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Liberty's Edge

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You are all weirdos.

... Except you, Calvin. A hawk is a perfectly fine mascot, one I am proud to call my countryman.


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Am I hallucinating or did that bird talk


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Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
Am I hallucinating or did that bird talk

Are you my mother?


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Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
Am I hallucinating or did that bird talk

Both.


Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
Am I hallucinating or did that bird talk

I guess you gotta ask yourself, what the f@!# are you going to do about it.


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BIRD SEASON! *cocks cartoon shotgun*


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Sorry, your what is a cartoon shotgun?

I'd see a doctor, if I were you...


Bwahaahaaa!


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Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
BIRD SEASON! *cocks cartoon shotgun*

Wabbit season!!!


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When did Elmer get a wig?


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Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
When did Elmer get a wig?

One word; Wogaine!


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HAHAHAHA wheeze gasp

*falls out of chair, dead*


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Limeylongears wrote:

Sorry, your what is a cartoon shotgun?

I'd see a doctor, if I were you...

I TOLD YOU. I IZ CYBERPUNK GREMZ


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captain yesterday wrote:
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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
I IZ CYBERPUNK GREMZ NOW
Still a better story than Johnny Mnemonic. (Sorry, Keanu)

hugs dvd

Quiet, you.

Clutches DVD of Green Lantern.

how is your flesh not burning?


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Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
I IZ CYBERPUNK GREMZ NOW
Still a better story than Johnny Mnemonic. (Sorry, Keanu)

hugs dvd

Quiet, you.

Clutches DVD of Green Lantern.
how is your flesh not burning?

Still better than Batman V Superman


Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
Am I hallucinating or did that bird talk

Find your soulmate, Homer.


Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
I IZ CYBERPUNK GREMZ NOW
Still a better story than Johnny Mnemonic. (Sorry, Keanu)

hugs dvd

Quiet, you.

Clutches DVD of Green Lantern.
how is your flesh not burning?
Still better than Batman V Superman

clearly, your brain is damaged from the time in the gears.


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Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
I IZ CYBERPUNK GREMZ NOW
Still a better story than Johnny Mnemonic. (Sorry, Keanu)

hugs dvd

Quiet, you.

Clutches DVD of Green Lantern.
how is your flesh not burning?
Still better than Batman V Superman

Only someone who didn't also have Man Of Steel would say that.


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captain yesterday wrote:
Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
I IZ CYBERPUNK GREMZ NOW
Still a better story than Johnny Mnemonic. (Sorry, Keanu)

hugs dvd

Quiet, you.

Clutches DVD of Green Lantern.
how is your flesh not burning?
Still better than Batman V Superman
Only someone who didn't also have Man Of Steel would say that.

hugs the boxed set


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You... got some Snyder on you there, man. That stuff's pretty corrosive, I saw some vexgits slather it on a few gizmos and they just kinda fell apart.

I mean, I thought it was hilarious, but you usually don't wanna slime yourself with that kinda thing unless you're a mite.


OK, looks like that time of the party when everyone is talking about weird crap that people only talk about as parties are winding down.

Everybody get some rest: the BIG day is rapidly approaching, and we all need to be ready to disrupt the site like never before!


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Heh, I miss being young and going to huge parties that dwindle down to the ones who were either too drunk to go home or were interesting to talk to. And yeah, the weird stuff that came out during those conversations were priceless.


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Gremlin Super Secret Log: July 7, 2017:

Somebody (I'm looking at you, Hunt) fired off the deluxe super secret whammy device this morning causing the site to blip for a bit. We can't have the gizmo being used before we're ready, as it could tip off the web techs to our plans and scuttle the major site crash scheduled for the release of [REDACTED] on August [REDACTED].

We need tighter security and Takis...just 'cuz.


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LETS JUST MOVE THE WHAMMY DEVICE TO MY ARM. THAT WILL IN-SURE IT IS GOOD


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Are you a 2002 Ibanez RGD Prestige?


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A red one?


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Apparently "whammy arms" aren't some natural attack of zombie George Michael. And "wah wah pedals" aren't volume controls for Charlie Brown's teacher's weird voice.

The More You Know ミ☆


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OK, the little shooting star has me giggling so I can't stop.


OK, I couldn't sign in for several minutes. Only just now am I able to get on here and ask which of you did it?


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
OK, I couldn't sign in for several minutes. Only just now am I able to get on here and ask which of you did it?

*looks up at Cal with big, wide, innocent eyes*

I have no idea what you are talking about!

:)


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*Continues reversing the wires and knotting the cords of various mechanical devices*


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ALRIGHT! I just got a "504 Error" page. We're going to have to send the otyughs after all of you.


