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Liberty's Edge

ah aint.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Ruh oh.


Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

dang...


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Mama Grillz is creepy ogre.

Smacks lips

Now that thar kewbowld is jest what I needs fer my choclit armadilla upsidown cake. Ain't got no armadilla, but kewbowld'll do in a pinch. Froggy, go fetch mah shootin' iron.


ayup ma' dighd awaee!


hey ma' da ya wanna "big scaree iron" or "Sarajuana"?


Big Mammy ponders

Ol' Sarajuana will do right nicely Froggy. Make sure yew loderup with them armor-piercing shells. Kewbowlds have thick hides!

Liberty's Edge

possum stew....wif kobit steddur possimp.


ayup

Liberty's Edge

reckin.


Heer ya gou ma! loded wid crispee kobitbane weedou-makeers

*shakes frenetically Sarajuana dangerously close to heathansson boah*


Thass my good Froggy! Now go clean yer plate. Yer chang-go-tay's gettin' cold.

Looks around

No whared that thar kewbowld go?

Liberty's Edge

ret nextu thu tuna sammich yew....misplasd.


*starts to swallow big chucks of changote making funny froggy noises while eating*

Liberty's Edge

ayup.


Heathansson wrote:
ret nextu thu tuna sammich yew....misplasd.

Retreives said sammich

Thats whar that went off tew! Thot the rats'd got it.

Snarfles down sammich nosily

**BELCH** Now where was we? Oh yeh, kewbowld huntin'

Locks and loads Sarajuana

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Kobaldt huntin?? Whutcha doin thet fer? Thar's hippehs everwhar! Thet's whut yuh shud be huntin'.

Dadgum it, no wun's got prioritees no more.


Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

Big Mammy ponders

Ol' Sarajuana will do right nicely Froggy. Make sure yew loderup with them armor-piercing shells. Kewbowlds have thick hides!

Lemmings, be sure to have you's magic armor on before attacking. Ogres have armor-piercing shells!


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Lemmings, be sure to have you's magic armor on before attacking. Ogres have armor-piercing shells!

Thar he is!

**BLAM**

Liberty's Edge

kobolt shot? sollit slug?


Examines large hole in the shack's wall

Durn it! I missed that thar kewbowld. That thar's armor-piercin' shot warwoof. It gots that thar de-pleet-ted Uranial stuff fer its skin, gives it a good kick.


Geez! you must be shootin dumb dumb rounds outta dat iron; you prolly needs some smart am U nition


Big Pappy allus tol' me, "Never shoot no amm U nition what be smarter than yew." I allus go by what Big Pappy tol' me.


M'muzzleloder aint naivr mist. Ain't nevr hit neethur. Mosely it jes makes a big noise anna messa smoke. Good enuf t'run off thim gummint min an I aint gotta do iny cleanin up after.


Big Mammy Grillz wrote:
Big Pappy allus tol' me, "Never shoot no amm U nition what be smarter than yew." I allus go by what Big Pappy tol' me.

*Chomp off head*


Darn UK blackberries, hiding in westerly aspect high rise bushes; must be the only place that they can get sunbathing and stay dry at the moment or something.


waves the air

We gots dem flying squirrels back in de kitchen! Froggy help! Dey's gonna ruin the soup!

OWW! one a dem lil' rats done bit my beauty mark!


Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Soore Ma' digh awaee!

*goes into the closet and comes out with a little rusted gatling gun and lots of not-so-smart am U nition*

Broud hogsqueealer to partee; Wher' the flin' dat's ma?

Liberty's Edge

ayyup.

Liberty's Edge

paper cartridges. Now there's thinking.

Scarab Sages

Ah reckon so.


Say what! Moonstruck foolishness!


Big Mammy Grillz wrote:

waves the air

We gots dem flying squirrels back in de kitchen! Froggy help! Dey's gonna ruin the soup!

OWW! one a dem lil' rats done bit my beauty mark!

Squirrels? DIE!!!


He left(?)

Dark Archive

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber

Whut in tarnashun is goin' on around hyar? Leev thet Kobaldt be 'n' git ta yore chores! Dem cattle ain't gonna melk demselves.


*BOOM* *BOOM* *BOOM*
*BOOM-de-ada BOOM*

Scarab Sages

Goddang it hippeh! Stop alla thet boomin n'bangin! Sum folks roun these parts is tryin tuh sleep. An if'n ya wake up Uncle Cosmo, thar'll be hell tuh pay.


Bratatatatatatatatatatatat, tatatatatata!!!

*smoking hogsqueealer turni' and tuning spiting bullets like posts in this tread*


ayyup.


Hey Sebastien, You should do this in the 4th forums and see how far it can get before the grief comes in...

Ayup

Logos


Ayu....huh?

*Ratatatatatatatatatata....*


git sum.

Dark Archive RPG Superstar 2013 Top 32

Dear God, why is this thread still alive? Every time I see it rise from the pits of the archives, a tiny part of my soul dies.


*Aims the hogsquealer at funny-talki'-goat*

Ratatatatatatata...click,click,click....

Damn! Ma' me outta am ho!


Fatespinner wrote:
Dear God, why is this thread still alive? Every time I see it rise from the pits of the archives, a tiny part of my soul dies.

Your Soul feeds it...

Your soul sustains it
mmm soul, yummy

tastes like chicken...


ayyip.


I believe in free will!

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Fatespinner wrote:
Dear God, why is this thread still alive? Every time I see it rise from the pits of the archives, a tiny part of my soul dies.

Do you even have a soul at this point?


Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:
I believe in free will!

I believe in orca minions of the Runelords for carrying out marine tasks.

Addenda:
I mean reefclaws; what exactly was Alaznist thinking?


ayip.

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