The Nine word Game

[Tobus Neth]

The ancient caverns of Zhurgom Deeps held a old

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evil relic known as the Apparatus of the Abyss

[Bling Bling]

, feared by all, pure and wicked, this vile device

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was gigantic and lay half buried in rock and

[Bling Bling]

the remains of those who'd tried to control it.

[Aberzombie]

"Not another wasteful 'Word' thread!" spoke the whiny lawyer.

[Bling Bling]

Aberzombie wrote:

"Not another wasteful 'Word' thread!" spoke the whiny lawyer.

Curses! Foiled by another whiny lawyer! Drat, Drat, and Double Drat!

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Then the whiny lawyer died.
now back to the nineword game

[Aberzombie]

These remains were soon animated by the demon prince

[Tobus Neth]

Orcus. The dead remains of 40,000 men began claw

[Vy-Dann]

thier way towards San Diego to collect lawyer brains!

[Bling Bling]

Whiny lawyer brains, that is ;) But seriously, the ghoulish

[AWED]

fiend is about to dance on the head of

[Aberzombie]

a very large pin, the kind that a giant

[Heathansson]

would bowl for, using the skull of a dire

[Tobus Neth]

Tazmania devil. The sound of laughter erupted from a

[Heathansson]

coffee can. Hollow, careening, laughter; stored as if for

[AWED]

holding jam which the mummies keep when they are

[Heathansson]

making preserves, whether it be grape, or strawberry, or

[Bling Bling]

those other lip-smackin' flavors mummies simply cannot 'live' without.

Now back to our regularly scheduled program...

Tobus Neth wrote:

Orcus. The dead remains of 40,000 men began claw

-ing themselves free from their dank earthen and rubble confines.

[DUR]

or else the matrix2.0 will make you a chiphead,

[Heathansson]

and you better learn kung fu for when Demogorgon

[Celestial Healer]

challenges you to a cage match in front of

[Heathansson]

the tribe of mongrelmen known in certain circles as

[Dirk Gently]

those who create word games. They are also renowned

[Heathansson]

for their cooking. They love to cobble together ghoulashes,

[Aberzombie]

gumbos, and the occasional seven layer dip with guacamole.

[Heathansson]

These mongrelmen also liked to play in the back

[Celestial Healer]

of the movie theater while people are trying to

[Aberzombie]

sleep, which gets them in hot water with the

[Heathansson]

fiendish half-efreeti nymphs. This, of course, they found to

[Narg]

smokin hot, so they jumped out and went to

[Heathansson]

the Copa Cabana to cool down with tropical drinks

[Tobus Neth]

Heathansson wrote:

the Copa Cabana to cool down with tropical drinks

however they were stopped by the fiendish Barry Manilow

[Heathansson]

spawn half dragon feytouched ghost brute from Ipenema, that

[Tobus Neth]

always gorged on the hearts of virgins and unicorns

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but his love of women foot apparel rivaled even

[Heathansson]

Imelda Marcos. He had a level of Maure Castle

[Vy-Dann]

that was painted pink, and shoe shelves for miles.

[Heathansson]

A pair of colossal fiendish Doc Marten's kneeboots guarded

[Vy-Dann]

his prized possesion, his ronald mcdonald size 73 shoes.

[Heathansson]

These shoes housed two old women, who had so

[Tobus Neth]

much looked like night hags, had indeed secured the

[Heathansson]

soles of many chaotic evil people, to trade for

[Tobus Neth]

moldy blocks of cheese. Graz'zt laughed at the crystal

[Heathansson]

shard poking out of the toe of the left

[Kruelaid]

shoe-hag's forehead, which looked like it really hurt.

[Heathansson]

Graz'zt summoned forth his servants, waitresses, and his jester

[Vy-Dann]

who we affectionately call heathy, the slightly deranged werewolf.

[Heathansson]

"Jester," he said waving his hand to the music