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Some personality aspects are more cathartic to express than others.


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He didn't ask you.

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Babe: Pig on the Internet wrote:
Dr. Strangegnome wrote:
Maneuvermoose wrote:

By the way, I have a question for any of Captain Yesterday's aliases:

What is your opinion on people arguing with themselves using different aliases?
Until you've tried it, you might not realize how therapeutic it is to just let the different facets of your personalities just free associate.
Also, it seems totally appropriate for a forum dedicated to a role-playing game.

You're both idiots, and worse, you're hogging the spotlight from Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Doctor Yesterday and all his concurrent regenerations.


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I know, but, you know, everyone else was joining in, and I thought, you know, maybe I could help too?

Come on, I could do a spinoff series too! I'll f*** the producers if I have to, like Lucy Lawless did! I'm nimble, I'm willing!

For Hera's sake I've been sleeping in a box for the last seven years. Even Herc got to play in an awful sci fi show and a low budget but oddly popular religious movie. He got a great cameo on Psych! I could TOTALLY rock a mystery comedy. I'll...um...play the...sidekick?

I'm...I'm so lonely...


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AlexTrebek wrote:
Babe: Pig on the Internet wrote:
Dr. Strangegnome wrote:
Maneuvermoose wrote:

By the way, I have a question for any of Captain Yesterday's aliases:

What is your opinion on people arguing with themselves using different aliases?
Until you've tried it, you might not realize how therapeutic it is to just let the different facets of your personalities just free associate.
Also, it seems totally appropriate for a forum dedicated to a role-playing game.
You're both idiots, and worse, you're hogging the spotlight from Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Doctor Yesterday and all his concurrent regenerations.

I'll take "Mind Your Business" for $100, Alex.


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Does Mace Windu know how crappy of a Jedi he is?

I mean, dude, you know using a lightsaber really well isn't a force power, right? If so, Grievous is a Sith, but nope, he's just a cyborg, and you're just a stain on the floor after that fall.

Seriously, force telekinesis. How the f*** did you not just fly up and be like "Oh, it's on now, Palpatine!" I mean, you can reflect force lightning. How can you not fling yourself through the air? If Luke could toss a spaceship after like a week of training, you should be able to handle...What, about two bucks, maybe a buck eighty?


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I'm a Cylon.


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Mace Windu, Jedi Master wrote:
I'm a b**** who got owned by an emo kid and the old man who probably molested him.

Fixed it for you.


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War. War never changes.


The voice of Ron Perlman wrote:
War. War never changes.

Oh come on, that wasn't even relevant.


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Magical Hobo wrote:

Does Mace Windu know how crappy of a Jedi he is?

I mean, dude, you know using a lightsaber really well isn't a force power, right? If so, Grievous is a Sith, but nope, he's just a cyborg, and you're just a stain on the floor after that fall.

Seriously, force telekinesis. How the f*** did you not just fly up and be like "Oh, it's on now, Palpatine!" I mean, you can reflect force lightning. How can you not fling yourself through the air? If Luke could toss a spaceship after like a week of training, you should be able to handle...What, about two bucks, maybe a buck eighty?

Samuel L. Jackson was wasted by George Lucas, he lost focus on who should be the mega bad ass Jedi. Not surprisingly from the guy that thought Jar Jar Binks was a good idea.


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Strategytiger wrote:
The voice of Ron Perlman wrote:
War. War never changes.
Oh come on, that wasn't even relevant.

No, it had a basis in the conversation, in that it was an argument, and of course Windu's death was more or less when the Sith took over, which was in of itself a war.


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AlexTrebek wrote:
Babe: Pig on the Internet wrote:
Dr. Strangegnome wrote:
Maneuvermoose wrote:

By the way, I have a question for any of Captain Yesterday's aliases:

What is your opinion on people arguing with themselves using different aliases?
Until you've tried it, you might not realize how therapeutic it is to just let the different facets of your personalities just free associate.
Also, it seems totally appropriate for a forum dedicated to a role-playing game.
You're both idiots, and worse, you're hogging the spotlight from Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Doctor Yesterday and all his concurrent regenerations.

This is the best I could do, alas I should've thought of it from the beginning, so many wasted years!


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:
who will end up her inevitable vampire consort?

Tammy doesn't consort with Vampires, too emotional and sparkly these days.


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Vhere have all der bad vamps gone, decked out like Victorian pimps
In capes, cravats and evening suits? Now zhey're pimply Emo gimps
Who moan and whine and sparkle, not like Vlad and Strahd and Brad Brad?
Zhey won't hold your hand or sing 'Mad World' - zhey just vant to trink your blaaad!

