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Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Ahnope.

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Chek the news tamarra fer ther press conferens.

Scarab Sages

A hurd uh thet story. They got this critter's body they's claimin is Bigfoot. Ah ain't so shur bout thet.

Muh kuzin Billy Bob swarz thet his buddy Joe Bob n'him dun kawt Bigfoot sleepin. He dun got away onuhcounta when they tried ta tie em up, he woke up awful cross an walloped em both unkonshus.


I red a book onct, called "Me Write Book. It Bigfoot Memoir.". Damn good, that fella got a lot mur upstairs then people gives im credit fur. Now, I don't reds normally, ye understand, just this book writ likes I talk, sos I didnt has to think bout wut it maent.


If yalls got the in-tern-net, see hur


M'uncle Enos got a big foot. Th'uthr wun's only middlin.

Scarab Sages

Ah seen me uh story once, whar these fellers out in thuh woods wuz tryin ta find theyselves uh bigfoot. They musta pissed thet monster off, cuz when they got back ta camp whar they'd left thar buddies, evybuddy wuz dead torn uhpart. Ah swar!

Ah seen me uh movin picher whut shows thet bigfoot runnin across too.

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Ah seen thet moovin' pitcher, too. Ah think it wuz sum dangfool hippeh in a g'rilla suit. Naow, Ah'm shor the real Bigfoot is out thar sumwhar. Ah jest don't think it wer him in thet pitcher.

Ah'm wunderin' how the press conferenz taday is gonna go...


Room fulla reporters. How yuh think it's gonna go? They gon be asking who th'feller dated in ha school, steada bout bigfoot. Jes watch.


ayup.

Scarab Sages

Enybuddy watch them fellers on TV whut said they got theyselves uh dead Sasskwatch? Ah herd they nevuh even showed nuthin.


Ah thot they sed they got uh bigfoot. Now they sayin they got uh saskotch, too? Ah don ritely think yuh can git yirseff both uh bigfoot an uh saskotch in wun week. They don eevn lev inna same woods. Saskotches is all up in Canada an whutnot.

Scarab Sages

hm-hm...

Scarab Sages

Whut'd ya say? Speak up boah, fellers cain't heer ya if'n ya don't speak up.


ayup.

Scarab Sages

Goddang hippehs.


whew; flippin wind changes; ooo dat smell; cant ya smell dat smell

Scarab Sages

If'n its thuh smell o'deth yer tawkin bout, thet surrounds me onnacounta muh undead naechur.

If'n yer tawkin bout thuh smell o'fear, thets jes thet Lizerd Boah. His kind alwuz smells thet way, onnacounta theys cowerds.

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

ayup. Dem fellers wit Bigfoot showed up wit hair samples from a human, a possum, and a teknikal errer. Sounds lahk dey're trahin' ta put wun ovah on us.

Bet dey's hippehs.

Liberty's Edge

ayup. I reckin I seed uh rail bagfut.


ayup.

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Ayup.


Ah seens da picturs, it look like ma uncle Earl in his gorrlia santy suit. Ah used ta try an shoot him when he came ta christmas dinner, an then ma daddy shot him when he tried ta com down da chimnbly on new yaers. I hopes they aint make tha same mistake - Earls a drunk, but hes a decent feller.

Scarab Sages

Ah hurd them fellers whut "discovered" thet bigfoot wuz tellin uh whoppin lie. Ain't nobuddy's seen them fellers since, neither. Them hippehs problee run off scair't thet sumones gonna kick thar peace-lovin butts.

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Yer darn tootin'! Dadgum hippeh garbidge!

Liberty's Edge

ah seed uh rale skukaip.

Scarab Sages

Ya got eny pitchurs?

Liberty's Edge

jest sum skeches. I gole hav uh newz comfurns own Frideh. I gole brang the sasqach live.


Yur sawskuch answer ta Earl? I'm gittin worried, aunt Dottie ain't seen him fur some weeks naow, n her cookie jar money stash still thur. Earl been on benders longer, but I cant think whur he woulda got ta money frum this taim.

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Heathy, let meh know whut channel yer newz conferenz is on so's Ah kin wach it.

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon so.

Liberty's Edge

ayup.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

*burp*

Liberty's Edge

ayyup.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Hurgh.

Liberty's Edge

Larry Lichman wrote:
Heathy, let meh know whut channel yer newz conferenz is on so's Ah kin wach it.

Ah pit it on Metube.


ayep.

Liberty's Edge

bo canchew spail?


ayip.


daing.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

*spits*

Liberty's Edge

bo dang yew tew.


ayup.

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Ayup.

Scarab Sages

Goddang hippehs.


Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.


MMMM baby mind flayer ... <Homer drool>

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon so.


Thread vampire wrote:
MMMM baby mind flayer ... <Homer drool>

Yum vampire brains...wait he doesn't have any...waaaaaaaa!!!


Baby Mind Flayer wrote:
Thread vampire wrote:
MMMM baby mind flayer ... <Homer drool>
Yum vampire brains...wait he doesn't have any...waaaaaaaa!!!

Now look what you've done.

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