Schadenfreudian's page

And how long have you been seeing words, hmmm?

Was that a general existential argh, a specifically provoked argh, or an involuntary reflex argh?

Really?

quibblemuch wrote:

My college degree was in mathematics. I studied a much wider range of fields. There wasn’t a major in Quibbling, but I would’ve taken highest honors if there had been.

I...see...

Spoken like a true Psychology major... *strokes chin*

Und if ze egg vere shpinning, vould ve have discovered psychoanalyzis sooner?

Scintillae wrote:

The real triumph of conditioning is that every time someone mentions Pavlov, we think of dogs.

I hadn't thought of penis mother it that way before.

*strokes chin thoughtfully*

MMCJawa wrote:

I find it incredibly relaxing to do water changes on my 3 fish tanks, often with aquarium podcasts going on in the background

I used to have recurring dreams that I owned a basement that had dozens of aquariums (aquaria?) that I had had to let someone else care for while I was away. I had this dream for years and suddenly I just stopped having it. I wonder what it meant.

*strokes chin suggestively*

Master Pugwampi wrote:

Perhaps he meant a nautical bow, as in everyone will eventually go to the front of the ship? If so, I don't get the metaphorical reference.

Ahhhh, his Freudian Slip is showing. Quibblemodeus knows he's not the real power in Heck; he's only a figurehead.

Und vat is zis invatuation und obsezzion mit heads?

*strokes chin vigorously*

Sigmund Freud. But only because he reminds me of my mother.

Das ist mein schtick! You bist zo zued.

*strokes chin thoughtfully; hands out card*

Yo mama's so Freudian, once a month she has a latency period.

BigNorseWolf wrote:

its not like philosophy matters... :)

And how does that make you feel about your mother?

Yo mama's so Freudian, when she sits around the house, it's a Rorschach.

BigNorseWolf wrote:

its not like philosophy matters... :)

And how does that make you feel about your mother?

Yo mama's so Freudian, when she sit around the house, somehow it's still all about your junk.

And how does that make you feel about your mother?

No.

Let me tell you how it makes me feel about your mother...

Nonzenze! Everyone knows ze baby is a zymbol of ze phallus. It's a zimple zsychoanalytic fact.

Schrodinger's Dice wrote:

Alternatively, the nature of reality could be contingent on the narrative framework with which an observer approaches it. Expect Standard Model particles? All your experiments show Standard Model particles. Expect elemental planes? Your wizardry shows elemental planes.

The wave function collapses in weirder ways than we can imagine... or perhaps it collapses as we imagine.

Except that we (the humans of Earth) weren't expecting anything when we started looking at the world in detail and we found subatomic particles, so clearly your expectations do not shape what you see.

This presumes that expectation is a phenomenon of consciousness. But it is possible that the expectation that shapes empirical observation never rises to the level of conscious awareness. Also, seeing alpha particles certainly means one wants to shtupp one's mother.

What does that have to do with anything?

*strokes chin thoughtfully*

Are you zaying zhat zometimes ein hamster ist just ein hamster?

*strokes chin even more thoughtfully*

Gott in Himmel!

*strokes beard ferociously*

*eyes caret at end of post above; strokes chin meaningfully*

*strokes chin meaningfully*

Und vhy is it zhat you feel ze shpear, he may need love?

*strokes beard meaningfully*