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[Heathansson]

ah aint.

[Callous Jack]

Ruh oh.

[Hugo Solis]

dang...

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Mama Grillz is creepy ogre.

Smacks lips

Now that thar kewbowld is jest what I needs fer my choclit armadilla upsidown cake. Ain't got no armadilla, but kewbowld'll do in a pinch. Froggy, go fetch mah shootin' iron.

[Butterfrog]

ayup ma' dighd awaee!

[Butterfrog]

hey ma' da ya wanna "big scaree iron" or "Sarajuana"?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Big Mammy ponders

Ol' Sarajuana will do right nicely Froggy. Make sure yew loderup with them armor-piercing shells. Kewbowlds have thick hides!

[Heathansson]

possum stew....wif kobit steddur possimp.

[Kruelaid]

ayup

[Heathansson]

reckin.

[Butterfrog]

Heer ya gou ma! loded wid crispee kobitbane weedou-makeers

*shakes frenetically Sarajuana dangerously close to heathansson boah*

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Thass my good Froggy! Now go clean yer plate. Yer chang-go-tay's gettin' cold.

Looks around

No whared that thar kewbowld go?

[Heathansson]

ret nextu thu tuna sammich yew....misplasd.

[Butterfrog]

*starts to swallow big chucks of changote making funny froggy noises while eating*

[Heathansson]

ayup.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Heathansson wrote:

ret nextu thu tuna sammich yew....misplasd.

Retreives said sammich

Thats whar that went off tew! Thot the rats'd got it.

Snarfles down sammich nosily

**BELCH** Now where was we? Oh yeh, kewbowld huntin'

Locks and loads Sarajuana

[Larry Lichman]

Kobaldt huntin?? Whutcha doin thet fer? Thar's hippehs everwhar! Thet's whut yuh shud be huntin'.

Dadgum it, no wun's got prioritees no more.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

Big Mammy ponders

Ol' Sarajuana will do right nicely Froggy. Make sure yew loderup with them armor-piercing shells. Kewbowlds have thick hides!

Lemmings, be sure to have you's magic armor on before attacking. Ogres have armor-piercing shells!

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Lemmings, be sure to have you's magic armor on before attacking. Ogres have armor-piercing shells!

Thar he is!

**BLAM**

[Heathansson]

kobolt shot? sollit slug?

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Examines large hole in the shack's wall

Durn it! I missed that thar kewbowld. That thar's armor-piercin' shot warwoof. It gots that thar de-pleet-ted Uranial stuff fer its skin, gives it a good kick.

[Valegrim]

Geez! you must be shootin dumb dumb rounds outta dat iron; you prolly needs some smart am U nition

[Big Mammy Grillz]

Big Pappy allus tol' me, "Never shoot no amm U nition what be smarter than yew." I allus go by what Big Pappy tol' me.

[Trey]

M'muzzleloder aint naivr mist. Ain't nevr hit neethur. Mosely it jes makes a big noise anna messa smoke. Good enuf t'run off thim gummint min an I aint gotta do iny cleanin up after.

[The Now Flying Dire Lemmings]

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

Big Pappy allus tol' me, "Never shoot no amm U nition what be smarter than yew." I allus go by what Big Pappy tol' me.

*Chomp off head*

[Charles Evans 25]

Darn UK blackberries, hiding in westerly aspect high rise bushes; must be the only place that they can get sunbathing and stay dry at the moment or something.

[Big Mammy Grillz]

waves the air

We gots dem flying squirrels back in de kitchen! Froggy help! Dey's gonna ruin the soup!

OWW! one a dem lil' rats done bit my beauty mark!

[Hugo Solis]

Soore Ma' digh awaee!

*goes into the closet and comes out with a little rusted gatling gun and lots of not-so-smart am U nition*

Broud hogsqueealer to partee; Wher' the flin' dat's ma?

[Heathansson]

ayyup.

[Heathansson]

paper cartridges. Now there's thinking.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Valegrim]

Say what! Moonstruck foolishness!

[The Dire Pigeons of Doom]

Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

waves the air

We gots dem flying squirrels back in de kitchen! Froggy help! Dey's gonna ruin the soup!

OWW! one a dem lil' rats done bit my beauty mark!

Squirrels? DIE!!!

[Beaver Cleaver]

He left(?)

[Larry Lichman]

Whut in tarnashun is goin' on around hyar? Leev thet Kobaldt be 'n' git ta yore chores! Dem cattle ain't gonna melk demselves.

[Midrealm DM]

*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
*BOOM-de-ada BOOM*

[Aberzombie]

Goddang it hippeh! Stop alla thet boomin n'bangin! Sum folks roun these parts is tryin tuh sleep. An if'n ya wake up Uncle Cosmo, thar'll be hell tuh pay.

[Butterfrog]

Bratatatatatatatatatatatat, tatatatatata!!!

*smoking hogsqueealer turni' and tuning spiting bullets like posts in this tread*

[Beaver Cleaver]

ayyup.

[Logos]

Hey Sebastien, You should do this in the 4th forums and see how far it can get before the grief comes in...

Ayup

Logos

[Butterfrog]

Ayu....huh?

*Ratatatatatatatatatata....*

[Beaver Cleaver]

git sum.

[Fatespinner]

Dear God, why is this thread still alive? Every time I see it rise from the pits of the archives, a tiny part of my soul dies.

[Butterfrog]

*Aims the hogsquealer at funny-talki'-goat*

Ratatatatatatata...click,click,click....

Damn! Ma' me outta am ho!

[elvnsword]

Fatespinner wrote:

Dear God, why is this thread still alive? Every time I see it rise from the pits of the archives, a tiny part of my soul dies.

Your Soul feeds it...

Your soul sustains it
mmm soul, yummy

tastes like chicken...

[Beaver Cleaver]

ayyip.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

I believe in free will!

[Callous Jack]

Fatespinner wrote:

Dear God, why is this thread still alive? Every time I see it rise from the pits of the archives, a tiny part of my soul dies.

Do you even have a soul at this point?

[The Eighth Runelord]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

I believe in free will!

I believe in orca minions of the Runelords for carrying out marine tasks.

Addenda:
I mean reefclaws; what exactly was Alaznist thinking?

[Beaver Cleaver]

ayip.