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Liberty's Edge

*drive-by shoots a Port-Salut*


Kileanna wrote:
That's because you were gone.

*Vidmaster7 is where the action is at*


*Pops out from the bushes and shanks a rabbit*

FOOD!!!

Scarab Sages

*pops down from tree next to bushes and hits Poog with carnival mallet*

DOOF!!!


See^ I arrive and now action^


*Sneaks up behind Vid armed with pair of shears, eyeing his magnificent wild mane and beard*


*Sneak attacks The Phantom Burglar!*

No one messes with the beard

*Vanishes*


{pops down from tree next to bushes and hidden strikes IHIYC with carnival mullet} AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!


*eats the sm**f*


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*Drinks a bottle of white spirit laced with ketamine and ayahuasca, then sets fire to Goblin Kid, attaches him to a sharpened motorcycle chain and swings him around, while ice-skating across a thinly frozen lake during the first thaw*


This will do, but when is the cheese-mauling on next?


{targets Pulg with wand of polymorph into any cheese} Omelettus du fromage!


Yes ill take one win and one cheese omelette.


You seem to be trying to acquire a cheese omelette. Would you like some help with that?


I don't know do you got about three-fiddy?

Scarab Sages

*out-gambles a Sleightlett till it is left penniless*


*rescues the smurf from the spinning Goblin*
Ya'll need to be more smurfy!!


Every day the smurfs move further way from the light of papa smurf.


May the light of his smurf ever schtroumpf in your hearts.

Dark Archive

Too many of them!
*Pulls Azrael out*
You know what you have to do.


Good thing the whole SMUR.. o wait yeah that was just a phase.

Scarab Sages

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Sumer? It may have been a phase, but hey, it was one that lasted at least a thousand years!


Was that a GOT reference?

Scarab Sages

Umm...no, it was a world history joke. I don't know what GOT stands for, unless it's "God-kings On the Tigris," in which case it might work!


Interesting I pretty sure there was a line from one of those books that went that way. maybe he stole it from wherever you got it. whats the world history reference?

Scarab Sages

Vidmaster7, am I going to have to have a 'talk' with your teachers? One where I have to bring Skiron along?

Dark Archive

Oh, felicity! I am ALWAYS up for a hands-on discussion of improving our travestic education system! *begins sharpening weapons....*


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Vidmaster7, am I going to have to have a 'talk' with your teachers? One where I have to bring Skiron along?

I wish you would. After high school I felt in college that I was pretty well learning everything from scratch. And I never took a history class in college. History of religion But That is different information. Sad thing is I was doing Straight A's in high school learned everything they taught me apparently. Kind of a joke right? I did have two history classes but the teacher was a joke. I can say I got nothing from it and still once again made an A. I guess that is easy when your not being taught anything.


If you're looking for Beard Inspiration, the Sumerians are a pretty good place to start.


Or you could join the club of Beards of Evil.

Scarab Sages

The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
Or you could join the club of Beards of Evil.

If that doesn't sound like an organization that would have been founded in Ancient Sumer, I hardly know what does.


I bet they're the super organisation behind the Committee of 300, the Inner Druid Council, the Illuminati, the Black Nobility of Europe, the Trilateral Commission, the Milk Marketing Board and the Clitheroe Rotary Club!


The Fiend Fantastic wrote:
Or you could join the club of Beards of Evil.

Northern Conservative Droskari Five Kings Mountains Region Beards of Evil of -5293 AR, or Northern Conservative Droskari Five Kings Mountains Region Beards of Evil of -4987 AR?


Du-Dum. Du-Dum.

Sovereign Court

Get that shark! I don't think it's a megalodon but it is certainly bigger than most great white sharks.

*Many deep folk hybrids and shore men arrive and set up a perimeter with nets at the ready.*

Remember, don't hurt it or kill it, but for everyone's safety (including it's own) it needs to be captured and put in the menagerie.

*Storm giants stand by in case they are needed.*


Hmph! Not enough meat on their bones. And who wants frostbite?

*Swims away


{points at ball of filthy socks} Ha-ha! Another victory for my Blue Pugwampho Shark Repellent!

{returns to dancing the Pugwamptusi}


That think charlie sheen used to say.


The Blue Pugwampho wrote:

{points at ball of filthy socks} Ha-ha! Another victory for my Blue Pugwampho Shark Repellent!

{returns to dancing the Pugwamptusi}

Nobody can do the BLUEY! like I do

Nobody can do the PUGAWUG! like I do
Nobody can do the WAMPALOO! like I do
Nobody can do the RYSKY! like I do...


Nice


Or not nice; depends on your perspective.


I guess you would have a different perspective then most close to the ground no way of looking up.


His perspective is overshadowed by the Collected Works of Lord Byron, too, by the looks of things.


Wait you can make out what it says their?

Scarab Sages

*puts on jeweler's loupe*

Yes, it says...Vidmaster7 Is A Dork, VOL IV-IX, and the second one says Vidmaster7 Is A Dork, Was Always A Dork, And Will Always Be A Dork: The Complete Unabridged Nobel-Winning Thesis, VOL. I-III.

That's some pretty heavy reading, right there.


Ouch Harsh burn but that's OK I forgive you. >.>


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

*puts on jeweler's loupe*

Yes, it says...Vidmaster7 Is A Dork, VOL III-IX, and the second one says Vidmaster7 Is A Dork, Was Always A Dork, And Will Always Be A Dork: The Complete Unabridged Nobel-Winning Thesis, VOL. I-II.

That's some pretty heavy reading, right there.

*Back stabs IHIYC with the good dagger with the special poison*

Ok now I forgive you

*Vanishes*

Scarab Sages

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*looks down at impaled chest*

You gave me the special poison?

I have no words. I'm touched. I didn't know you felt that way about me....


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

*looks down at impaled chest*

You gave me the special poison?

I have no words. I'm touched. I didn't know you felt that way about me....

Only the best poisons for IHIYC.


Sure!

*Pours poison into IHIYC's drink*

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