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Just a Mort wrote:

Kung Fu Panda despite it being an animated film supposedly targeted at kids, actually has quite a number of deep zen-like lessons. The second one is that revenge never turns out well and only when you detach yourself from your past can you be truly free.

The third one is that no one lives on an island - we're all connected to each other. You don't have to face everything alone.

Disclaimer: In reality, many people live on islands.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I was visiting a friend in Boston, and suggested we walk to the store. She said "Avocado", so we drove instead.
Subtle I like but the set up might have needed more.
Should I have mentioned her really thick accent?
Darn it gran I'm a night auditor not a joke creation specialist!

Disclaimer: Vidmaster7 is not a joke creation specialist.

And at least one of us is not wearing pants.


I'm getting paid?


Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I accidentally swallowed some live ammunition yesterday, but didn't want to go the hospital. So I just farted a round at home.
I feel like we need disclaimer to let people know if they do swallow live ammo maybe hit up the hospital. Also stop eating live ammo.

Disclaimer: What he said.


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That was a joke. Not getting political. Stopping now.


Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Corn is made into a wide variety of foods, as well as plastics and fuel. It seems like the other vegetables (except soy beans) aren't even trying.
Maybe we are just not trying as hard with other vegetables. Also I feel you are not giving potatoes enough credit.
Can you make plastics out of taters?
You can save a country with them!

Yeah, but only if that country is Ireland. So, really, are they that good?

(That's a joke, you know. I have no problem with the Irish.)

Hmm I feel you should of used the disclaimer alias for that one.

Dislaimer: Vidmaster7 asked for this.

Well, crap. Should I switch this to the nekkid alias, or keep it on Disclaimer. Ummm.....

Nekkid Disclaimer: Vidmaster7 asked for me to get nekkid?


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OH COME ON MAN!!!!


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Aw, crap. I was enjoying my vacation.


Woah, woah, woah! I thought I said time out!


Ok, time out.

Just a joke. No offense meant. Move along. Nothing to see here.


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No need for me yet.


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Oh, for f@~&'s sake.

No offense, just more jokes. Nothing to get mad about here.

I gotta get a better job.


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*spits out drink*

Jesus Christ, man!

No offense intended. It's just a joke. Please don't hurt us!


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
It's hard for stores in Afghanistan to take inventory because of the tally ban.
Where gonna need disclaimer man here STAT!

*looks around*

Nope. We're all good.


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Don't trust that advice, he is an idiot and doesn't know what he's talking about.


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Meh.


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No offense.


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Those are jokes, people. Just jokes.


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Okay. Here we go, again.

Please don't be offended by any of the jokes posted above.


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I'm gonna put this here just in case:

Please don't take offense at any of the jokes. They are meant in good fun.


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As always, please don't take offense. Or a fence.


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Let's just hope no-one was offended by any of those.


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Oh, boy.

Please don't take offense at any of the previous jokes. Like always, the poster is a moron.


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Some of the above jokes may have been in poor taste. Read at your own peril.

There. That ought to cover it.


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*shakes head, sighs*


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Once again I am needed.

Please don't take offense at anything said above (I'm looking at you, Amy Winehouse joke).


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No offense intended to anyone in those last few posts.

Also, I haven't used this alias in a while, and no offense was intended by that disuse.


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For those who don't follow, quarks come in 6 types: up, down, top, bottom, charm, and strange.


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Obviously, the previous were jokes. Please don't be offended.


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Again, those were jokes. No offense intended.


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Oh, crap.

That was just a joke. As will likely be what follows. Please don't be offended.


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And just to be clear, those were all meant as jokes. No offense intended to anyone.

Except maybe Hitler.


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No offense intended in any of the previous posts.


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Joke. No offense intended. Just a joke.


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Joke. That was a joke. No offense.


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That was intended as a joke. Please don't be offended.


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Again, no offense.


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Here we go again.

Please take no offense to anything posted above.


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NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!!


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*sigh* It looks like I can't get a night off.

No offense intended for any of the previous posts.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I don't mind that my friend keeps bragging about the size of his penis, I just wish he wouldn't rub it in my face.
We need Disclaimer here STAT.

Nah, everything looks good to me.


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No offense intended in any previous posts.


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He'll probably leave that for me to do. [/Eeyore]


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Try not to be offended by that.


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Once again, no offense is intended by any of those posts.


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No offense intended by any previous posts. Neither is any criminal, dangerous, or unethical behavior encouraged.


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Again, offense in unintended.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los disclaimer wrote:

Alright, here we go again.

None of the above posts are meant to offend

Your gonna have a rough night.

They're all rough nights.


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Please, no offense intended.


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Alright, here we go again.

None of the above posts are meant to offend

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