changed into the Gray Hulk! Smashing through
Fonzie's apartment to get to Thunderbolt Ross'
collection of Cabbage Patch Dolls. "Hulk smash
puny plush people who no stop staring!"
The police arrived a short time later
to clean up Hulk's mess. They noticed
one doll mysteriously had been left untouched.
"Surely this must mean something, but what?",
Sting wondered aloud, slapping Stewart upside the
noggin with his bike lock. "Obviously, someone
thought I had 'b*%@@' written on my
foreskin with a dirty homemade tattoo needle
while I just sat there and let
it happen! However, the tattoo was very
quaint, though it prevented Sting from being
confused with Billy Idol, even though he
was drunk and clearly on drugs. Lindsay
Lohan thought it was really cool. She
immediately began drinking heavily and tattooing herself
with album covers, starting with Twisted Sister's
TS logo on her shaved nether region
a picture of Sid Viscious stapled to
her forehead. Bleach that b#!&~
was tattooed across her hairy crusty flesh
right next to where she had attached
a velcro patch to keep her hairlip
from slipping out. A pack of snitches
whatever snitches are, designed to redesign D&D
using only parchment, quills and octopus ink
which caused the latest edition to smell
like an overripe seafood stand. "Don't worry
Newest Edition is Goodest Edition!" said Jimmy
as he loaded his ancient crack pipe
Jimmy was known to be an unreliable
judge of quality, but he was surprisingly
generous with his smoke. He loaded a
hookah with at least a pound of
oregano and black pepper (and flesh) and
organic chives, before lighting his contraption with
distilled Listerine and jet fuel, which was
very expensive since the last hurricane hit
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Minneapolis. Meanwhile, at a vegetable stand outside
purple striped carrots went on sale for
ten quatloos a kilo. Wererabbits began showing
up in tuxedos and flashing greenbacks for
the charismatic megaproduce - such quality carrots practically
sold themselves. Before wrong the wererabbits were
bloated so much they could not move
and Elmer Fudd blew them all away.
After cleaning and skinning the wererabbits, Elmer
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