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Can the Chronilce be applied to level 1s or also to level 2s?

Also thanks for running this Shifty!

And burn burn burn! I take piggy back home!

Chuffy makes the longshank hurt!

Attack1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14 Damage 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

I've been flanking all scenario and have Weapon Finesse...problem is that my damage is 1d3-1. Being an expert Chuffy is not proficient with the dog slicer...

No Chuffy is proud of his ability to fail critically in dire circumstances... also I wish this module had been playtested. Combat with these Goblins is a real pain in the...

Chuffy flank and Chuffy fight!

Atttack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6 Dmg 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Cuffy gets back up and returns favors of evil destroying.

Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 Damage 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy go KO. -2

So no AoO?

Chuffy hits the ugly longshank in return and gets him good.

Attack1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21 Damage 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Do longshanks have IUS?

Chuffy enjoys wrecking havoc just as much as any Goblin so he runs around randomly assaulting those who get in the way and don't look like they will hit him back any time soon.

Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21 Damage 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

I'll be traveling the next few days. NPC Chuffy as needed. Assuming we have a torch why don't we try fightening the animals out of the pen.

Chuffy approaches the animal pens smiling wickedly he picks up the brave little piglet and begins to open the pens.

Do we has fire to scare out animals?

Chuffy aims to cause chaos by killing a fewanimals in the pens and scaring the others and letting them free!

Licktoads strong!
Licktoads fight!
Ugly Longshanks
Say goodnight!

Awww.... no burn wagon?

First we stick knives into the Donkey! Chuffy exclaims with a squeel. he makes sure tha the horse is tied up nice and tight and then gives it a hefty stab.

Here! Drink this!

Chuffy jumps Maggie with a roar

Zargonel be wit us!

Attack1d20 + 3 ⇒ (14) + 3 = 17 Damaeg 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Kill her ! Kill her! Chuffy shouts.

Poog can you make longlegs talk? Tell her we burn her cart and kill her donkey for fun. Then we kill her for more fun!

With that chuffy grins wikedly and approaches the Donkey with a knife.

Yummy yucky potions is good. I say we kill her then slaughter donkey for fun then drink yuck yuck!

Me want to present mighty Toad!

Attack1d20 + 5 ⇒ (20) + 5 = 25Damage1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2
Crit1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10Damage1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1
Chuffy fights on bravely against little kitties.

Go away and don't come back stinky little cat... bleh cats... almost stinky like dogs!

Chuffy curses as he tries to smack the other ugly cat.

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (18) + 5 = 23 Damage1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Go way leave Mogg in one piece!

Attack 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15 Damage1d3 - 1 ⇒ (1) - 1 = 0

Hey you no evil spirit Chuffy realizes and whacks at the little creatures.

Attack1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20 Damage 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Chuffy brave as ever lets the other Goblins go first.

I'm traveling and likely won't be posting over the weekend.

Chuffy tries to spit out whatever Reta poured down his throat and looks at her angrily.

Blah yucky yuck! That Kettlehead. Now he's dead. Reta kills him! Now we bring our toad to Reat before more bullies come by...

KEttle head knocks Chuffies lights out and he's left on the floor bleeding.

-2

Chuufy continues to Clubb Kettlehead this time hitting him much harder.

1d20 + 5 ⇒ (19) + 5 = 24 Damage1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Keetlehead we make you dead!

Chuffy chears despite being in a sticky situation himself.

Attack1d20 + 5 ⇒ (9) + 5 = 14 Damage 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Ouch. Stink bag!

Atttack1d20 + 5 ⇒ (8) + 5 = 13 Damage 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2

Chuffy got super powers...

Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11 Damage1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

Chuffy winces and cries a little but doesn't want to die a little whining goblin so he hits Hettlehead back.

Shifty Aussies...the only people in the world who I'd believe that they don't have no internet...

Move to flank and attack with club. Man Goblins didn't used to suck so hard...

Chuffy is a smart Goblin and knows it's best to attack from the back. Hesneaks around Kettle head and Wham! Merely scratches the big Goblin.

Attack 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (15) + 5 = 20 Damage 1d3 - 1 ⇒ (2) - 1 = 1

My Toad piss on your ugly face Kettlehead! Chuffy retorts as he swings his broomstick.

Chuffy collects the eadibles for later...

"Haha Reta is lying! But Poog too dumb to catch toad. Poog too dumb to fight wit pointy stick!

Haha Poog is a baby goblin! Cuffy kids as he begins to treat his pimples with psychoactive Toad slime.

Chuffy is more sneaky than any dumb toad. The nimble goblin approaches and easily snags a really fat Toad oozing toad poison.

Again assuming I can use finesse for this combat maneuver.

Stealth 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35
CMB 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21

Why catch toad lives? Toad is stupid and stink!

Chuffy adds wisely...

Chuffy while proud of his new weapon of mass destruction is reallly reallly hungry!!!

Chuffy has been exited to get out of his cage for as long as he can think. So now is a good time to explore this place that the licktoads call home. Chuffy sniffs the air. Afterall he's very hungry!

Perception1d20 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 1 = 18
Ref 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
Perception1d20 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 = 9
Ref 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
Perception1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11
Ref 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

Chuffy gobbles dirt until he barfs. The others Goblins find this very mausing but poor Chuffy didn't even find a worm...

Chuffy takes a really big rock to proove his bravado but sadly it's too big for him to speak.
Fort1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13
INT 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8

You GLmblin..brrrdddd...

He steadies himself takes a deep breath and then spits to hot hot rock right back out his tongue hurting terribly...

Fort1d20 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Chuffy don't like hurt game and sticks out his tongue. This time for real...

Chuffy values his livelyhood and sticks his (very long) tongue out at the grown up goblins. Sadly he trips up his tongue on the cage bars and the attempt topull it back in results in yowl of pain and a bonk of the head.

1d3 ⇒ 3

Bluff1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

As I have combat reflexes I assume I can use dex on this CM as I'm using my hands...

Chuffy while not the bravest never was the smartest and thus proudly steps forward to try and wrangle the bigstest spider of all.

CM1d20 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 3 + 2 = 15

He easily has it grappled as he is a super agile goblin and attempts to tie it down very gently. And it works a charm.

Dex1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

Chuffy jumps around and shakes his rump like no ones buisness cause he'S the bestest bravest and fastetest.

Chuffy be big! Chuffy be big! Ha stinky baby goblins eat Chuffy diaper. Muhahaha!

Chuffy hops out of his cage with swagger but all the excitement seems to have caused a few pimples to pop and he slips in the ichor and crshes into his fellow goblins for effect!