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Poog uses his last fire bolt to chip into the burning.

Before they leave, Poog grabs one of the things he doesn't know are pagodas, and tries to balance it on his head.

"Humans have weird hats.

Poog considers leaving Reta unconscious, but then remembers the dog upstairs. If she's around, it's more likely to eat her. Apparently she's tasty.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Poog lets off one more burst of fire at the frog.

Fire Bolt: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11 Minus combat penalties

Poog really doesn't want to be left alone with Lord Longtongue. He hits Chuffy with his wand.

EVERYBODY STOP DYING!

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Poog's action last round actually had to be draw the wand then cast CLW with that as I'd used my spell version earlier. Doesn't change much though. Also, my paladin who can't roll above a 12 is jealous of that frog.

While Poog would appreciate making his dogeslicer a frogslicer, he knows better after watching it munch on Chuffy and Reta. He backs away slowly, puts away his weapon, and sends a dart of fire at the amphibian.
Fire Bolt: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21 vs. touch AC.
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2

"We's the only ones allowed to make soup out of us!"

Moving away from the scary goblin, Poog puts his hand on Reta's massive head.

"Stop dying!"

Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

"Fear Zarongel's burny flames!", Poog says as he steps forward and unleashes a burst of flame on the goblin and the frog.

Burninating Hands: 1d4 ⇒ 3DC 13 half

Poog waddles into the room, weapon at the ready.

Poog gets ready, but lets Reuts go first.

"Safety Third!"

Yeah, they gave Poog a 3 charge wand of fireball. I used the first charge on the stirge contest. It would have been a shame to not use them all.

Poog will send Zarongel's magic dogslicer after the fleeing Ogre for its final round of existence. He won't pursue any more than that.

Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

"What we do about big thing down there? We's supposed to crunch birds now. Is it a bird?"

With the aid and the take 10, that would be one check automatically made. Taking 10 isn't good enough for the second, though. This would be my second round of actions since casting Divine Favor.
Climb2: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (9) - 2 = 7

As he splashes into the mud yet again, Poog mutters, "Zarongel, if you do this to me one more time, I'm gonna go worship Desna."

Not wanting to be outdone, Poog aims the last BOOM! he has squarely at the big guy.

5d6 ⇒ (3, 3, 4, 5, 6) = 21

Poog decides to mix things up from all the fire. Just for a little while.

"Eat magic dogeslicer, puppy!"

Spiritual Weapon Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 4 = 21
Damage: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

With a sigh, Poog makes his way up to Reta, and casts Cure Light Wounds on her.

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

"Now you need to give me boost so can get on the boat."

I'm happy where I am. Do you have those spell templates pre-built?

"Ready?" Poog asks, as he pulls out his wand. Before anyone can answer, he screams the command word, loosing a little red ball towards one of the other upstairs windows.

"BOOM!
GM, for the record, Poog's command words are Boom! (fireball), Bang! (sound burst), and Ouch! (CLW)

BOOM: 5d6 ⇒ (2, 3, 2, 3, 1) = 11 DC 14 reflex I believe

"Chuffy, if you wants to try and sneak in, you sneak. A wise goblin gave you potion so we don't have to worry about accidentally blow you up. If not, it's burning time."

Decidedly unhappy about being next to Reta, an angry dog, and a cloud of wasps, Poog waddles out of the mess as fast as his little legs will take him.

"Zarongel, this really isn't going great. Help a goblin out?" Poog says, while wiping off some of the mud.

Casting Divine Favor after moving away. Movement will presumably provoke.

"I don't think we can glue fire to them, Chuffy. Can we?"

Poog continues in Pig, "No one makes bakun unless I say they make bakun. And they give me some. You wants to be mighty chief-steed? Is better job than bakun."

Switching back to Goblin, he confers with the others. "Fire is good. Yes. Make them come outsides."

Is there a window/gap in ramshackle construction large enough to launch a fireball through?

"THROW IT AT THE DOG!" Poog screams in Reta's ear. He then jabs his dogslicer at the canine, elbowing Reta in the head as he does so.

Attack: 1d20 + 1 - 4 ⇒ (8) + 1 - 4 = 5

Poog will activate his ability to speak with animals.

In Pig "No squeal loud! We get you out. Tell about the big person."

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 1 = 19

Untrained Nature: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (10) - 1 = 9

Poog tries to sneakily move towards the boat, holding his flaming dogslicer in one hand, and wand of fireball in the other.

Stealth: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26

Poog continues to fumble with the ladder, trying to make his way up, with little success.

Climb1: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (10) - 2 = 8
Climb2: 1d20 - 2 ⇒ (10) - 2 = 8

Poog starts to make his way onto the boat, ready to slice some dogs.

"Dogs must die more!

Poog starts to imitate Retus' approach. Then he remembers having heard about the element of surprise, and decides to try and take advantage of it.

"SURPRISE!

Stealth: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (1) + 8 = 9

Yum! Poog hastily grabs the licorice. He also asks Retus for one of the green potions, hoping to find an opportunity to sneak some into Chuffy's drink later. He also goes to find his squirrel-smiting javelin.

At the boat site, Poog is confused.
"I thought boats was supposed to go in the water."

No specific preparations. Also, whenever goblins and boats come together, it makes me think of this

Poog doesn't know much about spiders, but he did think that staying away from the mouth of anything with "eatsgoblin" in its name was probably a good idea. Well, at least for him.

[b]If you wants to try and get some Reta, good luck![b] Poog says, slapping her on the back.

Guidance if you want it.

Poog went (draw weapon and move because having +0 BAB is annoying)

At the risk of being "that guy," (if I'm going to call out things that might help us, it's only fair I do the same when its not to my advantage) the spider may want to confirm that.

