This might get weird, so bear with me.
Ted Nugent, realizing his dream, is allowed to hunt in Central Park. He's given six arrows to hunt with. The following people are released into the park. Vince Neil, Lady Gaga, Dennis Hastert, Jameel White (Steve Urkel), Weird Al Yankovic, Toby McGuire, and Tom Cruise. Who does he allow to live, who does he hunt first, and who turns the tables and decides to hunt him, and most importantly, who wins.
Yes, I made up that whole thing as I wrote it. :-)