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>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<
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But it is so yummy, you should eat it anyway!
>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<
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Freehold DM wrote:
Cole Deschain wrote:
That said, AEG's fourth edition of the L5R RPG doesn't involve funky dice, and can be tracked down in various PDF formats with relative ease...
I am very slowly working on my project from that version, hence my love of the Spider.

But the scorpions wear these really cool masks!

Which new books to order. Hardcover or Deluxe?
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Feros wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
Rysky wrote:

*nods*

Still though, telling you to look at undefined actions on an undefined page is rather amusing.

Just one of many little goodies we gremlins sprinkled through the book! Find the Ability score to determine DCs for Monk Focus Spells...go on, I dare you!

>:)

Wisdom, p. 162 :3

Well done!

...but an important thing like that should be expressed explicitly, not gleaned from a sidebar sample character comment! :)

Yeah! :p

Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!
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Captain Killjoy wrote:
The Masked Pugwampi wrote:

Yet still strong enough to defeat YOU!

*thrust, parry, press*

*Set cutlass to "liquify"*

APPARENTLY NOT!

Well, if we're going NUCLEAR...

*throws a handful of GremGob PEACH pits at Killjoy's feet*
Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!
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Captain Killjoy wrote:

HA!

FOOL!

I am a goblin! If my thoughts strengthen your arm, you must be FEEBLE INDEED!

Yet still strong enough to defeat YOU!

*thrust, parry, press*
Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!
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Captain Killjoy wrote:


*Confused (and confusing) threshing with the blade*

Ham? I LOVE ham! Almost as much as I despise thee!

I am a Gremlin! We live off despite! Your every thought strengthens my arm!

*Thrust, thrust, lunge!*
Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!
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Captain Killjoy wrote:

The only dog I see here is going to get SLICED!

*Slash, slash, slash, slash ad infinitum*

Well then, once you're cut up we can open a deli and serve sliced HAM!

*parry, riposte!*
Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!
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Captain Killjoy wrote:
The Masked Pugwampi wrote:
Captain Killjoy wrote:
I LOOK FORWARD TO SPLITTING YOUR INFINITIVES! HAVE AT THEE!

*the tiny rapier flashes with lightning speed, lunging and parrying with great finesse*

You, sir, have all the singing ability of a gas-laden water buffalo!!

FLATTERY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE!

*The marginally larger cutlass may not have the same finesse, but what it lacks in panache, it makes up for in being made out of garbage*

MY RESOLVE REMAINS UNDAUNTED! MY FURY KNOWS NO-

...

What is that HEAVENLY aroma?

Probably the smell of the DOG you rode in on!

*thrust, parry!*
Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!
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Captain Killjoy wrote:
The Masked Pugwampi wrote:

*finishes whirling, now in a tiny domino mask and cape while wielding a tiny rapier*

THE MASKED PUGWAMPI!!!

En garde, you humour challenged misanthrope!

I LOOK FORWARD TO SPLITTING YOUR INFINITIVES! HAVE AT THEE!

*the tiny rapier flashes with lightning speed, lunging and parrying with great finesse*

You, sir, have all the singing ability of a gas-laden water buffalo!!
Site Maintenance Coming—All Gremlins to General Quarters!
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*finishes whirling, now in a tiny domino mask and cape while wielding a tiny rapier*

THE MASKED PUGWAMPI!!!

En garde, you humour challenged misanthrope!
>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<
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The MASKED PUGWAMPI!

*♪♫ TATTA-TA-TAHHHH!!!!♪♫*

...and everybody else?
>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<
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Captain Killjoy wrote:

The good Captain stumbles back in from his latest attempt to exterminate all gnomes that have ever existed in any universe, singed and a long way from triumphant.

He examines the signs of explosions, chaos, and mayhem, the scorched and scattered remains of various goblins and gremlins.

A proud tear comes to the goblin's eye.

Such a loyal crew... carrying on the war on the 'Wampis even in my absence! YOUR SACRIFICES WILL NOT BE IN VAIN!

Oh yes they will, foul villain! Engarde!

Pathfinder Adventure Path #128: Songbird, Scion, Saboteur (War for the Crown 2 of 6)
Chet Manley wrote:
Going to take Profession (Tinker) and Craft (Clothing) on my Rogue (Spy) to prepare for this one.

*whispers*

Psssst!

<.<

>.>

You forgot Profession (Soldier)!
The Flame War!
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>.>

<.<

*whispers*Pugwampi victory over the Flame War!

>.>

<.<

*sneaks out of thread quietly*
>>Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems here<<
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Master Pugwampi wrote:
Sir RicHunt Attenwampi wrote:
I now blame Cosmo for Pangaea breaking apart.
I Blame Cosmo for Hunt breaking apart. Two identities? Seriously?

Yeah! You tell them!

