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The blessing of St Sebastian be upon you all. woah woah WOAH fella, I'm not sure if this is an approved by sebastian (our multi-colored equine god) message.
The problem is that once the political message goes out these days, anyone not agreeing is immediately called paranoid and a conspiracy theorist. It does not paint a pretty picture for the future of certain countries that this is the case. YA DAMNED RIGHT BOSS!
Losers.But Sebastian, You Are A Champion Too. There Is A Whole Thread About It Here. Ergo It Must Be True. Your Publicist Should Really Be On Top Of These Things, Fellow Champion. On it. I keep Union Hours.
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Rainbow colored nuggets of Sebastiatic Wisdom, designed to enlighten our minds through discussion. A veritable four legged buddha, this is clearly the great Sebastian's version of the Lotus Sermon. read and heed, bi@#$@#.
You're just mad I finished the tequila and only shared with the pony. >:PThe fiasco was so funny. Who'd have thought that you guys would only have metric measuring tapes and couldn't find a conversion guide to standard! The results are still ambiguous, because I don't think that you're supposed to divide centimeters by a million to get feet...
You're just mad I finished the tequila and only shared with the pony. >:PThe fiasco was so funny. Who'd have thought that you guys would only have metric measuring tapes and couldn't find a conversion guide to standard! The results are still ambiguous, because I don't think that you're supposed to divide centimeters by a million to get feet... Silly bird, he told you that was tequila? AND the worm is supposed to be at the bottom of the bottle! Sebastian, he is a tricky one.
The fiasco was so funny. Who'd have thought that you guys would only have metric measuring tapes and couldn't find a conversion guide to standard! The results are still ambiguous, because I don't think that you're supposed to divide centimeters by a million to get feet... *flings brightly colored balls of tin foil in random directions* Shoo feathered fiend! The fiasco had little to do with the measuring and everything to do with you trying to "eat the worm"....
Now I understand. Just do yourself a favor and let your publisist in on it. You never know when the press will get wind of it and villifiy you or heaven forbid your medical staff talk. *ahem* The real magic horn, is his penis. It's something like an angler fish, give them the ol' lure n' skewer. Taste the rainbow, ladies. Disclaimer: Just be aware ladies, if you've survived sex with Sebastian... you haven't had SEX with Sebastian. Sebastian Co. accepts no responsibility for any bodily harm, injury, or psychosis developed while "tasting the rainbow"
This is Sebastian's Publicist reporting on the scene of Natalie Portman's new live film adaptation of the 80's cult classsic "Unico". Rumor's abound of her involvement with Co-Star Sebastian, the friendly, multi-colored Unicorn playing the role of Unico. At 8 this morning, this reporter witnessed Natalie Portman leaving Sebastian's trailer, walking distinctly bow-legged and covered head to toe in what a bystander described as "a hideos mix of mushed skittles and what must have been buckets of glitter from the local chippendales". Sebastian hasn't been available for comment, but this reporter overheard Natalie Portman as she limped away from his trailer singing the following song.... "Apocalypse pony, it's my @#$%ing pony, don't you dare touch it, I'll @#$%ing kill you...." Previous reports had cast Sebastian in the role of a "persistent unwanted admirer", but this reporter postulates that maybe, just maybe, it was Natalie Portman with a case of Unicorn Fever. As always, Sebastian's PR camp had only the following to say; "Haters gonna hate"
Uh, you guys have tons of protectionist measures in place... try selling softwood lumber into the states.. Sure thing boss.
I would be happy to sponsor Sebastian's Pretty Flaming Pitchfork line, for a *reasonable* fee.Sir, you appear to be a reasonable salesman and I was wondering if I might inquire about, for a very reasonable fee, putting a small multi-hued imprint of a defiantly posed unicorn on your product? It's for a good cause, sir.What models of pitchforks are available? Do you happen to have the UStick-it Pitchfork with the Polycarbide Handle and Carbon Polymer Fork? If so, count me in for two!!! Excellent! URGENT NEWS RELEASE A new deal was just brokered between Sebastian Inc. and The Pitchfork Salesmen TM for Mairkurion's standard rate (three vials of Floursecent Adolescence). Old school stuff: Oh old school d and d, how I miss you.
Hookers are indeed the temple at which we worship, and blow is our sacrament. Come one, come all, all ye non-believers to the ways of Sebastian. Bring all the blow you can carry. Bring the pakistani girl, we'll put on a Unicorn Show.
Some people play wrongly. But you're playing the wrong GAME! Improbable sir. Sebastian is never wrong, and as Sebastian's duly appointed speaker (much like the church is the "perfect bride of christ" I am most assuredly the "Perfect bride of being right all the time". Ipso Facto, YOU sir, are playing the game of error. I do feel obliged to remind you that we both just lost the game. I can only assume that you figured it a small price to pay for the smiting of your enemies.
What models of pitchforks are available? Do you happen to have the UStick-it Pitchfork with the Polycarbide Handle and Carbon Polymer Fork? If so, count me in for two!!! Sir, you appear to be a reasonable salesman and I was wondering if I might inquire about, for a very reasonable fee, putting a small multi-hued imprint of a defiantly posed unicorn on your product? It's for a good cause, sir.
What happened to that new guy I hired to keep you groomed? What was his name? Gruuuu? Dude needs to take another crack at your tail and hindquarters.Yeah, Sebastian Prime trotted up the rainbow bridge into the sun and absorbed it, all the while screaming "Taste the rainbow, B@#$%!" and mastering a green lantern ring. Sebastian Prime will never be wrong again.Any interest in being a publicist? I'd like to put out a press release with this statement. Last I checked, Skaven leadership is only a 5. This thread has derailed horribly. We're not glorfying Sebastian nearly enough.
PRESS RELEASE Did you know; Sebastian Prime trotted up the rainbow bridge into the sun and absorbed it, all the while screaming "Taste the rainbow, B@#$%!" and mastering a green lantern ring. Sebastian Prime will never be wrong again. Taken from a nearby thread, earlier today in paizoland. Heard it here second folks.
THEY ARE RUMORED TO BE LARGE, GREEN, AND REGENERATIVE....Hey, watch it there, bub...ah, Trolls...you mean trolls. Very well, carry on. Just try to be a bit more sensitive with your description. You might want to specify that you don't mean big sexy green men, just to avoid confusion. Have no fear, Sir, Sebastian loves/emits all colors of the rainbow. Have you not benefited from his recent "green" initiative?
Reporting for duty, my many-hued equestrian overlord!Good work publicist! Haters gonna hate indeed, sir.
What happened to that new guy I hired to keep you groomed? What was his name? Gruuuu? Dude needs to take another crack at your tail and hindquarters.Yeah, Sebastian Prime trotted up the rainbow bridge into the sun and absorbed it, all the while screaming "Taste the rainbow, B@#$%!" and mastering a green lantern ring. Sebastian Prime will never be wrong again.Any interest in being a publicist? I'd like to put out a press release with this statement. We're not taking comments about that right now... gruu left Sebastian's Horsey Innovations Team over artistic differences. |
