R1
Chuffy disappears!
Mog Hulks out!
Reta chucks KABOOM!
Poog
ENEMY
Dog Reflex
Ogre Reflex
Weasel Reflex
D 6
O 13
W 6
Whilst they all survived the explosion from Reta, the Ogre looks quite troubled...!
The Dogeslicer lands neatly!
The angry group keeps moving in.
On the roof, a big Oger moves out of the window... from his position up high he looks huge - he wears furs and a silly deer head with one antler - but has a burny spear!
R2
Chuffy
Mog
Reta
Poog
ENEMY
D 9
O 13
W 6
Boss! 11
Big mean ogre who reason we're here...other lady. Big mean ogre who reason we're here...other lady.
Reta weighs her options for an eternity of goblin time (1.6 seconds). then she plucks another bead from her necklace, throws it at the lady ogre, and runs backward, drawing out her bow.
Dog Reflex
Ogre Reflex
Weasel Reflex
D 12
O 17
W 15
Boss! 11
R2
Chuffy
Mog
Reta BOOM!
Poog
ENEMY
Mogmurch chucks a bottle of boomfire right on pappa!
D 12
O 17
W 15
Boss! 15
"Just throw 'em all, Reta!" squeaks an invisible Chuffy.
He uses his "free time" to apply a dose of spider venom to his blade.
Remember - the glue takes one round to set :)
about the critical damage? I should think a '22' on a touch attack confirms against an ogre....
It does indeed, I had already posted before your revision/edit/update :)
D 12
O 17
W 15
Boss! 23
R2
Chuffy
Mog BOOM!
Reta BOOM!
Poog
ENEMY
Remember - the glue takes one round to set
Don't forget, Munchmeat has to decide if he wants to do anything to prevent next round's fire damage.
He can deal with that on his turn :p
Save
The roof blasts again, wood and feathers (!?) fly - and when the smoke clears, you see the Ogre fall back onto the roof, burning away, from your vantage point all you can see is the top of the alchemist fire still burning beautifully
The building is now firmly on fire (the outside).
The Ogre woman starts running away - the hamster follows - they head for the fences.
The big angry dog keeps coming!
It jumps at Poog!
Attack
It misses!
R3
Chuffy
Mog
Reta
Poog
ENEMY
Chuffy strongly considers letting the dog have Poog for dinner. Maybe then Chuffy could be chief.
But then Chuffy remembers how the chief has to be the one to listen to all the complaining, and doesn't get to do the fun raids because he's busy chiefing.
So, Chuffy, invisible as he is, steps behind the doggy and does a poisoned slice-n-dice.
The dog doesn't have much love for a chunk off steel poking out of it.
Curiously it dies.
The building is burning, mostly on the outside and upper floors but the smoke and flames are certainly picking up. Anything of interest inside will rapidly become unreachable...
Underneath the house, some big beast that looks like a cross between and Owl and a Bear is rattling its cage door trying to flee the fire.
The last combatants you can see are almost at the fence line and seemingly about to jump it and keep fleeing.
Happy for you guys to give chase, or to let them flee.
If you let them flee we leave rounds and you can let me know your general plans and I can wrap up the outcomes. Provided you don't do anything too whackadoo - like go and disturb Princess Crackling or take on the Owlybear in an arm wrestle!
Chuffy, grumbling at being told what to do, does what he's told to do.
He quaffs his potion of "fire don't hurt", and sneaks over to the building's basement to see what he can see.
The big Owlybear is beating on the door trying to get out and flee the flames. It looks so cuddly and angry.
"Get big bird to crunch later!" Reta calls out to Chuffy. "That feed new tribe for eleventy weeks I bet!"
Chuffy continues to see how close he can get without being seen. Is there a way in/out that he could fit but not the Owlybear?
Chuffy rubs his hands together. Then he beckons the others over, and dips his crossbow bolts in poison.
He continues this process as needed. It's like spearing fish on a sandwich. Or in a barrel. Chuffy will slay the great owlbear.
For as long as the beast is caged, Chuffy repeats the process. Poison, load, attack.
After the second shot, the Owlbear takes the hint and moves out of sight.
You can hear it moving around... the fire is now out of control and consuming the house. Should you wish to salvage items you will need to act fairly quickly....
Chuffy unlocks the door for the owlbear. It's too bad he won't get to watch it burn, but maybe there's gold upstairs. Or even Fireworks! Wouldn't that be fun?
He opens the door wide to let the creature flee. (Maybe one of the others can search the basement. He tries signaling to them, but they probably misunderstand his gesticulations.) Then, protected by his potion of resist fire, Chuffy hurries around to the broken front door to try and loot the house while there is still time.
Reta sees the door swing open and moves towards it, bow in hand. If the owlbear runs away, she'll dart in and check out the basement. If it doesn't right away, she will...'prod it' with a flaming arrow.
Chuffy lets the Owlybear out and it starts fleeing the fire.
He slips into its pen, climbs the hay, and crawls through the caged roof up into the Ogres living room. The floor of this filthy chamber is made of rough floorboards. Numerous gaps between them show a dark space below the building. A large pile of furs and straw is heaped to the south, and a huge trap door sits in the very center of the room (the one Chuffy climbed in). To the west, a single ill-fitting door hangs askew on a single hinge.
Making his way to the room next dor makes even Chuffy gasp!
A huge, bloodstained table sits in the center of this filthy kitchen, and to the south lies a heap of furs arranged in the rough approximation of a mattress. The place reeks of rotten meat from numerous poorly executed taxidermy projects that lie scattered around the room, including partially stuffed pigs, birds, bobcats, and even a goblin body with a mass of bloody straw and sticks protruding from its neck instead of a head. Reta's head would probably fit this rather interesting dolly.
The dolly wears some nice armour, Chuffy drags the body and throws it down the hole for later. Reta, who is downstairs almost gets hit.
Chuffy moves upstairs to Oger dads room. The dominant feature of this room is a large bed—really nothing more than a nest made of old mattresses, loose straw, and mud. The fleas swarming on the “bed” are obvious from several feet away. A large hole in the western wall opens out onto the lower roof of the house, and a single trap door sits in the ceiling above - but is solidly on fire, as is this room!
Among the clutter in the bed are scattered 275 gp, six gourds of fire burping, a cage containing a dead wolverine (the wolverine still wears a shiny amulet of around its neck), a sack of straw with a gold needle lost in it (the needle is worth 100 gp), and a large (easy to find now the straw is heaps burnt), and a badly made, taxidermic dire corby.
Everything goes out the window.
Chuffy sneaks past his sovereign glue and finds Pa's burnt body on the roof, one foot glued to the roofing. Chuffy steals the burny spear and throws the fun looking items off the body.
Chuffy then gets down before the building falls over.
Good thing he was fireproof as he is charred and covered with soot.
***
Reta notes the owlybear flee and pokes around inside the lair. She almost gets hit by a falling headless Goblin body and thinks it is Chuffy. Until Chuffy laughs due to almost hitting Reta with the falling corpse.
Reta doesn't find much, only some big tasty looking eggs...
Omelets!