The Shade's page

Who's Kobold Cleaver?

Ahem... excuse me.

*grabs a big bowl of stlen popcorn and puts on The Royal Tenembaums movie*

Please keep it down

Hey, this looks like a cool place to hang out...

*check people's pockets*

Huh? What's going on here?

Do you mind if I stand behind one of you gauys? Enjoy th shadow you cast, of course 8)

I love a nice dark shadow, cast down by a shiny bright sun!

Jarl of the Kitten Vikings wrote:

Um, not that we like catnip...or in any way encourage it.

Oh, I'm sure you're just taking it so little kittens don't take it and you won't use it. I'll just be borrowing this, thank you.

*Borrows a greataxe*

Shade, buddy! Where's my gold? Hehehe

Eeer...oh my! what a big axe you have there MAsked Rogue... what's that for?...

*walks slowly towards the back door*

I'll keep that safe for ya'

*Steals the Masked Rogue real gold stash*

WTF?!?!?! I just leave for the groceries and all heck breaks lose?!?!

*drops grociery bags*

*starts giving away 10d6 sneak attacks like ptopaganda buttons at presidential elections*

well I did steal the trademark from the Jacks....so there is that.

Alrighty, your position as the guild master remains :D

BTW, you look a tad...different...

Wow, registered and all? sweet!

Althought I thought we were going to steal a famous brand... shame on us...

Johnny Quest

I got hired to deliver those pics, but I'm not sure who stole them or any other detail. SO we are innocent!

The next spoiler is off-limits for Jacks, so no smart comments on this if you read it! play nice! :D

On my word of honor I state publically that I will pay $25 for a picture of Callous Jack in panties, mid-dance, with a tambourine in his hands. Once that pic is mine, I reserve the right to make it the background of a homepage. Then I'll animate it to wiggle to the tune of SHAKE THAT ASS! WATCH YISELF! SHAKE THAT ASS! SHOW ME WACHU WORKING WITH!

I was hired by an unknwon source to deliver this envelope to The Jade in this thread.

*leaves yellow envelop at The Jade's hands*

So long!

*ninja smoke screen exit*

Hey MR, leave the tribbles, those ain't worth your pocket space!

*Steals the Sunshine*

Hey, there's a new cult on the boards! You know what that means, don't you? Loot!

Where, WHERE?

What goes around comes around

-Poodle chasing tail wisdom-

-wistling-

*polishes the silverware, then steals it*

Chris Mortika wrote:

Welcome to the Paizo boards, Lil0tyk. Lilith will be around shortly to offer cookies.

Indeed! Welcome, have some snickerdoodles, they're fresh out of the oven! *passes Lil0tyk some cookies*

*steals a cookie*

*Lowers the hand...*

*Raises hand in approval to crash into the Jack's party*

This post its just for the fun of reaching 100 post with The Shade... Yay!

*puts on some decoration for new year's party, then steals it*

The Shade wrote:

*replaces KC's 20 gp with 20 cp*

I didn't give it to him yet.

I am THAT good :P

*replaces KC's 20 gp with 20 cp*

What did the bird do this time?

*prepares the boiling water cauldron*

+Steals Aberzombie's new TV*

Mwahahahaha!

So, what's the agenda? All cults went dull now, this may be the moment to strike!

*steals sign*

What sign.

Ha! you are in! You are in charge of the fish markets!

Yes, to the guild!

*Raises The Shade's lucky flask in toast.*

Cheers!

*Raises The Masked Rogue mom's lucky Mug in toast*

Hey! That's my lucky flask!

I hear rumors of the guild resurging! Long live the thieves!

*Steals everyone's socks*

75. A tool to remove your enemy's heart and show it to him before she dies!! Mwahahaha!

*Leaves a sign: Thieves on Vacation, please leave your stuff to be stolen at the door*

** spoiler omitted **
That should teach you not to mess with my Kingdom!

Mmmm... ok, we'll leave...for now

Oh, you of all people should realize that we would take that as a challenge.

So, who else feels like committing voter fraud?

I thik he knows, it was too obvious...It may be a trap!

Riches don't make a man rich, only ussier (and freaking powerful!)

Skull-flies?

Mwahahahaha! He has ben assimilated!

*Puts a "I heart thieves" sticker on the back of Matiz robot

Wow, Matiz is now a member? Ok then anything goes!

*steals Matiz bowl of stew*

I'll take a Pony stew bowl if you please

*steal annoying asimilation program from Matix robot*

That sounds mighty dangerous!

BTW: What the heck is Bella Sara?

*Steals the...Aaaah, thats not funny*

'course!

*Steals olive oil*

Baby, of course!

*Steal baby oil*

In time you too may know of unity

*Steals batteries*

Iguess they are jealous of our spentaneousness and creativity. And our good-looks.

Apparently this Mtix guy hates everyone

More robots? this is getting old...

*steals the "R" in the Matrix part of the Robot's name*

Hey guys, try to best this "R" gig!

You smvrfed yourself, that's kooky.

Edit: Going back and changing it, doesn't mean that it didn't happen.

That was a great Bluff check huh? You THOUGHT you saw me smvrf!

Mwahahahaha

damn, I did!...and someone noticed...

The Dread Lord Jack says to tell you smvrf.

Go smvrf yourself!

The Madonna thread its pretty much worthless... Should we steal it just for sport?

Those are your legs?!?! Oh my...

I say we steal Threads. But some sort of strange message board monster is stopping me. I was going to take over the assimilation thread but, but, it wouldn't let me post.

Got the same problem in the Why the Hate Thread... But me not beign a Local may have something to do with that. ;)

I stole some bolts from the Jack House, their pants will fall pretty soon.