Urgathoa

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11 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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Curses! Foiled again!!


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Spread it onto others?


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Ties adorable kitten to chain being slowly lowered into a vat of acid, pushes baby stroller down a flight of stairs, and tosses a puppy out the window.

He can't save them all!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!


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B%#~# can't catch me, I'm off the grid!


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NobodysHome wrote:

Well, usually I manage to steer clear of my kids' ailments, or at least get minimal cases of them, but this morning my lungs feel like sandpaper, and my head is all fuzzy.

Curse you, Urgathoa! I thought we had a deal!

All deals subject to change.


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throw a feast for them. But don't tell them what they're eating until after they're done. I do it for people all the time, and It's a big hit!... for me.


Orville Redenbacher wrote:
Zeugma wrote:
Joe Dirt.
Pretty sure you need to be dead dead to enjoy that one.

Nope, still sucks.


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I eat what I want.


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It's always more enjoyable to defile that which was clean.


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Starts grinding a boney, gore soaked hip, while eating an undercooked Bison haunch.

I like them power hungry!


Ha! You b!@!$, you couldn't judge me!