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The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Hey the glow went away...what happened?

I don't know. But something freed the Godfather. The Borg trapped him, though. We were lucky.


oops


Who is this Godfather person you discuss?

Empties large pile of gold into wall safe, shuts and locks it.

The Exchange

He is the fellow we pay the guild dues to. Or well, should be paying them.


AH! A thieves' guildmaster! I have often crossed swords with that ilk before. Tell me, what is his concern? Do you owe him a cut of loot? Is he out to make an example of you? We can always turn the tables on him ...

The Mouser picks his fingernails with Cat's Claw and grins evilly.


Crimson Jester wrote:
He is the fellow we pay the guild dues to. Or well, should be paying them.

Wait, I thought you were the guildmaster? What happened to the dues I was paying you? Anyway, I agree with the Gray Mouser. Can't collect his dues with a knife in his back, I bet.


The Grey Mouser wrote:

AH! A thieves' guildmaster! I have often crossed swords with that ilk before. Tell me, what is his concern? Do you owe him a cut of loot? Is he out to make an example of you? We can always turn the tables on him ...

The Mouser picks his fingernails with Cat's Claw and grins evilly.

He's no longer a threat. There's no need.

Also, CJ, why are you, a LG guy, heading an organization full of obviously evil folk?


Everyone is LG until proven otherwise, thank you very much.

The Exchange

The um lord doodly doo is an uber powerful monstrocity that um was after more then just fees, there is a little incident with his sister I hesitate to bring up. Plus um Kobold Cleaver is hence forth off limits due to his help. We may even want to lay low on the Bots for the time being too. They seem to have captured his grand bulk, and I for one don't want him loose.


The Crimson Jester, Rogue Lord wrote:
Everyone is LG until proven otherwise, thank you very much.

Alright, the MR is proven otherwise. How about the MNouser? It isn't really a LG act to kidnap a perfectly harmless and sentient frog.


Hey the Frog is alive and no harm done, he isn't necessarily EVIL just not exactly lawful.


Frog?! Where, when,how?


Butterfrog wrote:
Frog?! Where, when,how?

Oh, you missed it. They kidnapped Margarine Frog, and the dragons and some of the Jacks and Big Tex all raided the thieves guild to get him back.

The Exchange

Raid is such a Harsh word.


As is Kidnap. Borrowed is closer to the truth.


I mean they just wanted him to see something, being tired and gagged was...well you guys make it sound like a bad thing


The Mouser looks affronted

Well, I had spied a talking frog, and naturally with my innate showmanship I had thought I could parley him into a travelling exhibition. Maybe make the long trip to Cold Corner and impress the rubes...errr..noble barbarians with this wonder. Alas, that frog had some large irritable, rich, wand-weilding friends.

And for the record. I am not 'Lawful' in anything I do, thank you.


A ringing from a distance fills the area as a faint “It is done” follows


Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:

A ringing from a distance fills the area as a faint “It is done” follows

*Swears*


Faugh. Enough of this. The pickings were better among the sots at the Silver Eel. Farewell fellow rogues!

Departs in a swirl of grey mouseskin cape, Stage Left.

The Exchange

No it isn't, nothing is done yet. I even used excess energies to make a new body for KC but he wont budge he has to have some little box. Fine I will go steal it or have another do so then we can trade, but nothing is "done" yet.


lynora-Jill wrote:
Butterfrog wrote:
Frog?! Where, when,how?
Oh, you missed it. They kidnapped Margarine Frog, and the dragons and some of the Jacks and Big Tex all raided the thieves guild to get him back.

Cool! show you frog love!


Ahem... excuse me.

*grabs a big bowl of stlen popcorn and puts on The Royal Tenembaums movie*

Please keep it down


A grey-clad figure enters the Crimson Crime Clubhouse. He descends the stairs to the the heavily-warded loot sanctum in the cellar. He closes and locks the bank-vault like door and places his prize in a velvet-lined box on a table in the center of the room. Piles of gold and jewels from previous heists glisten around him.

