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He often tours the Golarion outback, besides, who else knows the mating call of the rare and very dangerous trumpeter lizard? On another note, real world me is trying to reassemble the Mighty Morphing Mutants (Via pen and paper) using Seven monsters from all three seasons of Mighty Morphing Power Rangers. Here's the current list: Red Mutant - Commander Crayfish (leader), from season one
As you can see, I'm lacking the Yellow Mutant, Blue Mutant, Black Mutant and the White Mutant. So if anyone has any ideas, let me know. One simple rule: no main villains (like Rita Repulsa or Lord Zedd) no generals (such as Goldar or Finster) and no putties. Just monsters from any of the three seasons of Mighty Morphing Power Rangers.
Yeah, you'd think that would be the case but - *Gets interrupted by an angry, individual who looks like Vidmaster7 (except lacking a beard and moustache, so you can see it's a girl) chasing after Vidmaster7.* What is going on? *Sees Vidmaster7 climb up a tree, to no avail.* Hairy woman: "Vidmaster7, you get down here right now!" *The tree gets shaken, Vidmaster7 promptly falls out.* Vidmaster7, do you know her? Whilst picking himself off the ground: Know her? I MARRIED her! Meet the wife.
Get that shark! I don't think it's a megalodon but it is certainly bigger than most great white sharks. *Many deep folk hybrids and shore men arrive and set up a perimeter with nets at the ready.* Remember, don't hurt it or kill it, but for everyone's safety (including it's own) it needs to be captured and put in the menagerie. *Storm giants stand by in case they are needed.*
Hey, Sunomono Slaad, do you think you are able to send that rast over to the menagerie? It would be the perfect first creature for the Firelands enclosure. I tell you, guys, it's great to be back from my vacation with the family (we were in Absolem, I'd won a contest to compete in that trial where if you reach a meteorite that's in the centre you'd get to become a God. Needless to say, I won). And good thing too, I needed a break when I found out that one of the dodos turned out to be a Jubjub Bird.
*Peers ever so, ever so, carefully out from under the bed sheets. Has a quick two seconds to look around before hiding under the bed sheets again.* The next poster has recently composed several poems using the titles from every Goosebumps book (whether or not they recite them for us is a different matter all together, the first series alone contains a staggering sixty two books).
Ah, Keoonik, good work with getting more creatures for the menagerie. Don't worry about the lukwatas, yes I want it, I'll send some storm giants to acquire it. Not that the lizard folk would care, they just want it gone. *Turns to Uncle Teddy.* Being former Grey Maidens, Uncle Teddy, they are deadly warriors who always protect their leader (which was you in this case) although that particular gal is clearly a veteran of many battles. And I love your idea, fates worse than death are always the best punishments. *Turns around and looks over to the tank with the Kraken in it.* Like the grim reaper in the dark folk enclosure, that guy *points to the Kraken* is here to stay. So what are we going to do?
Thanks Guy, just put her into quarantine, she will be much loved here. *Turns to the Kraken.* OK buster, start talking, because I put that sign up there for a reason! *Points to a giant sign that reads: "Only normal animals and magical creatures with an intelligence score of three or less."* Oh and don't worry Uncle Teddy, I've told them to follow your orders so, if you tell them to let you smash the whaling captain into a bloody pulp they will let you.
Love the enthusiasm, Uncle Teddy, take a few members of the Burning Rose Clan with you (careful, for some reason, they are loyal only to me). *Thinks about the poor baby whale.* She will have to go in the regular aquarium for now, then when she is older, she can go into the tank designated for her. *Motions to the tank in question, only to see it being occupied.* Hey! Who let that Kraken in?
Marvelous work, Keoonik! Here's your first weeks payment. *A half-orc from the Grizzlepaw Clan gives Keoonik a large sack of jewels that I found in a sahuagin cave (unaware that these very jewels belong to her family and that the sahuagin I slew had stolen them in the first place).* As you can see, I only have regular fish (and not any large varieties) so if you could help me obtain some non-intelligent aquatic magical creatures (like a sea serpent and a bunyip) and larger normal creatures (such as a gar, some sharks and yes definitely a great white whale) that would be very helpful thank you.
You didn't escape, I let you out. Why do you think your rampage caused you to go through dark folk territory? All of them drow, duergar, svirfelbin, creepers, slayers and stalkers had been planning on causing trouble and you were the only one able to stop them. *Claps hands to change the subject.* Right folks, I am hiring aquatic people to help maintain the three aquariums the menagerie has. Deep folk hybrids would be nice as we can make you 'part of the enclosure'.
