The One Sentence Game!!

[Aberzombie]

This occasionaly presents a problem, as the scientists then have to use an intricate system of mirrors, ropes, and pulleys to read important notes they may have stapled to the back of the head.

[Tensor]

As the demon song bled slowly to its rising climax, Bo Derik dropped the Bionic Man's head and shambled slowly towards the lead guitar player.

[Heathansson]

"So, do I get a back stage pass?" she asked sardonically.

[Aberzombie]

The head, having been dropped, rolled across the stage and into the lap of an audience member.

[Tensor]

An alien peered down from his spaceship and into Paizo's offices.

[Aberzombie]

What he saw both fascinated and horrified him.

[Tensor]

Gary was sitting in a small room cackling maniacaly as he looked into his monitor; out in the hallway Lisa carried a pump action shot gun.

[Aberzombie]

James Jacobs remained unseen, although his insane giggling echoed all around.

[Tensor]

The alien watched Lisa’s head snap to the left as she shouldered the shotgun; her body trembled with a recoil, and then twice more as she pumped the action; Lisa’s eyes widened, and the alien saw her mouth open in a silent scream – tentacles licked out from the darkness!

[Masika]

Out of the darness burst Alison, armed with her ray gun of clear tracking. pointing her weapon at the alien as if ready to untangle the tentacles.

[Tensor]

Several coils of gooey tentacle wrapped around Alison's waist, and with a heave lifted and pinned her against the ceiling.

[Aberzombie]

Vic Wertz suddenly burst onto the scene, chainsaw in hand.

[Tensor]

Alison gasped, "You have to start that thing Vic!"

[Aberzombie]

Vic gave the starter cord a vicious tug, and the chainsaw came growling to life.

[Masika]

Soon Vic was cutting through the gooey tentacles, carefully making sure not to accidently get Alison.

[Aberzombie]

James Jacobs, on the other hand, hadn't been trusted with a chainsaw since the infamous "Cubicle of Horrors" event of 2005.

[Tensor]

That was in the good old days, before Paizo had to move to a smaller apartment and layoff staff.

[Heathansson]

For in the bleak times, none were safe.

[Aberzombie]

Of course, by corollary, in the safe times it was presumed that none were bleak.

[Patrick Curtin]

For now the tentacles were cleaved and the offices made safe for underpaid designers and put-upon interns.

[Tensor]

And, in this new found silence, just when we thought all was safe and we could finally lay our heads upon warm pillows... that is when it happened!!

[Aberzombie]

It was truly terrible to behold.

[Tensor]

Hard drive archeologists, who will read these pages, discovered on hard drives buried in the sediment of time, in thousands of years, will weep openly when they discover what happened next.

[Aberzombie]

They will weep so hard, that their skin will dry up and dessicate, causing them to resemble everyone's favorite messageboard zombie.

[Tensor]

They will cry like their mothers did giving birth.

[Tensor]

And, then it finally happened.

[Aberzombie]

Pett and Logue acknowledge their friendship, and announced they were working on a project together.

[Tensor]

A thunder clap rolled in the distance.

[zylphryx]

Indeed, this was a sign of the End Times.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Seven seals appeared in the heavens.

[zylphryx]

Bouncing rubber balls with their noses and honking horns, they were a terrifying sight to the masses.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Their flippers clapped and thunder ensued.

[Tensor]

One of those "ice-cream man - run and get your quaters" trucks rolled silently around a corner, and then began picking up speed.

[high G]

"Ice cream! Ice cream! Icccee creammm man is coming!"

[Kruelaid]

Pett and Logue embraced.

[Aberzombie]

A rip appeared in the fabric of space-time.

[Heathansson]

Like a fart from leviathan.

[Aberzombie]

Gravity increased to ludicrous levels, unleashing torrents of plaid energy.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

The Scottish were confused and pleased.

[Tensor]

Erik Mona stepped out from the rip in space-time; he was smiling and carrying a wooden chest.

[Nasty Pajamas]

He set the chest down and stepped back smiling.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

It had 15000 White Castle Burgers up in it.

[Nasty Pajamas]

Sebastian not only wondered how so many burgers could be up in that chest but how he could get his hands on some of them tastey morsells.

[Tensor]

And then he knew how!

[Aberzombie]

His plan was simple.

[Gary Teter]

Sebastian hums a little tune as he sharpens the machete: "Steal burgers, nom burgers, steal burgers, nom burgers, nom burgers, steal burgers, nom burgers, nom alllll the burgers, nom them today.... mmmm...... nomburger nomburger numburger nummynumnumnummmmm...."

[Irv]

He'd simply run up to the chest, grab as many burgers as he could in one swipe, and run even faster away.

[Yasha]

And LO, did Sebastian NOM upon the burger and it was good and did have all the best traits of burgeriness..which always is better with a brandished machete, because machetes make everything better (even the movie, which I've not seen, must be cool simply by virtue of machetiness) as do all swordly things whenever they are used and in any conceivable situation, hypothetical, theoretical, factual, fantastical, historical, rhythmical, musical, poetical, Sebastianetical, PostMonster rhetorical, etceteratical.......ok, I'm done now.

[Digitalelf]

Upon finishing his treasure of miniature burgers, Sebastian sat up and let loose an eructation that rumbled the very fabric of space-time, filling the rift with a repugnant yellow miasma that was only dangerous to cute little Bella-Sara ponies...

[Tensor]

Gary walked into the room with his new iPad in hand.