The Nine word Game

[Heathansson]

stockings. Nonetheless, these kobolds were bound and determined to

[Aberzombie]

prove that, despite all evidence, they were not complete

[Heathansson]

and utter, in every way possibly imaginable, nothing but

[Aberzombie]

pathetic little cowards who lost bladder control at the

[Heathansson]

sight of a dire rat. Why, the dispicable little

[Aberzombie]

lizard, yappy dog, things were well known for screaming

[Heathansson]

and running in fear from a single human zombie.

[Aberzombie]

The sight of werewolves would cause kobolds to faint

[Heathansson]

if they had any damn sense, but they don't,

[Devin Swift]

because they're 4e kobolds and have never seen werewolves

[Aberzombie]

scampering around under the moon. The cowardly kobolds, however,

[Crimson Jester]

would slink after the thieves guild and look for

[Joey Lafyatis]

open spaces to practice thier new kung-fu style called...

Damn, can't start the name..

[Aberzombie]

Yellow Spine Technique. This kobold invented martial art was

[Heathansson]

incumbent upon fighting with both hands raised in the

[doppelganger]

'Chocobo' pattern, as inspired by the large yellow riding

[Aberzombie]

camels of ancient Arabia. These vicious dromedaries were known

[doppelganger]

worldwide for their resemblance to large flightless birds. They

[Aberzombie]

could also strip the flesh from a man in

[Kruelaid]

a pair of lederhosen, because they had been abused

[Twin Agate Dragons]

rectally and had not been fed for nine days.

[Irv]

After devouring the lederhosen the camels rampage through the