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Telling your suitcase that you're not going on vacation this year can be tough. Emotional baggage is the worst. Yes but it's imperative it's taken care of. The baggage can pile up, if untended, and the sobbing will echo through your psychic senses for weeks before you naturally learn to drown it out. Better to just settle the problem early. The tags aren't that hard to find, most of the time.
Well, that's horrifying. Let us never speak of this again.
A victory for good taste.
*Nat 20! successfully resists urge to go into Jung's collective unconscious theory* Theory shmeory. Just step into the Brain Tumbler here and I'll let you see the Collective Unconscious firsthand.
Are you a Tumblr admin? Censors are a natural part of a healthy psyche, hunting down rogue thoughts and mental intruders to defend the intellectual pathways of the mind. They are a key and integral piece in the natural function of the mental mainframe. Admittedly, if they get out of control, there can be... side effects... but that's... let's not talk about that right now. Or ever. It doesn't happen naturally anyway, or at least, almost never.
Figments, begone!
Your puny psychic powers are no match for the Power Of The Dark Side!!!Ice cream has bent far more spoons than psychics.Real psychics don't typically bother with that whole bending-spoons thing. Our training regimen starts with blowing up tiffany lamps and jumping through mindscapes and goes up from there. While I don't necessarily approve, Morceau did invent brain-piloted psychic-powered battle-tanks. I'd say that gives an edge.
Ice cream has bent far more spoons than psychics. Real psychics don't typically bother with that whole bending-spoons thing. Our training regimen starts with blowing up tiffany lamps and jumping through mindscapes and goes up from there.
Well, I suppose it might be just extending the GM predictions on how players might react, which I have some rudimentary form off, so it's not as if I suddenly gain a totally new ability.Yes. It develops during your first pregnancy or during the adoption process for your first child (whichever comes first). It's part of the restructuring your brain does to accommodate the second pair of eyes that grow into the back of your head.Do I get that when I become a mom? Cos I don't feel very psychic at the moment.Crookshanks has learned a very valuable lesson about the futility of trying to hide stuff from her mother.Doesn't she know? All mothers are psychic. It's a similar development, just more primitive. There's a few other situations besides parenthood that can trigger full development, but many of those are still in the theoretical phase due to lack of evidence. I wonder if I can convince Psychonaut HQ this is important enough to deserve a grant...
Do I get that when I become a mom? Cos I don't feel very psychic at the moment.Crookshanks has learned a very valuable lesson about the futility of trying to hide stuff from her mother.Doesn't she know? All mothers are psychic. Yes. It develops during your first pregnancy or during the adoption process for your first child (whichever comes first). It's part of the restructuring your brain does to accommodate the second pair of eyes that grow into the back of your head.
You INTJs freak me out…is there anything you won’t do For Science?=PI prefer for social science. It's less explodey, but it's subtle enough that you can make it last forever before people catch on. On the other hand, it's not so great for stress relief. Explosions can be very good for that. I have the test results right here to prove it.
So, if you put a baiting thread up that isn't so funny in retrospect and delete it after someone comments (it wasn't as funny written out as it appeared in my head), in turn forcefully causing them to be the one who is naked per the first post is naked rule, is that some kind of assault via message board? No, that is what we call a "Reverse Ghost Post". In the past, in eon days of yore when the Paizo forum was young and clunkier and held together more with duct tape than bolts, younger FAWTL threads would be plagued with phantasms and figments of spectral posts, invisible to the naked eye within the thread at first, but clearly recorded as extant by the "latest post by" announcement and "(X new)" links. The posts could be made to appear by replying to them, but quite often they would appear surprisingly, their existence unnoticed until after a reply had already been written to what seemed like a current conversation but was actually somewhat outtimed. In the years since, The Postmonster as he is known has ceased the birthing of these apparitions; thus, their like only occurs in the rare occasion, such as you have done, of a post being deleted after being replied to. (Or perhaps not-so-rare, in the case of moderator action. Don't look at me, I'm a psychic, not an internet sociologist.)
I believe you're looking for the "I have issues" thread. Or your pants. Good God, man.
A victory for good taste.
Fnord is the purpose of the goggles.
But not up with pants, because that is not only painful but also looks ridiculous. Middling pants is about right.
So long as you've got the signed waiver, my ass is covered.
I can get someone in for cleanup. Just step into this machine here....
I suppose I should get the Brain Tumbler warmed up.