Just lying on the ground! By Mog and Kos I shall get a pile of Rilks for this beauty! But careful, oh so careful, things such as this can bite of handled incorrectly. Lucky we have this high-security warded vault for just such a heist!

Chortles greedily

The cleaver buzzes in its new cushioned home


*Walks in, obviously on fire*

So, anyone want to dismantle a suit of armor animated by the magic released by the 2000th Jack post, while simultaneously looting a dracolich's hoard?


Ascends the stairs, then sees his comrade afire

Masked one! Are you all right?

Puts his companion out with a bucket of water

What did this?


Suddenly, the 'warded' vault explodes.


The aforementioned dracolich, and did you have to keep the Cleaver in the guild vault? I could of told you this would happen.


By Kos! What in the seven eyes of Ninguable was that?


The Cleaver flies at the door.


My retirement heist!


A single blast of electricity hits teh Mouser, then the Cleaver is gone.
Sorry, but what did you expect? If it cheers you up, Candle Lighter wants it too and is gonna kill/torture people to get it.


See?!? Every time it gets stolen, this happens! Watch, all our gold has been transmuted to lead.

So, you loot the dracolich's hoard, and I tangle with the Tin Czar?


Meh. It's all good. I was going to have him do some negotiations and end up playing CL for a fool, but these things are hard to coordinate.

The Mouser flies back and crashes into a table


The Masked Rogue wrote:

See?!? Every time it gets stolen, this happens! Watch, all our gold has been transmuted to lead.

So, you loot the dracolich's hoard, and I tangle with the Tin Czar?

The Mouser gets up

That sounds like a good plan B. Where does this creature live?


I'm guessing he lives in some mountain nearby. I'll just wait outside the Jack'c clubhouse for the Czar to show up, take its head, it's all good.

*Takes out set of extremely enchanted daggers.*


Lead the way Masked One!


Well, I'll go as far as the Jacks, but you'll have to find the hoard on your own. It's on no known thread.

In other words, I won't lead Patrick Curtin to rob Patrick Curtin while I try to behead Patrick Curtin.


hee hee ... except I'm not Candle Lighter ...that's KC. Get the schizos straight Davi!


Yeah, realized that after I looked over your hundreds of aliases.


Hey, what's an unemployed nerd supposed to do while the wifey's out working? It's better than drinking a twelve pack and watching WWF on TV, right?


The dracolich suddenly appears.
My apologies, I seem to lack a hoard. Perhaps I could take yours?
The dracolich speaks words of power, and the remaining thieves who are still there burst into flame.


*You notice a note. It reads: "We've gone to the Jacks to wait for the Czar. Don't steal anything without us." They are not here.*


Interesting. Hmm. Trace!
A small object flies from the dracolich and begins tracing the Cleaver.
Excellent, I seem to be in luck. I'll wait for it to be found. In the meanwhile...
The dracolich casts a series of very powerful wards on the Guildhouse.
...I may as well make myself comfortable.


The Steel Tsar appears in a burst of flame

WHAT ... IS ... THY ... BIDDING ... MY ... MASTER?


The Steel Tsar wrote:

The Steel Tsar appears in a burst of flame

WHAT ... IS ... THY ... BIDDING ... MY ... MASTER?

Hmm...go to the Jacks. I want to see how well you fight against them.


AS ... YOU ... COMMAND ... MY ... MASTER

The Steel Tsar fires his back rocket and flys straight for the Jack's Clubhouse


A whistling sound grows in volume. A loud crash echoes outside the guildhall of the Crimson Crime Syndicate.


The Eighth Runelord sweeps in.
So kind of you to arrange a theatrical entrance for me.


The Steel Tsar enters through the wards the dracolich set up. It clanks to where the undead beast lies on the rogue's treasure

MASTER ... I ... FAILED ... MY ... MISSION ...

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