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Quick, everyone who believes in psychokinesis - raise my hand!
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It's not that simple, really. Obviously you have to account for distance issues and range of capacity, and the majority of the time unless you're in a highly-concentrated psychic locale - such as here in Whispering Rock - you'll never have more than one or two true psychics in the vicinity of entire cities.
Secondly you're not properly attuned to the Brain Tumbler yet. Let me fix that and then we can start this over from the beginning. I'll need to see your signed wavier first though. Need to make sure my ass is covered, just in case.
Speaking of, put on some pants, man, for the love of God.
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I'm a boat. Pants would look silly on me.
Sails then?
Makes more sense.
What you call "hell" I call "home"!It was 78 degrees at 0600 today. I almost wept with joy!sounds like the first layer of hell.
That explains a lot.
You are like one of those Dragon Age walking corpses animated by demonic spirit, aren't you?
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good thing none called 911, things could have gotten ugly.I imagine that I looked too ridiculous to any onlookers to be mistaken for a burglar. I rather ungracefully flopped through the chest-high window. Fortunately, I did not have to break any glass - just pry off the screen and lift the window open.In reality, things are going fine. But sometimes even positive changes contribute to stress. Just needed to vent.but. .. you had to break in to your house. ... still, venting helps.Breaking into apartments in broad-daylight... in New York :O
At least now you know how easy/difficult it is to break-in. (Just in time to move)
To be fair, it is a gated apartment complex in a suburban town. In other areas, the windows would probably have locks (as well as grates if they were on the ground floor).
But yes, it is alarmingly simple to get into my apartment without a key.
What you call "hell" I call "home"!It was 78 degrees at 0600 today. I almost wept with joy!sounds like the first layer of hell.That explains a lot.
You are like one of those Dragon Age walking corpses animated by demonic spirit, aren't you?
The only animating spirit I have is an indwelling of cynicism, and I think that's beautiful weather to be envied.
Ah... Morning tea... Never mind its 1500.
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Ah... Morning tea... Never mind its 1500.
Then, afternoon tea. With cucumber sandwiches, egg & cress ones, small buns and a nice pot of tea.
No sandwiches.
And its morning if it's less than two hours since I got up.
Alright, time to be responsible. Later FAWTLfolk.
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Thirdly, during our Kingmaker session last night, I almost killed my brother's character. That'll learn him to run ahead of the rest of the party!! Lucky for him, the giant tick wasn't doing bite damage while it grappled him - just sucking blood.
Never underestimate mites. They may have s%~@ for hit points, but their vermin friends can be brutal.
That dungeon was such a blast for my group.
Mikmek the kobold survived a critical hit from the giant centipede, forever cementing his reputation as a badass to the rest of the party. He later became their Royal Executioner/Assassin.
The Oracle in my group got a crit card on the tick that switched placed with it. So suddenly she's standing with the chief on her shoulders and the rest of the party has the tick right in their midst. Everybody suddenly freaked out. Then the barbarian kicked it into the (now dead) centipede's chasm.
And the whole time I was doing this incredibly annoying "Nyyyyoooooooan" voice for the mites to illustrate how pathetic they looked and sounded. My players hate that voice to this day.
If I remember rightly, this was the beginning of the long string of "Oops I crit" "Oh no not again" random magic effects.
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wha?Whats a action girl? Says the Witcher has scads of them.
Is that like the bow and arrow girl in Hungry Hungry Hippos or whatever that movie got called?
He's referring to Katniss from the Hunger Games.
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The only animating spirit I have is an indwelling of cynicism, and I think that's beautiful weather to be envied.What you call "hell" I call "home"!It was 78 degrees at 0600 today. I almost wept with joy!sounds like the first layer of hell.That explains a lot.
You are like one of those Dragon Age walking corpses animated by demonic spirit, aren't you?
78 at 6 AM portends terrible things. Unless it portended a cold front, and 78 was actually the high temperature for the day, then OK, except for maybe the tornadoes.
78 at 6 AM portends terrible things. Unless it portended a cold front, and 78 was actually the high temperature for the day, then OK, except for maybe the tornadoes.The only animating spirit I have is an indwelling of cynicism, and I think that's beautiful weather to be envied.What you call "hell" I call "home"!It was 78 degrees at 0600 today. I almost wept with joy!sounds like the first layer of hell.That explains a lot.
You are like one of those Dragon Age walking corpses animated by demonic spirit, aren't you?
I keep not noticing the 6 AM part.
That's not too far off from the low today here though.
Is that incoming headache that I feel? :/
If I remember rightly, this was the beginning of the long string of "Oops I crit" "Oh no not again" random magic effects.Thirdly, during our Kingmaker session last night, I almost killed my brother's character. That'll learn him to run ahead of the rest of the party!! Lucky for him, the giant tick wasn't doing bite damage while it grappled him - just sucking blood.
Never underestimate mites. They may have s%~@ for hit points, but their vermin friends can be brutal.
That dungeon was such a blast for my group.
Mikmek the kobold survived a critical hit from the giant centipede, forever cementing his reputation as a badass to the rest of the party. He later became their Royal Executioner/Assassin.
The Oracle in my group got a crit card on the tick that switched placed with it. So suddenly she's standing with the chief on her shoulders and the rest of the party has the tick right in their midst. Everybody suddenly freaked out. Then the barbarian kicked it into the (now dead) centipede's chasm.