Nervous, but embarrassed about his performance so far, Poog nervously edges closer to the big scary thing, pulling out his dogslicer.

"Did you see that? The squirrel was sneaking up on us. Don't worry. I saved us."

The spider bit at him from that far away? Or did it do a spring attack sort of thing?

Poog flings a javelin, hoping that works a little better than the fire bolts have been. It absolutely does not.

Javelin: 1d20 + 3 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 3 - 2 - 4 = -1 Assuming penalty for firing into combat

Poog sends off another bolt of fire, figuring he probably can't miss any more than the first time.

Fire Bolt: 1d20 + 3 - 2 ⇒ (13) + 3 - 2 = 14 vs. Touch AC
Damage: 1d6 ⇒ 2 Fire

"AHHH! Kill it! Kill it with fire!"

Poog looses a dart of fire from his finger, in what could generously be described as the general direction of the spider.

Fire Bolt (ranged touch): 1d20 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 - 2 = 3

Five foot step if that's possible on the path (and if you consider the square I moved into on the path). If not then I'm not sure if the bolt (30 ft range) can hit, as 3D combat is always challenging.

Grumble grumble. Poog was good at all the tests. Well, most of the tests. Kind of. But Poog didn't even win one. Gonna need extra praying to Zarongel before the big trip.

At the end of the day, Poog heals up his wounds, rallying his strength for the coming adventure.

Cure Light Wounds: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

If nobody minds, I'll take one Desnan Cande and one Paper Candle.

As they head into the swamp, and Mogmurch complains about his headache, Poog pulls out his trusty wooden flute and starts puffing away, in a surprisingly competent rendition of some of the Licktoads' favorite tunes. The splinters in his gums were a small price to pay for annoying a comrade.

Perform Untrained: 1d20 + 1 - 2 ⇒ (19) + 1 - 2 = 18

Just checking to make sure you're not waiting on me for anything.

"No fair..."

Poog removes his armor before crawling in after Chuffy. Too many loops to get caught on the wires.

1d20 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 = 10
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 2 = 7
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (14) + 2 = 16
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (10) + 2 = 12
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 2 = 15

"MINE!"

Give it!: 1d20 ⇒ 1
C'mon!: 1d20 ⇒ 15
Mine!: 1d20 ⇒ 15

I forgot to apply the sickened penalty to those rolls, so -2 from each. I'm also going to break out my folio reroll (and GM star bonus) on the 1, because using it on something practical seems counter to the spirit of the scenario.

I really mean it: 1d20 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (2) - 2 + 2 = 2

I forgot to specify, but Poog would not have removed the bladder (that's where the real flavor is)

Of course we does!

Hmph. That was some of Poog's best hiding, and he still didn't win. Getting frustrated, he runs over to the slug buckets

"Come on, Big Z, help a goblin out." Casting guidance which will be used on slug #1.

Slug 1: 1d20 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 3 + 1 = 22
Slug 2: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
Slug 3: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
Slug 4: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
Slug 5: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
Slug 6: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

Temporary Stat Bar: Male Goblin Cleric 1 | HP: 9/10 | AC: 17, tch 13, ff 15 | F:+3, R:+2, W:+4 | Perc: +2, SM: +2
Determined to do better after his embarrassing performance, Poog darts off, hoping the fact that he's already coated in mud helps him blend in.

Shh!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27
Duck!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (11) + 8 = 19
Duck! Yum!: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (10) + 8 = 18

Ride1: 1d20 ⇒ 13
Ride2: 1d20 ⇒ 6
Ride3: 1d20 ⇒ 8

"People say that Poog can't ride
But Poog say-"

SPLORCH!

Distracted by Retus' half-naked chomping, Poog goes flying into the mud.

"I told you all it was a secret mission!"

Poog peers over Retus' shoulder, trying to get a glimpse of the map.

I knows things?: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (4) - 1 = 3

Hmph. Maps were no fun anyway. They were practically words!

If Reta is dressed as a bride, does that mean Retus is wearing a gnome-sized tuxedo?

"You's all wrong!" the latest goblin to arrive chimes in. "I bets there's a mission from Zarongel, and chief needs me to lead you bunch of crazies.

Player: Dhenn/GM Lari
Character: Jane Doe?*/POOG!
PFS: 120937-15

*The question mark is part of the name, not a sign I'm uncertain of which character.

Poog say Zarongel is the best,
He help burn things and heal the rest.
Zarongel's favor makes Poog blessed.
And Poog also stab you with knife if you make fun of how he isn't good at riding animals.

This alias is currently being used for WBG2. I don't think we'll quite be done by the time gameday starts, though we should be close. During the overlap, would you mind if I include the usual stuff from the Class/Level line at the top of each post?

While the others sneak ahead, Poog tries to decide what he's going to use once Chuffy and Mogmurch stop being so sneaky.

Wand that goes BANG?...Wand that goes BOOM?...Flaming dogslicer?...Magic spell dogslicer?

Who was Poog kidding. Always start with the big boom.

Poog takes a look at these gourds, despite not usually being a big fan of vegetables.

Spellcraft Checks. Not sure if the gourds are the same or not (and if they are, whether you'd want one check or two), so two checks are below. Disregard the second if need be.
Spellcraft1: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12
Spellcraft2: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18

He also takes some time to heal himself. And eventually Mogmurch.
Me First!
CLW Wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
CLW Wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
Moggy
CLW Wand: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

You has point, Chuffy, Poog admits reluctantly. "Burning down would look much cooler at night. But does Ogres sleep at night or at day?"