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Today was the second day Impus Major woke up bellowing his lungs out, so I made him start preparing his own meals.

I wonder whether there's a parenting lesson in there somewhere.

And since I know LM will be interested and others might, here's our ** spoiler omitted **

Feeling contagious, eh? Sounds like what you need is a trip to the Golden Corral all you can eat buffet!

Urgathoa, The Pallid Princess wrote:

Darth Draconis wrote:

Black Friday sounds like FUN!!!

Not this year, everyone is filthy and covered in disease.

Isn't that your idea of fun?

Covid-19 AND Black Friday?! No thank you!

Black Friday sounds like FUN!!!

Not this year, everyone is filthy and covered in disease.

Curses! Foiled again!!

Spread it onto others?

Ties adorable kitten to chain being slowly lowered into a vat of acid, pushes baby stroller down a flight of stairs, and tosses a puppy out the window.

He can't save them all!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!

B~+@# can't catch me, I'm off the grid!

Well, usually I manage to steer clear of my kids' ailments, or at least get minimal cases of them, but this morning my lungs feel like sandpaper, and my head is all fuzzy.

Curse you, Urgathoa! I thought we had a deal!

All deals subject to change.

throw a feast for them. But don't tell them what they're eating until after they're done. I do it for people all the time, and It's a big hit!... for me.

Zeugma wrote:

Joe Dirt.

Pretty sure you need to be dead dead to enjoy that one.

Nope, still sucks.

I eat what I want.

It's always more enjoyable to defile that which was clean.

Starts grinding a boney, gore soaked hip, while eating an undercooked Bison haunch.

I like them power hungry!

Ha! You b$#&+, you couldn't judge me!