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What's wrong with the word smurf?

Shadow Lodge

it turns your avatar into a s***f!


That should happen with the word "Poodle" as well!

Yapyap!


Poodle! Damn...

Shadow Lodge

why would anybody want to be a poodle they are nothing more than emasculated wolves!


true... but they are soOoOoO cute!

Poodle! Damn..


No. We have enough curses floating around these boards already. Besides, poodles aren't that cute. Certainly not enough to make me call them 'puddles' to keep from turning into one.


We agree.


Who let all these strange creatures into our Theives' Guild? We need to plan our next heist fellows! I have a bar tab to pay at the Sliver Eel!


Eh, these guys just keep popping up. No matter what I try, I just can't seem to get rid of them.

Anyway, that bunch of knights that showed up may have something worth stealing.

Dark Archive

Smurf

Dark Archive

Poodle

Dark Archive

It works.


Indeed. A robbery of titled fools is doubly sweet. I will go scout.

Exits ..stage left

Shadow Lodge

And I'll start eating this poodles! *chomps a random poodle* Hm.. needs more salt.


The Grey Mouser returns with a large sack of golden coins.

"Behold my brothers! I just had to snatch the jewels away from that king on his thread, and he paid me off with a fat purse of golden Rilks!"

Sits down at the table and begins to sort the coinage.

"Drinks are on me!"

Scarab Sages

Can you guys use a good trapfinder? I have someone I can recommend...


"It's a trap!"


MMMMM ... talking calamari **Homer Drool**


Tosses handfull of gold coins at the Masked Rogue

"Fetch us some dancing girls from the Entertainer's Guild masked one!"

Tosses a handfull of gold at Admiral Ackbar

"You there! Yes you with the wall eye! Be a sport and fetch a cask of fire brandy from the local public house!"

Flips a Rilk at the Thread Vampie

"You just find something useful to do."

Shadow Lodge

Dragonborn3 wrote:
And I'll start eating this poodles! *chomps a random poodle* Hm.. needs more salt.

There are no more poodles in the bar at this time. I will eat anymore that enter if they get to be a problem (so I'll eat 'em as they enter!)


*Leaves a sign: Thieves on Vacation, please leave your stuff to be stolen at the door*


*Jack's Right Hand Man goes through the window and deactivates all the traps the thieves had laid. Takes the bag of holding out and tells his little blue friends to take everything that the thieves had stolen from the Jacks*

Let's see. Here's some jewelry. Hey, I found PJ's ice cream machine. Here's my faceplate that &*^% Rogue stole from me. Wow, look at that porn collection! I'm definitely taking that.

*Jack and the smoofs leave the premises with a ton of stuff* *Paints the outside of the thieves' guildhouse with the words "Jacks forever" *Goes back to the hangout*


Smurf


Smurf


smurf

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber
Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:
smurf

What was that?


"Oh, I take one little vacation and look what happens! I'll be back for you smufs later."

*Disappears in a cloud of smoke.*

Shadow Lodge

Hm.. all the little blue things to eat... *eats one* Ah better than poodles *start eating 'em all*


Hello, fellow thieves! Today, the Jacks have committed a great atrocity against us! They have LOOTED our very homes! Now, come all thieves, all rogues, all cut-purses and brigands, we must take VEANGENCE against the Cult of Jack ONCE MORE!

Dark Archive

Smurf

Liberty's Edge

Look up in the sky, it's super smurf.

Liberty's Edge

What do you get when you cross a blueberry with a rogue?

What?

A smurf.

Shadow Lodge

I thought a I ate all the s***fs... *starts to eat more little blues*


Looks up from the puddle of fire brandy his head was lying in

Huhnh? Whazzat? More wine!

Passes back out


Poodle..............mwahahahahaha

The Exchange

*the Thief returns the blue paint to Cultist of Jack*

please. Stop faking.


The Grey Mouser wakes up to find his head stuck to the table by dried brandy.

"By Mog the many limbed! Who has bound me so cruelly?"

He managed to unseal his head from the table.

"Oh my aching head! I will never drink brandy again as long as I live!"

Looks aound

"Where did everyone go?"


I come bearing gifts
Leaves baskets of tribbles for everyone


The Mouser brushes himself off as best as he can and drinks a bit of brandy fron the flask on the table before him.

"Well it has been entertaining friends, but I think I will try the fabled city of Horborixen next. The loot and entertainment here seems a bit dry."

The Grey mouser departs the Crimson Crime headquarters with a flourish of his ratskin cape.

The Exchange

Good ridance, eh guys?

Guys?

.....

The Exchange

Hey come back here! you haven't paid your monthly dues!

The Exchange

Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:

I come bearing gifts

Leaves baskets of tribbles for everyone

What the heck's a tribble? Do they taste good?


are they smurfie?


*Yawn* Well, that was a good nap. Wait, this place is back up here? That means...

YES! THIS GUILD SHALL NEVER BE DEFEATED!

So, uh, now what?

The Exchange

What now? Why everything............


*Sits down eatting an egg-salad sandwich.*

So, robbed a picnic. Anyone want some potato salad? I hate the stuff, personally.


I hear rumors of the guild resurging! Long live the thieves!

*Steals everyone's socks*


Yes, to the guild!

*Raises The Shade's lucky flask in toast.*


The Masked Rogue wrote:

*Sits down eatting an egg-salad sandwich.*

So, robbed a picnic. Anyone want some potato salad? I hate the stuff, personally.

*following the crumbs left by the stolen picnic basket*

Mine, mine, mine...mine...

*Grags the egg-salad sandwich from the Masked Rouge and flys to a perch out of his reach and begins eating the sandwich*

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