.
You are more insane than I am. Actually...
INCONCEIVABLE!!!
When I was a kid, my friend Mike was shooting crows with a .22 and stuffing their bodies into pringles cans behind his house. I felt this was excessive (and Mike might have something fundamentally wrong with him) so I told him to stop. He aimed his .22 at me and told me to try and stop him. So I did. I slapped the rifle away and tried to wrestle it out of his hands and ended up shooting him the leg.
Come on, those crows could have been somebody's familiars. So I guess, I prevented hunting from happening {/Threadjack}
When I was a kid, my friend Mike was shooting crows with a .22 and stuffing their bodies into pringles cans behind his house. I felt this was excessive (and Mike might have something fundamentally wrong with him) so I told him to stop. He aimed his .22 at me and told me to try and stop him. So I did. I slapped the rifle away and tried to wrestle it out of his hands and ended up shooting him the leg.
Come on, those crows could have been somebody's familiars. So I guess, I prevented hunting from happening {/Threadjack}
That is inspiring.
I was like, "woah, a chick wit' glasses. I like the smarty's."
Then I saw it was Kruelaid.
psych
I slapped the rifle away and tried to wrestle it out of his hands and ended up shooting him the leg.
You shot someone. Cool.
Yeah, like hot librarians. They look all sensible and strict with their glasses, and buns and sweaters, but they're firecrackers underneath all that.
Christ in a bucket! Was my wife one of your 'alternates', dude?
I jes' saw one o' dem GSLs on another thread. Keep yer eyes open, and yer rifles loaded fellers.
I've hunted sidehill rounders, swamp augers, and the ever-elusive hidebehind, just to see if they cook up nice.
Rounders are just a type of antelope, and your swamp auger is a mutant gator, so there wasn't much new there (not bad, just not worth the effort). Never could find a hidebehind, even with an array of mirrors to try to catch one sneakin' up; they may be extinct.
I did run into a gardinel in the process, though. Surprisingly tender steak, and you get a heckuva lot of meat off a monster the size and rough shape of a two-story house...
Browning submachine gun. Anything smaller'd just make 'em mad.
Did you see that TV show where the guy goes around the world with cameras and heat sensitive devices looking for Bigfoot and Swamp Monsters? That would be fun job.
I hope that guys posts here, more often than he has in the past. :-)
Are you referring to 'MonsterQuest' or 'Destination: Truth'?Did you see that TV show where the guy goes around the world with cameras and heat sensitive devices looking for Bigfoot and Swamp Monsters? That would be fun job.
I hope that guys posts here, more often than he has in the past. :-)
I think it is Destination: Truth.
I have only caught bits and pieces of episodes. But, apparently they are are uncovering portals to other dimensions, and creatures modern science says do not exist.
The main guy is huge, like 7' tall. His crew seems to be very well funded , judging by all their high tech gadgetry.
I'm finding it to be good source material for Call of Cthulhu gaming.
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Are you referring to 'MonsterQuest' or 'Destination: Truth'?Did you see that TV show where the guy goes around the world with cameras and heat sensitive devices looking for Bigfoot and Swamp Monsters? That would be fun job.
I hope that guys posts here, more often than he has in the past. :-)
I think it is Destination: Truth.
I have only caught bits and pieces of episodes. But, apparently they are are uncovering portals to other dimensions, and creatures modern science says do not exist.
The main guy is huge, like 7' tall. His crew seems to be very well funded , judging by all their high tech gadgetry.
I'm finding it to be good source material for Call of Cthulhu gaming.
Yeah, that's it. Josh Gates (the host) is a massive jerk (and the consummate skeptic), and they never find anything, so I find it immensely entertaining. I've seen every episode.
Has any of you guys ever shot one of them mongolian death worms?
Hell, I bred them in my backyard and let them loose every summer I pass through Utah.
When's bow huntin' season in Utah?
October I think.
Buddhist Dog
Hey, look. A cleric. *Munch munch munch*
Hey Heathansson! Does anything cryptozoological coming from the Nevda Test site count. I mean UFOs, men-in-black, government scientists, etc. Does it requires a minumum of four legs or zero legs, you know in case it needs to crawl or slither.
Do Nargles count too? Supposedly no one has seen them.
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hell yih!
I use a dog whistle and a spotlight on them greys. Wear a tinfoil-lined baseball cap so their mind powers don't work. They ain't hooking me up to no extraterrestrial colonoscopy. Ain't milking me either.
They're kinda you know--evolved for cerebralness and all, so they're pretty squishy.
You hit them in the forehead with a wristrocket and their head explodes like a blood-glutted tick.
hell yih!
I use a dog whistle and a spotlight on them greys. Wear a tinfoil-lined baseball cap so their mind powers don't work. They ain't hooking me up to no extraterrestrial colonoscopy. Ain't milking me either.
They're kinda you know--evolved for cerebralness and all, so they're pretty squishy.
You hit them in the forehead with a wristrocket and their head explodes like a blood-glutted tick.
Wow! I thought their heads exploded like Peeps in a microwave oven. All that marshmellowy yummy goodness must go somewhere....
Just goes to show you what I know.
I went Nessy fishing in Loch Ness once damn thing took my pole, I'll bag her next vacation you watch.
If you bag that nasty beastie, I want to be the first to snap photos. Got It?!
I is once killed Warwoof. Got BIG medal from Sharoth. BIG medal!
I is once killed Warwoof. Got BIG medal from Sharoth. BIG medal!
Is it shiney? Is it big enough to use as a frisbee? I like frisbees!
Can I put it in my treasure horde?
I is once killed Warwoof. Got BIG medal from Sharoth. BIG medal!It was a coyote.
Shh! No tell that to Sharoth! He is want his money back!