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'course!

*Steals olive oil*

The Exchange

*takes out foreign oil*

Ahh whatever, here...

*gives to The Shade*


*Steals the...Aaaah, thats not funny*

The Exchange

Hehehe

Sczarni

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Adventure, Companion, Lost Omens Subscriber
The Thief wrote:
Hehehe

Why don't you steal all of sebastian's Bella Sara Cards. Be careful he's a lawyer


That sounds mighty dangerous!

BTW: What the heck is Bella Sara?


All I know for certain about Bella Sera is that they're a bunch of cards with pictures of pretty little ponys on them. You want to see one? Then just look at Sebastion's avatar, if it hasn't changed back to the bald guy yet.


Bella Sara Is a my little pony on steroids really. Very manly

Sczarni

Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Adventure, Companion, Lost Omens Subscriber
The Masked Rogue wrote:
All I know for certain about Bella Sera is that they're a bunch of cards with pictures of pretty little ponys on them. You want to see one? Then just look at Sebastion's avatar, if it hasn't changed back to the bald guy yet.

he can't change it to the bald guy, they hard coded it to his account

Dark Archive

Ponies!!!!

The Exchange

oh s##@ not the pony freak

*steals mane*


Pony's are weak flawed creatures.
They should be assimilated
or made into a fine stew


I'll take a Pony stew bowl if you please

*steal annoying asimilation program from Matix robot*

The Exchange

actually, I quite agree with you.

*steals loose bolt*


Perhaps one of my wizardry scrolls will rid us of this pestiferous pontificating piston packer.

Searches through several crumbly parchment papers.

AHA!

By rune of dread and sigil dire
By water wet and dragon's fire
By the seven signs of Ghosthel-Ro
I command thee now to turn and go!

A puff of blue smoke surrounds the Mouser. A faint coughing can be heard.


your attempts at pointless theft are irrelevant.

The stew is yummy

The Exchange

Yeah, the stew is pretty good.


tomorrow menu is species 962
Fridays is poodle

The Exchange

Sounds good. I officially make you a member of the Thieve's Guild.


Waves the blue smoke away, coughing

Drat. Ningauble has given me another useless spell. I'll tie his seven eye stalks in a bow the next time I see his corpulent frame.


We do not steal we take flawed weak beings and mold them into a unified form.

Still your proposal is accepted


LUNCH is 692, seared with lemon juice and pepper served on lightly toasted bread.


Wow, Matiz is now a member? Ok then anything goes!

*steals Matiz bowl of stew*

The Exchange

Wait a minute when did we offer membership to anyone.....Oh yeah since day one....Welcome robot your assimilation into the guild will soon be complete.


Mwahahahaha! He has ben assimilated!

*Puts a "I heart thieves" sticker on the back of Matiz robot


Your assumption of assimilation is incorrect.

We will watch here as it suits are goals


*Cut for Commercial:*

Vote for Callous Jack on the OTD Presidential campaing!

Here, a little Sourvenier!

*Back to standard program...*

No way of stealing the elections this time!


Oh, you of all people should realize that we would take that as a challenge.

So, who else feels like committing voter fraud?


Today's menu poodle.
species 715, marinated with secret spice, grilled, served with beans,potato salad, and Cole slaw


The Masked Rogue wrote:

Oh, you of all people should realize that we would take that as a challenge.

So, who else feels like committing voter fraud?

I thik he knows, it was too obvious...It may be a trap!

The Exchange

Mmm, sounds good.
*grabs a bowl*
About membership, only matix, cause he's a good chef. Others need to prove themselves.


BREAKING NEWS!
Oy, da froggy, dats me, is runnin' fo' presidunt. Ima gunna be da best runner, cause ima reallie fast froggie. You see my feets? Dey speedy quick. Ima da best, so vote fo' me fo presidunt!

-my name is Froggie Cultyst, ana I prove dis message-

Shadow Lodge

Crimson Jester wrote:

The Cultists of Jack have a two handed sword of Poodle slaying! we must have this. For the love of all that is good we must have and use this before the poodles propagate and they take over the boards!

edit:Link

Perhaps Bob Barker could help you?


We shall Join you.

The Exchange

Meh... this frog bloke is pretty odd. Wha shall we do to him?


Assimilation or Mondays menu


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Charlie said...........Stuff

Steals Post.............Mwahahahahahaha

*explodes post, blowing up guildhouse, and costing the jester lord another contingency resurrection, on top of the cost of redecoration.*

Oh, sorry, did you just invite me to call in? :D


Charles Evans 25 wrote:
The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Charles Evans 25 wrote:

Charlie said...........Stuff

Steals Post.............Mwahahahahahaha

*explodes post, blowing up guildhouse, and costing the jester lord another contingency resurrection, on top of the cost of redecoration.*

Oh, sorry, did you just invite me to call in? :D

Nice job Charles! We may have to invite you to become a Jack.


Hey! I'm the only one who blows up the guild-house around here! I challenge you to a honourable duel, Charles Evans 25!

Oh, relax, will you? I won't stab you in the back, I swear. Thief's honor.


Alas it is my bedtime in the UK, and whilst I would love to stay to sneak.... uh, duel honourably with you, I do not currently have the leisure. Here are three crooked pennies, a bent hairpin useful for picking locks with, a paste diamond, and a pile of shares in CGI insurance for you for your time. Hands them over with a flourish. The coins you just so artfully picked from my pocket are Triganic Pu, and I really would recommend that you follow that Wikipedia link up (see section 1.3 - others) before you try to make change out of them.
And so I will wish you fair fortune, and goodnight.
Departs...

The Exchange

*Oink*

where's the pig?


Do you mean the one that came in a week ago and said he was the ruler of us all? The one that was big enough that the bacon alone would of been worth more gold than most people make in a year?

Uh... no.

I have never seen that pig after that day. Nosiree, I did not butcher and sell the remains of that pig.

So, anyway, you want a ham sandwich?

The Exchange

Yeah, sure

*steals sandwhich from outstretched Masked Rogue's hand*

Shadow Lodge

Hey thief. So missing any lemmings? *hehehehe*

Dark Archive

No, they are just missing smurfs.

Shadow Lodge

Cousin say not the s word as your fiendishly froggie form will be transformed into one of THEM

Dark Archive

Which s word? Smurf?


Them are bad.

Shadow Lodge

yes kermmy that vile word.


*shiver*

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