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The next poster is...THE LEGOMANIAC.


Was and still would be if had enough income.

The next poster is also a legomaniac

Would have been if my parents would have bought me some. (Still had a happy childhood without them.)

The next poster will tell us something about their happy childhood.

I still have the slagged remains of my decapitated toy soldiers around here somewhere. What fun!

The next poster has too much boring and not enough burning.

Yes i do, where'd you get that info?

There's too much low-sin arrivals for the moment that punishment is of such low quality it bores me, there should be more people who deserve a regular burning.

The next poster had his ass handed to him/her by Erastil.



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A great mechanical beast with the power to destroy a god??? Truly, this is the halcyon of the clockwork mage's Art! How could one such as I resist?

The next poster shall join me for a wondrous pot of tea!

Remember me? I'm the voice in your head that tells you what's going on. Tea is quite nice though.

The next poster will provide a body for me to possess to have a tea party with Tvashtri

I'd offer mine but it's too full, but I might have some extra ones lying around. Would a goldfish do?

The next poster is really a supervillian with the worse power of all time in disguise.

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The next poster will vanquish this evil

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I have here a blender to mess you up with. I then feed it to...nothing, i just ditch it in the lavapit.

The next poster was found trolling IHIYC to the point of sanity.

Dark Archive

U mad bro?

The next poster renders him insane again

Silver Crusade

*Tickle-Stick Closet Clown*

*Give New Face Now Share Cactus With Friends*

I new it! I new it was you! Change me back! Now! Cactus? Fine, wait I have no friends, change me back! No don't leave! Grrrr...

The next poster will change me back

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POOF! I change your back into a Qing Dynasty table. You're welcome.

The next poster has a steering wheel in their pants, but it's not there for the reason we may have heard elsewhere.

I have a lot of things in my pants of many pockets.

The next poster knows a lot of the other things in those pockets.

Yes, but I won't tell. Everyone has their secrets. Although I do have one question - how did you get that in there? It's too big to fit through the opening of any pocket and it's alive.

The next poster knows exactly what I'm talking about.

Dark Archive

Pockets of Devouring are illegal in 47 states. Don't worry, it'll be are little secret.

The next poster fell victim to this pocket and his spirit will try to Sue.

Sovereign Court





I'll have your money next week, which, one notes, was the agreed upon date. I have never been late with a payment in five years of association, and frankly I am a bit offended at the suggestion that would not fulfill my obligations.

The next poster knows what I spent the money on.

I do, and as I feared with a name like that, I wish I didn't.

The next poster is about to take their first ride on the Brain Tumbler.

I did and it was boring. All it did was knock a few loose screws back into place. And I was really enjoying my insanity until then.

The next poster has successfully crossbred owls and bears in the real world without the use of magic and will share with us the results.

yes but instead of the monster we're familiar with, it's small bear with wings.

The next post discovered that Star Wars is real and the Empire has come to our galaxy.

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Muckle darmed cultists!

Next poster knows where they done took my wee men!

Ah well, after cutting them off, they took your b@lls to the casino down the street.

The next poster was "nice" and wrecked said casino to get the old man's balls back.

I don't know why someone handed me an old man's balls

The next poster is leading a pack of dwarves to a gentleman's establishment.

Dark Archive

They die along the way of course.

The next poster eats their corpses.

Shadow Lodge

i cant

im already dead

s0 is the next p0ster

Ah, no, the name's Fiend, i don't know any1 by the name of s0.

The next poster knows IHIYC's true origins.

It's true...don't ever microwave an out of date Twinkies and eat it.

The next poster was a real life person played portrayed by Nick Cage in Kick Ass.

Yes, and I still want to know if the "Pen is Mightier" works.

The next poster has something -very- interesting in his/her pocket.

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The Vug that I coaxed out from Under the Rug - Wockets are social animals, and need company.

The top of the next poster's head is considered a sacred site for tiny druids.

I just woke up and they were there! Huzzah!

The next poster fell off the floating island.

By the 9 layers, the view was so impressive, yet the wind is particularly strong there. I was happy i had a ring of FLY with me, so i could portal away in mid air.

The next poster owns a skybarge and will share some info of its adventures. (sort of zeppelin)

Dark Archive

Day 1. Uneventful
Day 2. See day 1
Day 3. See day 2

The next poster had some exciting adventures on some other airship

The Leviathan was quite the mastercraft. The British have done excellently with their unique biotechnology.

The next poster however is more of a Clanker aficionado.

The Clanker was fascinating jump in technology.....

The next poster is obsessed with post apocalyptic steam punk.

I have all sorts of superfluous gears and whatnot on my football shoulder pads, and I wear a top hat while driving my dune buggy through the wasteland.

The next poster had a problem related to pork products.

Not quite as Spanky and his bacon, but I could eat pork chops almost every day.

The next poster feels the same about fowl products.

Liberty's Edge

They aren't!

The next poster has a long way to fall.

Dark Archive

Not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards.

The next poster has misplaced something of great importance.

I know I left my shoto I remember!

The next poster has my shoto in his/her back.

Sure, it's in my backpack.
But i'm not giving it back.

The next poster is delivering said shoto to an armory over in Vudra.

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Pathfinder Battles Case Subscriber; Pathfinder Maps, Pathfinder Accessories Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

I confess, I did make the arrangements. krevon should have paid homage to his Ninja Lord.

The next poster was blasted to smitherines and survived (if you can call that survival).

They had the technology, they could've made me better....they didn't I am now the 20gp Ninja.

The next poster can't figure out what that smell is.

What is it?! What Is It?! WHAT IS IT?! WHAT IS IT?! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!


No, no. Sorry - what I said was, I've laid a trail of 20 year old Dungeons, in order to lure Grognards in my Grognard pit. Seems to be working.

The next poster has Certain Plans for the Grognards referenced above.

I have made a facebook page called Gognards Unite, we are also applying for tax exempt status.

After a life time of trial and error the next poster has created an elixir of immortality....or was it the anti-life equation?

Why not both?! Then we'll put them in a gas form and spray 'em through the streets of Absalom. Just to see what happens!

Next poster, what's wrong? Can't take a joke?!

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