A NOSFERATU!
I'M HOLDIN' OUT FOR A 'RATU 'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT!
IT'S SO ENTERTAININ' WHEN HE'S LEVEL DRAININ' - MY SHORTS ARE A TERRIBLE SIGHT
A NOSFERATU!
A NOSFERA-DUDE WHOSE FANGS AREN'T LIMP AND SOFT,
I JUST CANNOT RESIST, SO I'M RIDIN' THE MIST AND I'M OFF TO RAVENLOFT!!!!

Ah, ah, ah, AHHHH! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ah, ah, ah, AHHHH! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ah, ah, ah, AHHHH! Ha! Ha! Ha!
AHHHH! AHHHH!


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Sesame Strahd wrote:

Vhere have all der bad vamps gone, decked out like Victorian pimps

In capes, cravats and evening suits? Now zhey're pimply Emo gimps
Who moan and whine and sparkle, not like Vlad and Strahd and Brad Brad?
Zhey won't hold your hand or sing 'Mad World' - zhey just vant to trink your blaaad!

A NOSFERATU!
I'M HOLDIN' OUT FOR A 'RATU 'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHT!
IT'S SO ENTERTAININ' WHEN HE'S LEVEL DRAININ' - MY SHORTS ARE A TERRIBLE SIGHT
A NOSFERATU!
A NOSFERA-DUDE WHOSE FANGS AREN'T LIMP AND SOFT,
I JUST CANNOT RESIST, SO I'M RIDIN' THE MIST AND I'M OFF TO RAVENLOFT!!!!

Ah, ah, ah, AHHHH! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ah, ah, ah, AHHHH! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Ah, ah, ah, AHHHH! Ha! Ha! Ha!
AHHHH! AHHHH!

Tammy blames Brad Pitt, if Legends of of the Fall weren't so popular back in the day, we still might have blood orgy-ing emotionally distant a~+~@&$s in charge of mental institutions in foreboding castles on top of a hill. Instead they kept the foreboding and s$@$ canned the rest.


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It's that stupid in between time of the transition to winter that I hate so much!

Hard to get going this week.


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As a Floridian, I hate every season except winter.


You should come up here then, nothing makes you hate winter like knowing you have another 6 months until spring.


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No. There's a reason land costs so much down here. It's called "well, duh, of course it costs more to live somewhere that doesn't suck."

No, I'm quite alright. Ask me to visit come May, because from May to September Florida is where demons go when they're lonely for home.

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Even living in Arizona I would take summer over winter. I hate winter that much.

Autumn is the best though pretty much anywhere.


Qiu, Autumn Court Herald wrote:

Even living in Arizona I would take summer over winter. I hate winter that much.

Autumn is the best though pretty much anywhere.

I like spring best, because it is the furthest you can possibly get from winter.


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Arizona is dry.
You don't know horrifying until you've experienced the humidity here. You need a shower by the time you make it to your car.

This is not an exaggeration.

Still, yeah, I don't want to trade our summer for your winter.


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thegreenteagamer wrote:

No. There's a reason land costs so much down here. It's called "well, duh, of course it costs more to live somewhere that doesn't suck."

No, I'm quite alright. Ask me to visit come May, because from May to September Florida is where demons go when they're lonely for home.

I lived in Florida, once.

Hurricane David ate our house, I've never been back.

Shadow Lodge

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I just hate the cold. I've always been on the hot side of the "which would you rather be" question. Yes even with humidity.


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Orthos wrote:
I just hate the cold. I've always been on the hot side of the "which would you rather be" question. Yes even with humidity.

hear, hear!


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But yet you're not here. So, seems you don't hate the cold THAT much.


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thegreenteagamer wrote:

Arizona is dry.

You don't know horrifying until you've experienced the humidity here. You need a shower by the time you make it to your car.

This is not an exaggeration.

Still, yeah, I don't want to trade our summer for your winter.

I like to keep busy in the winter, the year we had 128 inches of snow was one of the best winters I had. And I made so much money!

Captain Yesterday fun fact: up until last winter, I've run a shoveling crew for 12 years before that.


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The Demon's Advocate wrote:
But yet you're not here. So, seems you don't hate the cold THAT much.

If only weather was the worst of Florida's problems:-D

Summer is humid and hot here as well, so you might not find the release you seek.


