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Garage Garage look at mister fancy man over here. I just call it the car hole.(I think i just stole one of quibble's gimmicks.)

And did it while nekkid.


Ok, time out.

Just a joke. No offense meant. Move along. Nothing to see here.


I farted in the Apple store and everyone yelled at me. I told them "This wouldn't be a problem if you had Windows."


The last thing I want to do is hurt you. It's still on the list, just at the very bottom.


Virginity is like a soap bubble. One prick and it's gone.


Woah, woah, woah! I thought I said time out!


You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute if you wish to skydive twice.


Some women say the childbirth is the most painful thing imaginable. These women have clearly never stepped barefoot onto a Lego.


Why don't medications ever have good side effects? Just once I'd like to look on the side of the bottle and see "Warning: May cause extreme sexiness."


I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby. Like it might be a penguin or something instead.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby. Like it might be a penguin or something instead.

Gran this is not the time for you to go into your "how I met my penguin story."


Assassins really impress me. Not the killing part, but how they managed to get "ass" into their name twice in a row.


I got a new dog named "5 miles". That way I can truthfully say "I walked 5 miles today."


I don't use Facebook or Twitter, so I just randomly announce loudly what I'm doing. So far I have 3 followers, but I think 2 of them are cops.


I hate change, but I also hate change. So if we got rid of pennies, I'm not sure how I'd feel.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby. Like it might be a penguin or something instead.
Gran this is not the time for you to go into your "how I met my penguin story."

Oh, come on. It will only take 9 seasons, and then have an ending that pisses off a lot of people.


I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas, and she said "Something with diamonds in it." So I got her a deck of cards.


I got arrested at the airport last week. Apparently, security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding the plane.


I don't always procrastinate, but when I do, I do it tomorrow.


Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.

Unless you're extremely close, in which case your friends might be able to feel it too.


Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit. Wisdom is not adding them to a fruit salad.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby. Like it might be a penguin or something instead.
Gran this is not the time for you to go into your "how I met my penguin story."
Oh, come on. It will only take 9 seasons, and then have an ending that pisses off a lot of people.

Never watched that one.


I should have known that my marriage was doomed. After all, I'm a Scorpio, and my ex-wife is a B&&#%.


A day without sunshine is like night.


At what age is it appropriate to tell a highway that it's adopted?


gran rey de los mono wrote:
A day without sunshine is like night.

I don't know what this "sunshine" you speak of is.


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Having a two-year-old is kind of like having a blender with no lid.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
At what age is it appropriate to tell a highway that it's adopted?

The earliest age that it is able to understand (which may be never untill we get smart highways. Ihighways possibly. Although that may cause confusion when you say the highway crashed.)


I've been getting into astronomy, so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious.


gran rey de los mono wrote:
Having a two-year-old is kind of like having a blender with no lid.

Gonna need verification. Cap'n?


And how did lisamarlene's session go?

EDIT: More seriously, it was a good session, only marred by a 90-minute shopping session mid-game. After having not played for 6 weeks, having that long of a time loss in what's usually only a 4-5 hour session is a BIG chunk. Fortunately, everybody's free on the 20th, so we'll be able to pick it up again.
And notice how much more chipper I am with Whingey cooperating with me at the moment? He's kind of like a time bomb: At some point he's going to go off and there will be pain, but when he doesn't you're really happy about it, and you feel like you had a great session!

The Exchange

Actually my name Mort comes from this.

Alas there are no mouse lemur pics on the boards so I went for a snow leopard as I don't care for rats much.


Just a Mort wrote:

Actually my name Mort comes from this.

Alas there are no mouse lemur pics on the boards so I went for a snow leopard as I don't care for rats much.

Ah but then do you like to move it... move it?


Just a Mort wrote:

Actually my name Mort comes from this.

Alas there are no mouse lemur pics on the boards so I went for a snow leopard as I don't care for rats much.

So, you're saying you have a foot fetish, then?


And it is rather petite, non?

The Exchange

I druther sing then dance since I dumped Dex. Actually I probably dumped Dex, wis and Cha at the end of the day.More points into int, please.

Semi decent strength score results me in occasionally breaking stuff. Think Linu from neverwinter nights.

I can be quite a prickly sort and I usually hide in the corner of a room at large gatherings.

I have a twisted sense of humor, a streak of melodrama a mile wide and I can be whimsical at times.


<.< ... >.> she likes to move it... move it.

The Exchange

I don't have a foot fetish per se, but I like to look Fluffy and innocent, even when I know I'm not like that inside. I know too much unspeakable cheese to be innocent.

I'd say I have decent con since I can keep running at a decent pace for quite a while and can swim 3/4 the breadth of an Olympic sized swimming pool on a single breath. Used to be able to do the full breadth but I'm out of practice.


This man has a great bucket list. Warning: English.


I'm calling dibs on that alias. (The unspeakable cheese.)

The Exchange

My voice range is alto and generally I like songs I can't sing =P

Like Bon Jovi, it's my life. Linkin park, Evanescence (lead singer is a soprano)

I don't have much of a voice range. By right I should be singing My life will go on by Celine Dion...

But dont really care for that song too much.

The Exchange

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If I were singing all the songs I liked in karaoke, I'd kill myself since they all require quite a bit of power.

Evanescence - Bring me to life
Evanescence - Whispers
Linkin Park - What I've done
Linkin Park - New Divide
Linkin Park - Numb
Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit
Bon Jovi - It's my life.

Not to mention some of them the lyrics might make people uncomfortable.


I'll take bands I listened to obsessively in the 90's for 200 Alex.


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Vidmaster7 wrote:
I'll take bands I listened to obsessively in the 90's for 200 Alex.

No, you'll take "Obscure Ephemera" for $5CDN and like it.


And the answer is: "These widgets were known to bifurcate when exposed to minoxidil."


Also, neener-neener!


Darn you!


Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Who's the cruel bastard who put an "s" in "lisp"?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Depending on where you are, you actually might drive on a driveway.

Parkways were originally intended to be roads that were near parks, where heavy traffic was excluded. Driveways, on the other hand, were basically intended to be private roads for a single structure or a set of structures, and there are modern driveways that have stoplights. But as time went on, the parks vanished and the driveways got shorter.

Basically? A parkway was a place where you drove near the park, and a driveway was a place where you drove in private.


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And why do we call them buildings when they're already done building them? Shouldn't they be called "builts"? And since we erect skyscrapers, shouldn't those be called "erections"?

The Exchange

*pounces on the unspeakable cheese and eats it*

Cheese!

*Om Nom Nom Nom Nom!*

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