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taking place in an alternate
universe where people lacked the
ability to breathe gaseous oxygen.
It exploded in their lungs.
"What a sight!!!" said the
visitors from Dimension X, who
kinda looked like Jamie Farr.
(Not that they knew this.)
They were shown MASH episodes
and thought that they were
in the presence of greatness.
Meanwhile, at the yard sale,
shoes were only a quarter,
to celebrate hobbsdadolfin's return! He'd
Secretly, Hobbsdadolfin was using shoes
as insidious necromantic implements that
stenchified the recently dead into
extras for Tim Burton movies.
Eventually, they started a strike
to improving their bathroom conditions
As they were quite slimy.
Burton balked belligerently before baking
a delicious stargazer pie for
the strikers, reasoning that because
it's pie happiness would ensue.
Pie Happiness Quotient (or PHQ)
is a very important statistic
in the inebriation of the
Illuminati, and all other organizations
the QWERTY Enforcers Group, who
run around the universe pulling
letters from keyboards and committing
other heinous crimes. Their leader,
Quintennius Qat, is known as
"Number 5", or "Johnny 5"
and he is "alive!" Everyone
shouted. Everyone is the name
taken by the animate jukebox
hive mind. Johnny 5 liked
Input! Input! Input! Input! Input!
on his newest awful misdeeds
. Johnny 5, imitating his favorite
cereal box mascot, that being
Darth Vader, decided to impersonate
Princess Vespa of the Druids,
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