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
ALRIGHT! I just got a "504 Error" page. We're going to have to send the otyughs after all of you.

I've always wanted a mount


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Bob the Pugwampi wrote:
DungeonmasterCal wrote:
ALRIGHT! I just got a "504 Error" page. We're going to have to send the otyughs after all of you.
I've always wanted a mount

Ride, our world-devouring trash compactor! Ride unto BATTLE!!


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Oh, my dear silly little gremlins...

Amateur hour is over.


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Captain Killjoy wrote:

Oh, my dear silly little gremlins...

Amateur hour is over.

NO! We will not be foiled at the last minute by a foolish goblin in a ridiculous hat!

Now face the wrath of...

*whirls in place to trumpets and a flash of light*


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*finishes whirling, now in a tiny domino mask and cape while wielding a tiny rapier*

THE MASKED PUGWAMPI!!!

En garde, you humour challenged misanthrope!


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Eh. The Scarlet Pumpernickel did it better.


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Mmm pumpernickel


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Batwampi wrote:
Eh. The Scarlet Pumpernickel did it better.

Holy Masked Miscreants, Batwampi!!!

Who will prevail?!?!?

*pointlessly pounds one gloved hand into the other*


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The Masked Pugwampi wrote:

*finishes whirling, now in a tiny domino mask and cape while wielding a tiny rapier*

THE MASKED PUGWAMPI!!!

En garde, you humour challenged misanthrope!

I LOOK FORWARD TO SPLITTING YOUR INFINITIVES! HAVE AT THEE!


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Thankyou. Tea would be lovely.


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Captain Killjoy wrote:
The Masked Pugwampi wrote:

*finishes whirling, now in a tiny domino mask and cape while wielding a tiny rapier*

THE MASKED PUGWAMPI!!!

En garde, you humour challenged misanthrope!

I LOOK FORWARD TO SPLITTING YOUR INFINITIVES! HAVE AT THEE!

*the tiny rapier flashes with lightning speed, lunging and parrying with great finesse*

You, sir, have all the singing ability of a gas-laden water buffalo!!


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The Masked Pugwampi wrote:
Captain Killjoy wrote:
The Masked Pugwampi wrote:

*finishes whirling, now in a tiny domino mask and cape while wielding a tiny rapier*

THE MASKED PUGWAMPI!!!

En garde, you humour challenged misanthrope!

I LOOK FORWARD TO SPLITTING YOUR INFINITIVES! HAVE AT THEE!

*the tiny rapier flashes with lightning speed, lunging and parrying with great finesse*

You, sir, have all the singing ability of a gas-laden water buffalo!!

And what the f$@@ is that supposed to mean?


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Gas Laden Water Buffalo wrote:
The Masked Pugwampi wrote:
Captain Killjoy wrote:
The Masked Pugwampi wrote:

*finishes whirling, now in a tiny domino mask and cape while wielding a tiny rapier*

THE MASKED PUGWAMPI!!!

En garde, you humour challenged misanthrope!

I LOOK FORWARD TO SPLITTING YOUR INFINITIVES! HAVE AT THEE!

*the tiny rapier flashes with lightning speed, lunging and parrying with great finesse*

You, sir, have all the singing ability of a gas-laden water buffalo!!

And what the f&*% is that supposed to mean?

There really should be a fan/gaming convention named Bonna Con.


I love the Bonnacon!


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Brain Bleach Salesgremlin wrote:
Gas Laden Water Buffalo wrote:
The Masked Pugwampi wrote:
Captain Killjoy wrote:
The Masked Pugwampi wrote:

*finishes whirling, now in a tiny domino mask and cape while wielding a tiny rapier*

THE MASKED PUGWAMPI!!!

En garde, you humour challenged misanthrope!

I LOOK FORWARD TO SPLITTING YOUR INFINITIVES! HAVE AT THEE!

*the tiny rapier flashes with lightning speed, lunging and parrying with great finesse*

You, sir, have all the singing ability of a gas-laden water buffalo!!

And what the f&*% is that supposed to mean?
There really should be a fan/gaming convention named Bonna Con.

You know...and this is just a hunch, mind...I really don't see Paizo or WOTC statting up that beast...


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LOL maybe not.

Shadow Lodge

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A quick Google search informs me that while neither has done so, not only are there many homebrew versions of it, but it's been on the Bestiary Wish-List threads repeatedly ever since Bestiary 3.

Given no doubt the Bestiaries are basically going to start over with the advent of PF2, I'd put my wager on you being correct for a long time to come.


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Please back my Kickstarter to create Bonnacon/Otyugh hybrids.

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