>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<
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*appears wearing a domino mask, a large hat with a massive red plume, and wearing a tiny rapier and dashing boots*

‘Tis risky to ply Rysky with Whiskey,
If your certain you don’t want to die.
For she'll drain your life of energy,
With the use of some whiskey and rye.
>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<
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*dressed in a Guy Fawkes mask, with hat and cape, Master Pugwampi enters in his vigilante guise*

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
Gunpowder, treason, and plot,
I know of no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

*looks around*

Huh. I could have sworn I asked Captain Killjoy and his goblin crew to bring lots of explosives for a really impressive "Bonfire Night."

Where could he have gotten to?
>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<
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John Kretzer wrote:

Yeah...it has been a long time since I looked at that book...but if I remember right all the vestiges were particularly horrible.

Anyway...this fixed the thread...so all is good in Paizo World.

*takes a heroic stance and narrows his eyes as he looks into the distance*

But...for how long?

*poses dramatically showing his pondering concern as the music swells and we fade to black*
The Flame War!
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Captain Killjoy wrote:
WHAT?! EN GARDE, PUTRID SPAWN OF THE FIRST WORLD!

*spins in place to fanfare and is now wearing a domino mask, tricorne hat with a big red feather, and wielding a tiny rapier*

Captain Killjoy! So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time!

*parrys Captain Killjoy's attack with style, grace, and panache. Then disparages the goblin's ancestry and smell*
Pathfinder Roleplaying Game: Horror Adventures
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Rysky wrote:
I can haz Barbarian archetypes and rage powers plz not-Wumpums?

*acts as conduit for MYTHIC FEROS*

Barbarian Stuff:
Rage Powers:

All totems come in three levels: Lesser, Standard, and Greater. I'm summing up what each totem theme is about, so multiple powers are given:

Cult Totem: Team player, allows redistribution of damage somewhat and extra damage for working with a group, plus fanatically hard to kill.

Daemonic Totem: Adds negative levels to attacks, resistant to attacks that daemons resist, can heal somewhat by killing.

Fight Response: Enter rage as an immediate action after successful fear save.

Archetypes:

Dreadnought: Turns fear into power. Dead Calm gives half the rage bonuses, but no AC penalty and can concentrate. Steady Gait gets bonuses to saves versus sloweffects and the like; replaces fast movement. Fearless Killer makes her immune to fear effects; replaces indomitable will. Instant Dispassion turns her compassion off and she can enter a rage as soon as she wants after ending a previous rage; replaces tireless rage.

Fearsome Defender: Bad Guy Goons. Intractable makes her resistant to pain and intimidation; replaces fast movement. Off the Leash can draw an unconcealed weapon as part of the free action to begin raging; replaces uncanny dodge. Silent Threat exudes hostility, gains a bonus on Intimidate checks and the DCs of Intimidate checks to demoralize her allies; replaces trap sense. Bloodlust adds her Charisma modifier to initiative checks and always acts during the surprise round; replaces improved uncanny dodge.

Mooncursed: Rage powered by Lycanthropy. Must be humanoid or monstrous humanoid. Shifting Rage transforms her into a bear, boar, crocodile, shark, tiger, or wolf a la beast shape I; alters rage. Hybrid Rage at 5th level, a mooncursed can assume a hybrid of her base type and alternate form; replaces improved uncanny dodge. Greater Shifting Rage at 11th level can assume Medium or Large alternate and hybrid forms like beast shape II; replaces greater rage. Mighty Shifting Rage at 20th level can assume Medium, Large, or Huge alternate and hybrid forms like beast shape III; replaces mighty rage.

The Flame War!

SCOTCH WHISKEY FOR ME!

Oh and in keeping with the spirit of the thread:

*The Masked Pugwampi calls all people posting here idiots!*
>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<
Dragoncat wrote:
The Masked Pugwampi wrote:
Captain Killjoy wrote:
EN GARDE, VILE GREMLIN!

You have sung your last violent—yet catchy—song, Captain!

Ho! Ha ha!

*Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin!*

Ha!

*Thrust!*

You left out a 'Ha!' between the 'Spin!' and 'Thrust!'.

You only THINK I left that out!

...Hey! What's that behind YOU!?!?!?

*surreptitiously edits post*

Look again! :D
>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<
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Captain Killjoy wrote:
EN GARDE, VILE GREMLIN!

You have sung your last violent—yet catchy—song, Captain!

Ho! Ha ha!

*Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin!*

Ha!

*Thrust!*
>> Ask *Rysky* anything, anything at all! <<
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*emerging from the flashing light and fanfare is a pugwampi wearing a domino mask, a feathered musketeer style hat, a red silk sash, and wielding a tiny rapier*

…The MASKED PUGWAMPI!!!
No mere red spot can evade my blade! HA-HAH!!!
*proceeds run around, knocking over people and furniture. Chases the red dot and attempts to stab it with the rapier*