*Addresses the menagerie staff.* OK guys, I think we may have to put a colosium of sorts in the heart of the menagerie to entice people to come. Besides, it let's our star attractions (especially Bloodfang) let off some steam. *Notices a grim reaper in the (currently empty) dark land exhibit.* What are you doing in there? This place is for wild animals and magical creatures of low level intelligence only. *Grim reaper gives it's gone chilling response.* Ah, I see, you're here to be safe from GoatToucher. Well, there's no guarantees but he processes no interest in zoos what so ever from what I recall.
Dodos! That's something I haven't put in the menagerie yet! *Speaks with one of the Burning Rose Clan.* Go and find out where the largest and most environmentally stable population of dodo birds are and bring some back. Contact the Iron Federation Drone to see if he (it?) can convince The Golden Raptor to lend it's aid again.
I'll handle the paperwork, thanks again for your support. *Signs all of the necessary documents.* OK everyone, it's time to begin quarantine. *Worgen from the Red Fury Clan, orcs from the White claw Clan and various individuals from the Grizzlepaw Clan (along with some storm giants) in full armour quickly rush in and sedate all the dinosaurs (especially Bloodfang), then comes the decontamination process followed by the application of the collars of obedience and finally the dinosaurs get put into the appropriate enclosures.* Now that that's done, I focus on a few less dangerous animals. Let's start with... *Gets given a document.* Hello, what's this? *Reads the document.* So, those Grey Maidens finally came up with a name for themselves. They call themselves the Order of the Burning Rose (I think I will call them the Burning Rose Clan) and the emblem that they are using is a red rose surrounded by a golden flame on a grey background. And apparently they wish to serve solely as bodyguards to the Red Fury Clan. Cool, sounds OK to me.
You honour me most graciously, Grandpa Wonderbra, while it's true that I wanted manage a zoo of sorts ultimately it's a gift from me to you. *Bows low and most humbly.* Now if you'll please excuse me. *Goes to punch Vidmaster7 in the beard (I don't think he has a face) only to see Uncle Teddy punch him already and got Vidmaster7 conscripted into service as head poop cleaner and stress reliever for the animals should they need surgery and can't have anesthetic.* Most impressive, Uncle Teddy!
*Uses ship to/from ground communicator.* Golden Raptor, this is Huff and Puff, bring the cargo over to the large building with the heavily fenced courtyard. You can't miss it, it's North of the menagerie and the courtyard has a large X marked on the ground. That is the quarantine area, where all new cargo goes to be prepared for display. The team are already on standby for you.
LOOK OUT, THE DIRE BEAR ESCAPED! *A very large, mean looking bear with saber-teethed canines comes runningthrough roaring ferociously and promptly bowels Pulg over and tramples the guy, killing him before being captured, having it's collar of obedience on it and put in it's enclosure.* The creature managed to break free during it's time in quarantine. I hope everyone is OK... Oh, never mind. Alright guys, let's clean this mess up *points to what remains of Pulg* and start working on the artic animal exhibit. Just remember that we have a 'hot and cold' section in the enclosure for the group of rhemoraz to help gell it in with the exhibit that displays the animals that live in a volcanic environment (including those that dwell in the Plane of Fire). *Sees a shipment of four gargantuan crates arrives, gets excited.* Excellent, they're here.
I tell you what, you two. I'll have them all! Iron Federation Drone, gather as many dinosaurs as you can (herbivores mostly) and one t-rex (the biggest, most vicious one you can find). Game Hamster, contact your guy, get the best tarrasque he has got (all he needs to make sure is that it's a mindless, neutral beast). Don't worry about the other two creatures, I was already working on a way to acquire both.
Ah, allow me to explain my post. Basically, the star attraction enclosure is a SEPARATE exhibit to all the others (although 'lesser' creatures can 'coexist' with them) and is home to one (and only one) beast of huge size and violent nature that serves as a 'centre piece' (like a radiant vase of beautiful flowers on a lavish dining room table) and I don't know whether to have a dinosaur, giant frog monster, a giant ape (I meant to say Mega Primatus) or a magical beast with a super hard shell. Also, you can keep the rubber Tarzan. Wild animals only please.
*Sets up an information board on sand whales outside their enclosure.* OK, the sand whales are in their enclosure. And the brilliant thing is, even though they are on their own, sand whales are so peaceful that there is no need for the magic collars of obedience that the other creatures require to behave themselves. *Looks over to another enclosure.* I wonder how the jungle exhibit is doing. *Studies and notes down the current list of creatures.* Right, so we have: a pack of krenshars, a group of treants (jungle variety), a flock of parrots and a colony of monkeys. That's a very good start, I can't wait to see what we can add. Now what is the star attraction going to be? I am torn between the following four creatures: a Tyrannosaurus Rex, a froghemoth, a Mega Primaries and a Tarrasque (the wild variety not the intelligent kind).
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