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Cap'n Yesterday's Summer Dreams wrote:
The Demon's Advocate wrote:
But yet you're not here. So, seems you don't hate the cold THAT much.

If only weather was the worst of Florida's problems:-D

Summer is humid and hot here as well, so you might not find the release you seek.

Phrasing! Boom!


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But how did it make you feel


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It is dead at work tonight, and the store is in pretty good shape, so gonna be a long night.


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And new pants!

They made me get new pants!

Suddenly grey pants aren't good enough, it's gotta be black! So now getting new pants is an annual thing!

G#!+##n savages!!


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Hey!

When the Universe gives you pants, make pantonade!


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The Die Hard series' John McClaine riding a T-Rex armed with a single shot grenade launcher and a combat knife vs The Transporter armed with a katana and a fully loaded Desert Eagle driving Optimus Prime?


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Brock Samson vs. Batman, but Batman doesn't have time to prepare?

Worst way to die?

Best way to die?

Hillbillies vs Rednecks vs Hicks, three way battle royale, with a gallon of moonshine as the prize.

Upspeak? Don't you hate it? Seriously? It's like, 2015, not 1992? And yet I hear grown women? Do it all the time? And I want to choke them?


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The last Transformers movie had the worst dialogue I've ever heard in a movie not shot in on of my d**%*ead brother's yard.

Completely distracted from the 5 minutes the transformer dinosaurs were f*&@ing s&*! up.


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thegreenteagamer wrote:
The Die Hard series' John McClaine riding a T-Rex armed with a single shot grenade launcher and a combat knife vs The Transporter armed with a katana and a fully loaded Desert Eagle driving Optimus Prime?

Liam Neeson (because he's cliche!)


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The Green Tea Gamer wrote:

Brock Samson vs. Batman, but Batman doesn't have time to prepare?

Worst way to die?

Best way to die?

Hillbillies vs Rednecks vs Hicks, three way battle royale, with a gallon of moonshine as the prize.

Upspeak? Don't you hate it? Seriously? It's like, 2015, not 1992? And yet I hear grown women? Do it all the time? And I want to choke them?

Batman, always! Unless against The Lone Ranger, then the Lone Ranger.

Anyway you die is the worst.

There is no good way to die.

Whichever one gets to the lone Shotgun strategically placed between the burn barrel and the run down '86 Camaro.

What the f*#% is Upspeak?


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Upspeak is when you end your sentences with an upward inflection and always sound like you're asking a question. It's really similar to the valley girl talk popularized in the early 90s, only now it's grown @$$ women doing it, and it's f***ing annoying as hell. I have to hear this all day at my job, and I want to reach through the computer and choke my coworkers screaming "You're a grown @$$ woman in a professional position and it's 2015, stop talking like a 14 year old from two decades ago.

Yes, I realize two decades ago they WERE probably a 14 year old, but still, grow the hell up. Seriously, upspeak annoys me more than chewing with your mouth open on the phone (another work hazard).


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thegreenteagamer wrote:

Upspeak is when you end your sentences with an upward inflection and always sound like you're asking a question. It's really similar to the valley girl talk popularized in the early 90s, only now it's grown @$$ women doing it, and it's f***ing annoying as hell. I have to hear this all day at my job, and I want to reach through the computer and choke my coworkers screaming "You're a grown @$$ woman in a professional position and it's 2015, stop talking like a 14 year old from two decades ago.

Yes, I realize two decades ago they WERE probably a 14 year old, but still, grow the hell up. Seriously, upspeak annoys me more than chewing with your mouth open on the phone (another work hazard).

Isn't that called a Midwestern accent, I'll explore further after I take the kids to the dentist, and the ten other errands I put off until today:-D


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It's so frustrating when you see an opening, crank out an alias, only to miss your chance.

It's all good tho, there's always a second chance.

I blame Snoop Dogg for this one.

Edit: And probably my parents, because it's cliche.


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What the f~## does O.P.P. stand for anyway?


You can't be serious.


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I was home schooled.

In central Wisconsin.

Without a T.V. for part of it.

Of course asking what it means in High School would've been social suicide, but I'm 39 now, that ship sailed out long ago:-D


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Psst. Urbandictionary.com


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DANGER CAPTAIN YESTERDAY, DANGER

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But yeah I don't know what it means either and I sure as hell am not braving the cesspit that is Urban Dictionary to find out.


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I have so much useless crap I have to search and research I'm certainly not looking up a s&!&ty song from the 90s.

Maybe James Jacobs knows.

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