And the whole time I was doing this incredibly annoying "Nyyyyoooooooan" voice for the mites to illustrate how pathetic they looked and sounded. My players hate that voice to this day.
Argh my mind thought ooops I crit it agian where is the brain bleach.
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Thirdly, during our Kingmaker session last night, I almost killed my brother's character. That'll learn him to run ahead of the rest of the party!! Lucky for him, the giant tick wasn't doing bite damage while it grappled him - just sucking blood.
Never underestimate mites. They may have s#*# for hit points, but their vermin friends can be brutal.
I almost killed our dwarf ranger with that tick. Heh heh heh.
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Thirdly, during our Kingmaker session last night, I almost killed my brother's character. That'll learn him to run ahead of the rest of the party!! Lucky for him, the giant tick wasn't doing bite damage while it grappled him - just sucking blood.
Never underestimate mites. They may have s%~@ for hit points, but their vermin friends can be brutal.
That dungeon was such a blast for my group.
Mikmek the kobold survived a critical hit from the giant centipede, forever cementing his reputation as a badass to the rest of the party. He later became their Royal Executioner/Assassin.
The Oracle in my group got a crit card on the tick that switched placed with it. So suddenly she's standing with the chief on her shoulders and the rest of the party has the tick right in their midst. Everybody suddenly freaked out. Then the barbarian kicked it into the (now dead) centipede's chasm.
And the whole time I was doing this incredibly annoying "Nyyyyoooooooan" voice for the mites to illustrate how pathetic they looked and sounded. My players hate that voice to this day.
I would squeal "DooooOOOOOOOOooooom!" in the highest pitched, most annoying voice I could manage when they used their doom ability.
It.....definitely stuck in my players' heads.
78 at 6 AM portends terrible things. Unless it portended a cold front, and 78 was actually the high temperature for the day, then OK, except for maybe the tornadoes.The only animating spirit I have is an indwelling of cynicism, and I think that's beautiful weather to be envied.What you call "hell" I call "home"!It was 78 degrees at 0600 today. I almost wept with joy!sounds like the first layer of hell.That explains a lot.
You are like one of those Dragon Age walking corpses animated by demonic spirit, aren't you?
I keep not noticing the 6 AM part.
That's not too far off from the low today here though.
see? Hell.
Thirdly, during our Kingmaker session last night, I almost killed my brother's character. That'll learn him to run ahead of the rest of the party!! Lucky for him, the giant tick wasn't doing bite damage while it grappled him - just sucking blood.
Never underestimate mites. They may have s%~@ for hit points, but their vermin friends can be brutal.
That dungeon was such a blast for my group.
Mikmek the kobold survived a critical hit from the giant centipede, forever cementing his reputation as a badass to the rest of the party. He later became their Royal Executioner/Assassin.
The Oracle in my group got a crit card on the tick that switched placed with it. So suddenly she's standing with the chief on her shoulders and the rest of the party has the tick right in their midst. Everybody suddenly freaked out. Then the barbarian kicked it into the (now dead) centipede's chasm.
And the whole time I was doing this incredibly annoying "Nyyyyoooooooan" voice for the mites to illustrate how pathetic they looked and sounded. My players hate that voice to this day.
I would squeal "DooooOOOOOOOOooooom!" in the highest pitched, most annoying voice I could manage when they used their doom ability.
It.....definitely stuck in my players' heads.
I never actually used that ability... I kept forgetting they had it.
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I'm supposed to have both these things done by the end of today, had planned to have them both done yesterday, and then of course I run into horrid problems that keep me from finishing either.
It's not looking good. :/
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Scintillae, you're wordless. Is there something wrong.
hi everyone,
regular DM can't make it today (again! grmph)
so I will DMing Lost Caverns again I will mingle in some Bestiary 3 Monsters to mix things up (friday grOup is still 3.5)
...searching for large enough glass...Whoa, hold on there, Inspector here, from the ... err ... International Bureau of Inspecting, yeah that's right. Here to check out your protocols, yeah. Here's my badge, can't dawdle, in a hurry see. Alright then, open up, yeah? Let's get this overwith, yeah?Punts Wheatley out of the way
Looks at Gipsy Danger
Wanna Go for a beer and jeagermeister?
Those water towers on the left look like the right size.
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*falls into the water tower*
Rawr!
*sputters*
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Yesterday, I finished making a list of the 414 most important gods of Planescape for my players as a reference (and, honestly, for myself as well. I keep forgetting how to type Blibdoolpoolp).
Did you know there are 21 different gods claiming power over the Sphere of War, but only one claming control over Pools? Talk about priorities!
And there are two Gods of Sleepiness.
** spoiler omitted **
There's loads of great French movies, but your right it's hard to find one without Daniel Auteuil.
Thanks, that can be the film at the next French film night :D
Make it a double feature with La Reine Margot. ;)
Hiya Crim-J. (That's your rapper-name, by the way.)
Must be Death Metal!
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Metal, must be METAL!!
...and with that gentlemen, I'm expecting wind, rain, and lightning tonight at work. Have a good one everybody and let the dice roll.
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We are metal, and we'll never die!
It's been a melancholy week, but I get to go shoot pool and drink with my friends.
Take care.
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It's been a melancholy week, but I get to go shoot pool and drink with my friends.
Take care.
may she rest peacefully.
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may she rest peacefully.It's been a melancholy week, but I get to go shoot pool and drink with my friends.
Take care.
+1
:(
Morning everyone.
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Morning! I've got a slight hangover to beat.