I do, and as I feared with a name like that, I wish I didn't. The next poster is about to take their first ride on the Brain Tumbler.
Pain, we can do pain. How about a few thousand amps of psychic trauma? Oh, so that is brain matter leaking out of your ears.
I've delved into the deepest depths of the human psyche to unlock the secrets of telekinetic power and I've still never before seen this level of nonsense.
You will learn to control these emotions, focus them, concentrate then, and release them. As firepower. Say something hideous and horrible jumps out at you. Something so disgusting that it simply must die... I control those feelings, focus them, concentrate, and... Release! *tiffany lamps around the vicinity shatter violently* ...And the world is a better place. A victory for good taste.
Figments! Figments everywhere!
I'm actually prohibited from putting my hands inside my pockets. Weapon concealment is not permitted.I can't wear hats for that same reason. My mind's a weapon. Funny thing happened to the last guy I heard say that....
No, but you might feel a slight sucking sensation followed by vertigo.
Psychic powers hmm? I have something I'd like you to try....
Sails then?
It's not that simple, really. Obviously you have to account for distance issues and range of capacity, and the majority of the time unless you're in a highly-concentrated psychic locale - such as here in Whispering Rock - you'll never have more than one or two true psychics in the vicinity of entire cities. Secondly you're not properly attuned to the Brain Tumbler yet. Let me fix that and then we can start this over from the beginning. I'll need to see your signed wavier first though. Need to make sure my ass is covered, just in case. Speaking of, put on some pants, man, for the love of God.
You've all had your waivers signed before participating in the Brain Tumbler Experiment, correct? Good. My ass is covered. Hold on to something.
Well if you're so interested, you might as well help me test my new invention.
That, madam, is an Apathy Elemental. A living - if that's the proper word for it - concentrated, semi-animate conglomeration of distilled universal lethargy. It is to entropy, inaction, and inertia what other elementals are to their respective components. And much like its origin nature, it is prone to very little activity, attention, or consideration. It simply exists not to care. The next poster will be my next volunteer to participate in my Brain Tumbler Experiment.
I'll take that risk, if we mundanes don't stop them now, they'll eventually form the Psi Corps and try to take over the Earth Alliance.Beware of pissing off vegans. They've got psionic powers.Yeah there is a big difference between asking "Did you see X toss a molotov cocktail at the hockey riot" and "have you ever seen X with a copy of Atlas Shrugged" or "who do you see at the hipster organo/vegan/wheatfree anarchist lounge/whole foods on a regular basis".Depends on what they're asking. If, for example, they're not asking questions that could exonerate people, but just want the names of all the people she knows in anarchist circles, then not answering is a principled act. Think the McCarthy hearings. Close but not quite.
Are the PCs trapped in the bottle? There's an amazing adventure to be played.Revenge of the Micronauts! Close enough. I approve.
Morning from my Monday Mocha, you crazy FAWTLers.I'm fairly certain I'm actually the only sane one here. Either that or I really am crazy and you're all figments of my imagination. Figments tend to be more ... colorful, actually.
My phone needs to stop ringing long enough to EAT MY DAMN BACON....Your phone wants to eat your bacon? Cruller....!
Someone keeps pushing the Big Red Button marked "Do Not Press". Of course, we knew all along this would happen. It was part of the test.
*click* *click* *click* Brain Tumbler is online.
Spectral anomalies detected!
Is it a spectral canine?
We'll take it. It's not every day you encounter a psychoreactive ship.
Sometimes I think I might be psychic. Step here in front of the Brain Tumbler and we'll confirm that. You may experience a slight falling sensation. Or pass out. You did sign your waiver, correct?
Seriously Freehold when you take care of the rat take a picture and post it on FB ;-) There are just some things that one could live a thorough and pleasant lifetime without ever needing to see.
By the way, we have detected spectral anomalies in communications queues. Just so you know. EDIT: *points up* Like that one.
It sounds like you're talking about the jungian collective unconscious. As much as I would love the idea that we're all psychically connected and thus on some level telepathic, it sounds like complete hokum to me. You just lack the capacity to tap into the wavelength. Here, let me activate the Brain Tumbler. It should help redirect your subconscious.
~glides through the thread, sad at knowing that the apparition has not been needed lately~ Ooooooo!!!! ~more spooky sounds~
Show yourselves apparitions!
Searching for phantasmal documentation. Phantasms discerned!
*sets a Tiffany lamp in the thread* *turns* AUGH. *PSYBLAST* Where did that come from?! |
