"Tonight the vampire pirate lord Om neg nak will meet his"
was not going to be easy though, a 900
crew very upset. Night was upon them,time was
and seeking the genitals of extremely fat, hairy men.
experiments conduct by Obox-Ob brother Oboy-Od whom was really
angry at everyone for that surprise birthday party last
Halloween at Denny's when he ordered brain tumors but
got sick and went home to lie down next
to his teddy owl bear named Mr. Shrieky. His
bloated demonic slug form was cover in sharp spines
and coarse red hair that was matted with greasy
slime that smelled of dead fish. Music filtered down
was fighting with Axel Rose, over who the hell
called Mr.Brownstone!. Music blarred and drugs were consumed
mishapen heads appeared in the crystal ball. A long
into a single mishapen head that said "Doyawannawonga". Gaping
Ja-Ja-Ja Jane stop this crazy thing!. The window slammed shut fast
red orange glow and the face of fear was
so full of fear! it screamed out as a
The crystal ball cracked. A blackish oil seeped out
of the cracks and coalesced into an abjectly deformed
my egg of revenge"!said the hag queen Ugloris
stroking her tiny monstrosity, which cooed softly.
She fed it the fingers of babies that she'd
kidnapped from market". She remembered it was time to
pick up some more "lady fingers", spare ribs, pickled
Captain Crunch!. She realized she had forgotten her Coupon
for buy one - get one free, which can't be
right, as she never forgot. Except that one time
at hag camp. Gritting her teeth produced a noise
that caused glass to crack and skin to crawl.
whatever the hell that means?. Suesan was running with
dropforged in hell and sharpened by gnomes bent with
