A Note to Contributors

[Mike McArtor]

Ladies and gentlemen of the contributing community.

When you send in an article please, please, please put your name in the document. Preferably at the beginning. Including your address and phone number earns you bonus points you can later redeem for cookies*.

It is better to over-saturate your article with your name (such as including it in a header or footer) than to under-represent yourself (or to not represent yourself at all).

That is all.

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*Bonus points cannot be redeemed for cookies. This is a lie.

[Sebastian]

Please also note that you can put my name on your submission instead, particularly if it is accepted and there will be a check issued to the author.

[Germytech]

Sebastian wrote:

Please also note that you can put my name on your submission instead, particularly if it is accepted and there will be a check issued to the author.

I'd be happy to!

Could you please provide me with your full name, home address, phone number. Also, the name of the bank, Routing # and Account # to your checking account, your social security #, your PIN, and your mother's maiden name.

You can email me at [e-mail]

:D

Note: this is a joke. Just in case someone wants to ban me for spamming. It's a joke and the email address does not exist (I hope).

[Zherog]

Mike McArtor wrote:

It is better to over-saturate your article with your name (such as including it in a header or footer) than to under-represent yourself (or to not represent yourself at all).

Yay! I do something the better way! That's a switch...

[Sebastian]

Germytech wrote:

I'd be happy to!

Could you please provide me with your full name, home address, phone number. Also, the name of the bank, Routing # and Account # to your checking account, your social security #, your PIN, and your mother's maiden name.

You can email me at [e-mail]

Hey! That's the email address of my friend with the Nigerian bank account. Sweet, you guys must work together.

[Neeklus]

I'm going to start adding subliminal messages to my queries, featuring my name.

One such message will follow each paragraph of real text:

Nick Thorburn is great.

Nick Thorburn is your friend.

You want Nick Thorburn to create your next Adventure Path.

You want to make Nick Thorburn a sandwich.

Nick Thorburn forever.

Etc.

[Wolfgang Baur]

Mike McArtor wrote:

When you send in an article please, please, please put your name in the document. Preferably at the beginning. Including your address and phone number earns you bonus points you can later redeem for cookies*.

Aw, it's more fun to make you guess. :)

[cwslyclgh]

I can't believe this actually comes up. ::shakes head::