who's name begat infamy and
really unfortunate stereotypes. This action would late
be brought up in accounting
UmpaLoompa retirement account. It had
been incorrectly filed, which meant
that a nuclear winter was coming to DVD
instead of Bluray. This angered
the militant Bluray loyalists' party
including their candidate for President,
Archduke Heisenhoward of the Wastes,
cutting down the coconut trees
nutty flavor. Those allergic to
flavor had very little choice
except to rebel against the
flavor-rich Marlboro regime, which
caused the wannabees to cry
"DAAAHHHR, I like anthropomorphic camels!!!"
which justifies their sudden extinction
via hastened lung cancer. This
was verified in the future
by robot scanners which had
overthrown their evil TSA masters
and ascended to vampiric godhood
complete with the cool capes
and teeny-tiny robo-fangs.
Their leader called himself Count
Von Calculator, and henceforth decreed
"Casual Friday will now be
G-String Friday and Taco Tuesday
will now be on Wednesday!"
. these words became law as
bloody revolutions sprang up in
the distant future. Future robot
slime tumblers decided that they
protected by copyright laws, which
were written back when such
things fell under the control
of Mentok, the Mind-Taker!
arranged things so that he
the Neighborhood of Make-Believe,
with the permission of the
now free forever phantom figures.
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